Late night gym homosexuals?

[|NTRAMUSCULAR]

i go to my gym around 11:00 every night due to my schedule and i pretty much have the place to myself...only problem is there are always fa...i mean homosexuals staring at me and i once even saw one sniff a seat after some one got off a machine...and then they will watch for when i go into the lockerroom and then follow me into the steam room which i sometimes like to hit up...anyone else have any funny stories or any pranks i can pull on them?

 

[blaster220]

Here's an idea. Leave them alone. Just mind your own business and stay away! You don't want to piss them off and get gang raped!

 

[|NTRAMUSCULAR]

i'll get a water bottle on a rope

 

[tony20md]

i know how ya feel

i went to ballys a few yrs back and tons of em there and they make sure they let everyone know it too! sucks i hated changing in the locker room due to it

 

[lonewulf]

There are homosexuals that work out at my gym. But they are polite and dont bother me so I dont really care. They can look at me, they just better not touch.-WULF

 

[KAYNE]

MY GYM IS FULL OF FAGS. ONLY A COUPLE OF THEM ARE COOL. I ACTUALLY WORK OUT WITH ONE SOMETIMES. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW HE WAS GAY UNTIL LAST YEAR. I HAVE BEEN KNOWING HIM FOR A FEW YEARS NOW. ONE GUY ACTUALLY WEARS A SPORT BRA TO THE GYM. AND A PURPLE ONE AT THAT!!!


KAYNE

 

[smoknjilly]

lol...I see some ..ahh..quite interesting outfits at my gym...

my fav...the guy with the ultra hairy chest wearing a rubber like vest with a zipper down the front, zipped 3/4 of the way down..and it's pink

 

[frorider6]

Yeah, I hate when those homos are in the gym. They always follow me into the locker room and start up a conversation. Before you know it, one of them will be sucking my dick. I mean, did I ask them to suck me dick? No. But here this homo is sucking my cock. That's just rude.

Maybe next time I'll hold him down and fuck him in the ass. Nothing says, "I'm not gay and don't appreciate you talking to me" like jamming your dick in his ass.

 

[frorider6]

by the way is this one of those "lil secrets" you don't like to share about your diet and supplement schedule.

No. I'm just sick of all these homos sucking my dick. It just pisses me off. I mean, I have a girlfriend, and I tell that to these guys, but they just don't seem to pay attention.

 

[HappyScrappy]

as with most things in life, the onion has made great commentary on it.

http://www.theonion.com/onion3604/sucking_my_cock.html