Man Gets Penis Stuck in Padlock

[Deus Ex Machina]

ugh....
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Man got penis stuck in padlock

A Russian man has been told he will have a bent penis for the rest of his life after trapping it in a padlock.

Firemen in Moscow spent an hour freeing the 20-year-old man after he called emergency services after a sex game went wrong.

A doctor at Moscow's Hospital No.50, where the man was treated, told local daily Moskovsky Komsomolets: "His penis will be bent to one side but it will still function."

Firemen used cold water and grease to try to release the padlock before finally cutting it free with a saw.


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_867923.html?menu=news

 

[dave smith]

They should have given it the masterlock bullet test.

 

[MrMakaveli]

BLAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA, Fuck, a saw? I'd turn religious that second.

 

[dave smith]

What kind of fucked-up sex game do you play sticking your dick in a lock? It was probably a suitcase lock.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

crap i thought this was tuc trying to get past seashell's chastity belt

 

[dave smith]

crap i thought this was tuc trying to get past seashell's chastity belt

LoL

 

[from zero]

What an idiot.

 

[SC4EVA]

And who says Russia hasn't improved?

 

[hardrock]

Happens to me all the time.

 

[AAP]

is this it?

www.bme.freeq.com/spc/piercings/lockpa.jpg