lololol - remember The Program, where Omar Epps has to carry the football around campus

[KillahBee]

and all his football teammates had to try and knock it out of his hands?

ollo, we are doing with a trainee at work. 20 push ups every time someone grabs it out of his hands.

My plan is to fucking spear him in the chest Scumbag Zidane style on his way out the bathroom and rip that ball out his hands.

tee

 

[Smurfy]

Zidane has a top 40 hit in France called The Headbutt

 

[The Shadow]

I was threatened by my trainer last night to keep my right hand up or he will tape it to my head...across hair and all

 

[KillahBee]

ollololo

I just got it from him. Dude was walking round the office with it and you could tell his grip on the football wasn't tight. I snuck around a group of cubicles and popped ou, smacked it outta his hand and ran through two attempted tackles to glory.

20 pushups, bitch.

God, that was satisfying