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Lestat vs Phaded: Fighter breakdown and analysis

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Location: Beach volley ball courts
Fight Duration: 5 two minute rounds
Rules: No gouging, nut shots or choke holds (holds must have an arm)
no intentional breaking of bones. Judged on shots landed, takedowns, and reversals.

Fighter Breakdown

Lestat
-age 30
-6'2" tall and aprox 195 lbs
Fight Experience- Beach giggle wrestling with that dunk imposter
Enhancements and mods- Zero anabolic androgenic steroids, though uncofirmed. Blood stream contains a high thc count coupled with a strong presence of microbrew. May possibly wear fingerless lifting gloves coupled with a sleeveless under armour tee shirt.

Phaded
-age 27 (?)
-5'10" and aprox 220 (depending on bloat)
Fight Experience- Lotsa bar fights and family infighting, occaisonal cruelty to animals.
Enhancements and mods- High concentration of bathtub grade test and ag novladex. Trace amounts of high quality cocaine and GHB - gamma hydroxybutyric - - gamma hydroxybutyric - . Fighter will fight bare chested (doesn't own any shirts) and legs will be swathed in super long beach shorts (almost capri pant style). Will consume large amounts of low grade beer immediatly before fight.

Fighter Anaysis

Lestat:
Though lacking in actual fight experience, Lestat has extensive beach wrestling experience and is particularly skilled in noogies and various three stoges type of moves. If the fight goes to the ground, this wrestling experience could prove benefical. Stamina and endurance levels of this fighter are very high, if the fight goes 5 rounds expect him to keep his composure and guard up. Respectable swoleage of the biceps gives lestat a edge for grappling and pulling...but a lack of ass and leg strength hurt his punching power. If it comes down to a boxing match it could prove difficult for this fighter.

Phaded:
Yrs of fighting at family reunions followed by drunken bar fights give this fighter a edge in boxing style fighting. Particularly agile with throwing wild haymakers, if he connects it could prove lethal. This wildness though often leaves the fighter winded and tired...a lack of cardio training further compounds the problem. Thickness in the chest and shoulders greatly benefit his punching power, though if the fight goes to the ground he may lose this advantage. His ground fighting style can best be described as a flopping fish...arms, blinding white legs and torso vainly thrashing around.
If he is able to connect early on it should prove an easy match for him...if lestat is able to dodge/block the haymakers and extend the fight by taking it to the ground, it may be difficult for the fighter to maintain high endurance and stamina levels.

Fight Outcome: ???????
 
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Lestat will win in the 2nd. Lestat will put down lines of coke and Phaded will drop to his knee for a quick bump (like I would do) and Lestat will go in for the rear naked choke. Lights out!


Gambino said:
Location: Beach volley ball courts
Fight Duration: 5 two minute rounds
Rules: No gouging, nut shots or choke holds (holds must have an arm)
no intentional breaking of bones. Judged on shots landed, takedowns, and reversals.

Fighter Breakdown

Lestat
-age 29
-6'1" tall and aprox 190 lbs
Fight Experience- Beach giggle wrestling with that dunk imposter
Enhancements and mods- Zero anabolic androgenic steroids, though uncofirmed. Blood stream contains a high thc count coupled with a strong presence of microbrew. May possibly wear fingerless lifting gloves coupled with a sleeveless under armour tee shirt.

Phaded
-age 27 (?)
-5'10" and aprox 220 (depending on bloat)
Fight Experience- Lotsa bar fights and family infighting, occaisonal cruelty to animals.
Enhancements and mods- High concentration of bathtub grade test and ag novladex. Trace amounts of high quality cocaine and GHB - gamma hydroxybutyric - . Fighter will fight bare chested (doesn't own any shirts) and legs will be swathed in super long beach shorts (almost capri pant style). Will consume large amounts of low grade beer immediatly before fight.

Fighter Anaysis

Lestat:
Though lacking in actual fight experience, Lestat has extensive beach wrestling experience and is particularly skilled in noogies and various three stoges type of moves. If the fight goes to the ground, this wrestling experience could prove benefical. Stamina and endurance levels of this fighter are very high, if the fight goes 5 rounds expect him to keep his composure and guard up. Respectable swoleage of the biceps gives lestat a edge for grappling and pulling...but a lack of ass and leg strength hurt his punching power. If it comes down to a boxing match it could prove difficult for this fighter.

Phaded:
Yrs of fighting at family reunions followed by drunken bar fights give this fighter a edge in boxing style fighting. Particularly agile with throwing wild haymakers, if he connects it could prove lethal. This wildness though often leaves the fighter winded and tired...a lack of cardio training further compounds the problem. Thickness in the chest and shoulders greatly benefit his punching power, though if the fight goes to the ground he may lose this edge. His ground fighting style can best be described as a flopping fish...arms, blinding white legs and torso vainly thrashing around.
If he is able to connect early on it should prove an easy match for him...if lestat is able to dodge/block the haymakers and extend the fight by taking it to the ground, it may be difficult for the fighter to maintain high endurance and stamina levels.

Fight Outcome: ???????
 
I would take on Jack and Jnevin! I wish this was the real world. They would be OWNED!
I would KIMBO them. That's my boy!!!
If you don't know, now you know!
 
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