Little Known Facts About ROUGH SEX!!

[feisty11975]

Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.

Having nice sex burns 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her mom at the door.............1942 cal
Her DAD walking in..............................Priceless!!!LOL



I screwed up and posted this in the women's forum. LMAO

 

[sardonicone]

Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.

Having nice sex burns 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her mom at the door.............1942 cal
Her DAD walking in..............................Priceless!!!LOL



I screwed up and posted this in the women's forum. LMAO

I didn't see anything about stingers or bowling balls on that. How many calories do they burn?

What about the "bucking bronco"? That has to burn a plethora of calories...

 

[ksharp01]

eww on the foreign body juices

 

[the-short-one]

what's an "Italian Hanger"?

 

[Douglas7777]

What about the flaming amazon?!?!?

 

[feisty11975]

what's an "Italian Hanger"?

I don't know but when you find out, be sure to let me know. It sounds fun!

 

[the-short-one]

An Italian Hanger is a sexual postion where the woman lies with her back or shoulders supported by a bed or similiar object while the man holds her up by her hips and vigorously thrusts himself into her.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=italian+hanger

 

[feisty11975]

An Italian Hanger is a sexual postion where the woman lies with her back or shoulders supported by a bed or similiar object while the man holds her up by her hips and vigorously thrusts himself into her.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=italian+hanger

Thanks

 

[Creepusmaximus]

LOL "so suck a dick and save a smile".
That would be a good bumper sticker.

Her DAD walking in..............................Priceless!!!LOL

That's good for a few cals.

Remember guns don't kill people, husbands that come earily do.

 

[feisty11975]

LOL "so suck a dick and save a smile".
That would be a good bumper sticker.

Her DAD walking in..............................Priceless!!!LOL

That's good for a few cals.

Remember guns don't kill people, husbands that come earily do.

Thats a good one! lolololol

Good T-shirt material!!