Man kills himself with sex toy

[AAP]

SPARKS FLY

28 March 2003

A thrill-seeker electrocuted himself with a home-made sex toy. Manfred Lubitz wired himself up to the gadget, which had a vibrating mat, massage pads and electrodes attached to his genitals, to watch porn movies. Police in Malaga, Spain , where the 65-year-old German lived, said: "There seems to have been a power surge while he was watching a film called Hot Vixen Nuns. And the flat was damp." Lubitz boasted to friends that his Orgasmatron, named after a sex machine in the Woody Allen film Sleeper "was better than a woman and a lot cheaper".

 

[gsxr1000]

Happy trails Heir Lubitz.............WUNDABAR!!!

 

[Zebo]

Shocking........

 

[WODIN]

What a way to go! I got to get me one of these!!!!

 

[AAP]

I think a clue from above was the fact the porn was called Hot Vixen Nuns



I can see Wodin using this.... for maximum effect, he would be attempting to snow sledding on the mat.

 

[WODIN]

Hot Vixen Nuns was one of my sweety's, Vixenbabes, first "art flicks".

 

[rnch]

is this how you got revenge on your ex?

 

[AAP]

is this how you got revenge on your ex?

No, I don't wish him death... I wish him a LOONNGGGGGGG life, because the inner torment he goes through from losing me is punishment enough.

 

[AAP]

lol. you make it sound like you were his oxygen supply!

Oh I was more than that... according to his last emails to me.

His self torment is amazing. When I moved here, he followed me here because he simply could not stand the thought of not knowing what I was doing. Now that I have another BF, he can't stand the sight of us together.... but yet still can't bring himself to go away and not be around to see us. Simply amazing. If it bothered me so much to see one of my ex's with another man, common sense would dictate to stay out of places I would run into them. And save myself some hurt and pain. Not him...

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

Damn,homeboy hard boiled his huevos.