limmited time offer to the skankiest EF has to offer

[Sub-Zero]

i will bang the skankiest chick on EF, rawdawg. the sign up starts below.

remember, this is a first cum first serve sorta deal.

 

[ortiz34]

i will bang the skankiest chick on EF, rawdawg. the sign up starts below.

remember, this is a first cum first serve sorta deal.

very kind of ya

 

[B0ARDIN087]

i wish i could bang the skankiest chick on ef, rawdawg. The sign up starts below.

Remember, this is a first cum first serve sorta deal.

ftfy

 

[Sub-Zero]

whats a con damn?

 

[nimbus]

you gotta be borderline retarded to bang anywhere else!

woo!

 

[gripweight]

we can get a land of lincoln slam going on

 

[chewyxrage]

I guarantee Lincoln blew a load like a shotgun, right through her back. The only way he could bang regular chicks was with a kryptonite condom.

 

[Underwraps]

Pathetically, I probably would have gone for it in my naive past life. All had to be was not ugly, not fat, and have a decent income that could afford you a nice, neat, and tidy place in a good location. And I thought THOSE were standards! Ha! I was conDUMB, for sure. Got conned cuz I was dumb.
I've wisened up since and living to tell (too much) about it. Saying a million hail marys and seeing a shrink to get over it all. Slimey, skinky, skummy, skanky, skunky, and plunkey. All have the same root meaning. =Willingness to sleep around below universal standards. Sorry, Plunkey, I think you admitted to sleeping w/married women? You guys are noble to pound on men who do that. They were the worst. Bottom feeders. I was scum and, well, they are what they eat! Blah ha ha!

Seriously, ladies, if you ask a guy if he'll wear a condom and he says "We'll work something out." or, "Uh, okay." or "Uh, ...shuuuure." or anything else but "Oh f**kin course!" then run far far away!!!!!

 

[nimbus]

Seriously, ladies, if you ask a guy if he'll wear a condom and he says "We'll work something out." or, "Uh, okay." or "Uh, ...shuuuure." or anything else but "Oh f**kin course!" then run far far away!!!!!

lol @ girls ever asking a guy to wear a condom.

 

[nimbus]

I guarantee Lincoln blew a load like a shotgun, right through her back. The only way he could bang regular chicks was with a kryptonite condom.

but that would kill him