Make Cornholio Pound his Head against the Wall...

[WODIN]

Corn,


I am most definatley in Ketosis, since my breath smells like some of the stink boxes that Havoc has been dating. When I piss the Facial hair of anyone standing near me falls off. Finally my lifts have pretty much gone to shit for the time being.

You would think that the gas mask I am wearing when I step up to the stall would give these but faces a clue as to what is about to go down.

Also I am chewing up anywhere from 1 to 1.5 grams of ALA a day. With just some Niacine and a multi in the AM and some Zinc and Mag in the evening. That's it. My protien is at around 300 grms a day and my carbs are about 150 or so.

In my diet, when is the best time of day to eat chocolate cake? It's got eggs in it so it is bound to be a good source of protien!

 

[Peyote Killa]

Corn, my diet has been really strict lately as well, and the constant queso dip has always been loaded with fresh veggies. I'm confused as to why I have not made any gains. I have been lifting hardcore daily. But lifting my dick 30 to 40 times a day just doesn't seem to have the same affect it did a year ago.
Can you help me out?

 

[beastboy]

Corn, my diet has been really strict lately as well, and the constant queso dip has always been loaded with fresh veggies. I'm confused as to why I have not made any gains. I have been lifting hardcore daily. But lifting my dick 30 to 40 times a day just doesn't seem to have the same affect it did a year ago.
Can you help me out?

Are you asking him to touch your pee-pee?

 

[Peyote Killa]

Are you asking him to touch your pee-pee?

BWAHAhahahahahahahahaha, that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I might be ?!?!?!?!?!

 

[vixenbabe]

Corn,

I have this lil problem with my stools. It seems that I might be a tad bit bound up. What can I do to help soften my shit ?

My pooping background:

I've tried eating more bran, prune juice and every stool softner on the market....(all my anal beads are accounted for in the toy tool chest too)....What's a hard shittin girl to do????

Love,

Can't break a soft stool off for nuttin, Vix.

 

[WODIN]

lmao @ vix....0n the Sopranos Last Night some guy died on the crapper because he couldn't make dookie.


Corn,

I've been doing pretty much a cardio style weight routine for about two weeks in the AM with about 30 - 45 seconds between sets. I am getting all sweaty and I breath real heavy during this workout.

Now there is this little hottie with HUGE boobies that I cross paths with everyday. What can I do to hide a chubby? Further, What can I do about the "nasty taco" breath?

 

[vixenbabe]

What can I do about the "nasty taco" breath?
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Ummmm, tell the lil hottie to DOUCHE!

 

[havoc]

I have definitely had my share of skanks.
This thread is sort of gross. peace

 

[The Shadow]

Corn,



In my diet, when is the best time of day to eat chocolate cake? It's got eggs in it so it is bound to be a good source of protien!

WODIN, of course you know that the BESTEST time to ingest carbs is directly after a workout.


btw - how do you like the Mag 10?

 

[The Shadow]

Corn, my diet has been really strict lately as well, and the constant queso dip has always been loaded with fresh veggies. I'm confused as to why I have not made any gains. I have been lifting hardcore daily. But lifting my dick 30 to 40 times a day just doesn't seem to have the same affect it did a year ago.
Can you help me out?

Sure - you lack intensity in your workouts. Why do you expect to make improvements in the gym while lifting the same quarter-ounce weiner. Add some weight to it and you will see progress again.

Good question, though.