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WiffleballChamp
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Been on a few dates with a little cutie and last night was the night that I was gonna put away the nice guy routine and get down with my little hit and run routine.
So I ease the hand down to the vag and I'm immediately concerned because this isn't your normal every day shaved vagina that most guys who were born after 1980 are used to seeing. I detected hair down there, and to say the least, I wasn't very pleased. I let it slide in hopes that it was just a landing strip gone awry.
After moistening up that bad boy, I made up my mind that I was gonna unleash the ole "Tornado tongue" on this unsuspecting vag. I yank off the ole thongs but not only was this no "landing strip" but it looked more like the bitch had Chewbacca in a Leg lock. She'll need a bush hog if she ever wants that thing groomed. To make things worse, I detected a pungent odor emitting from the vaginal cavity. (The finger and smell test failed miserably).
Needless to say, the hairy vag along with the suspicious odor was a deal breaker. The tongue lashing was called off, but I have to admit that I still dropped the hammer on it. I discretely buried my face/nose in her pillow next to where her head was, but the smell just got to be too much to where I faked a buss and quickly left with a flimsly work excuse.
The few hairy vaginas that I've encountered always have a twang to them. Is this because of the hair or just a grooming/sanitary issue in general??? Bro's who enjoy hair down there or old bro's who's wives still rock the 70's-80's porn style muff , please educate me.
So I ease the hand down to the vag and I'm immediately concerned because this isn't your normal every day shaved vagina that most guys who were born after 1980 are used to seeing. I detected hair down there, and to say the least, I wasn't very pleased. I let it slide in hopes that it was just a landing strip gone awry.
After moistening up that bad boy, I made up my mind that I was gonna unleash the ole "Tornado tongue" on this unsuspecting vag. I yank off the ole thongs but not only was this no "landing strip" but it looked more like the bitch had Chewbacca in a Leg lock. She'll need a bush hog if she ever wants that thing groomed. To make things worse, I detected a pungent odor emitting from the vaginal cavity. (The finger and smell test failed miserably).
Needless to say, the hairy vag along with the suspicious odor was a deal breaker. The tongue lashing was called off, but I have to admit that I still dropped the hammer on it. I discretely buried my face/nose in her pillow next to where her head was, but the smell just got to be too much to where I faked a buss and quickly left with a flimsly work excuse.
The few hairy vaginas that I've encountered always have a twang to them. Is this because of the hair or just a grooming/sanitary issue in general??? Bro's who enjoy hair down there or old bro's who's wives still rock the 70's-80's porn style muff , please educate me.
so much 
I crap more hair than a coyote
