LOL! tips for "a" better sex by NYCBOY!

[mattcanning99]

Five tips for a better sex

Dim the lights. Let's face it: Between the harsh lights and the cold tile, bathroom's aren't sexy places. Spruce it up a little by lighting scented candles and placing them around the room. Try adding fragrant bath salts or fresh flower petals to the water as your run the tub. Pour two glasses of wine or champagne to sip while you splash (be sure to use plastic glasses). Bring in a portable CD player and plug it in a safe distance from the water. Presto: You've created your own erotic spa.

Add air. Several catalogs sell portable whirlpool units for under $200. These units, which attach to the side of a bathtub, pump and recirculate the water, turning your bathtub into a whirlpool. Of course, with the device installed, there'll be less elbow room for the two of you, so make sure you'll both still fit before you plunk down your money.

Keep your clothes on. "The struggle to get free of wet clothing can be highly stimulating," says Glenn Wilson, Ph.D., a psychologist in England and author of Creative Loveplay. Lead your partner into a waiting shower while she's still in her undies or after she puts on a silky camisole. The thin fabric will cling to her body.

Let her take the top. If you're in the bath, it'll work better if she stays on top. It's the simplest way, anatomically speaking. "The buoyancy helps you achieve a nice rhythm, particularly if you move slowly and sensually," says Resnick.

If you're in the shower, try standing, rear-entry sex with your partner braced against the corner.

Expect a flood. Bathtub sex is messy sex. If mopping up after yourselves isn't your idea of afterplay, place a few folded towels on the floor by the tub. Also, remember that naked bodies are slippery when wet. To prevent accidents, make sure you've got a towel or bathmat handy for exiting the room safely.

 

[mattcanning99]

here is the link:

http://www.musclebomb.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=132

 

[mattcanning99]

Bring in a portable CD player and plug it in a safe distance from the water.

hope i remember that

Keep your clothes on.

wow - im picturing the hot sex now!

Let her take the top.

any other position you normally let her have?

rear-entry sex with your partner braced against the corner.

no comment, sorry i asked

Also, remember that naked bodies are slippery when wet. To prevent accidents, make sure you've got a towel or bathmat handy for exiting the room safely.

and to think before i read this post i was going to bring a CD player in the bathtub too!!

 

[velvett]

You go through a lot a effort to trash this guy.........

I hope it's worth it.




That's not say I don't have a flame guy in my back pocket too..........heh. ah yah.

 

[mattcanning99]

so let me guess, nycboy is getting old and i missed my chance to flame him before right?

 

[Nimrod25]

Your both pathetic.

 

[mattcanning99]

Your both pathetic.

why?

 

[mattcanning99]

in the spirit of the occassion...BUMP!!!

Here is the Link to the Post

 

[MaGilicuti]

don't listen to them matt, nycboy deserves everything he gets.

he makes other names and talks to himself for crying out loud.

 

[MaGilicuti]

the guy asks for every diss he gets. look at him, he thinks he's a stud. he posts pics of himself all over the place. he hates people who use steriods and comes on a steriod site to say it. he gives advice on how to look good, work out and have sex? this guy is obviously sick. we diss him time and time again and he still keeps coming back for more. i seriously believe he is mentally ill.

i've been clubbing a lot lately at sound factory in nyc. there are a lot more crack heads then you would think out there. and i truly believe nyc boy is a cracked out fag who is sick in the head