LB I have just incorporated some CAWK....

[GUARDIAN]

....exercises into my routine so it can get huge.

Any tips?

 

[layinback]

good genetics bro.

god gave me a big penis




to make up for my broken brain

 

[GUARDIAN]

good genetics bro.

god gave me a big penis




to make up for my broken brain

damn bro u make me wait up all night to come out and play

 

[layinback]

damn bro u make me wait up all night to come out and play

lololololol

it's about the only time i get to play

while the wifey is snoozin.

and in the morning she's like " show me ALL your post" and

"you are not allowed to flirt with habitual health" lol

 

[jack sparrow]

Brains aren't needed with a cack that size.

 

[layinback]

Brains aren't needed with a cack that size.

lololololol


bro, i've had an affinity for psychotic women my entire life.


some brains are required to form escape plans, alibi configurations

and various damage control schemas

 

[the_alcatraz]

Brains aren't needed with a cack that size.

lol...it helps if you have both

 

[jack sparrow]

lololololol


bro, i've had an affinity for psychotic women my entire life.


some brains are required to form escape plans, alibi configurations

and various damage control schemas

We're gonna have to brain storm on those topics one of these days.

If you weren't twice, maybe three times as jacked as me, four inches taller, and didn't have a cawk the size of my forearm, I'd say we were twins separated at birth.

 

[layinback]

We're gonna have to brain storm on those topics one of these days.

If you weren't twice, maybe three times as jacked as me, four inches taller, and didn't have a cawk the size of my forearm, I'd say we were twins separated at birth.

physical differences bro........irrelevant.

the "real" us is proly very similar. couple fuckin misfits.

do u remember "twins" danny devito and arnold ?

your post had tones of that..................

 

[jack sparrow]

physical differences bro........irrelevant.

the "real" us is proly very similar. couple fuckin misfits.

do u remember "twins" danny devito and arnold ?

your post had tones of that..................

Too weird man...that was exactly what I was thinking while I typed it out loolololol.