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Ladies, serious dating question

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At what point in the intial dating process do you toss your date's salad? I've been dating this gal of and on for a few weeks, proly 5 dates, and she still hasn't tossed my salad. Is this normal, or should i be pissed?

:licker:
 
I dunno but Jackangel told me he usually tosses a guys salad on the first date.
 
Gambino said:
At what point in the intial dating process do you toss your date's salad? I've been dating this gal of and on for a few weeks, proly 5 dates, and she still hasn't tossed my salad. Is this normal, or should i be pissed?

:licker:
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she is waiting for you to make the first move :chomp:
 
not sure what toss the salad is.. but depends on alot of things if it what i think it is
 
CanadianCutie said:
not sure what toss the salad is.. but depends on alot of things if it what i think it is
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i have never heard of that expression myself, but i believe he means licking the kitty.. :coffee:
 
Yasmina said:
i have never heard of that expression myself, but i believe he means licking the kitty.. :coffee:
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAAAA LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!
Its a little different than licking kitty!!!!

LMFAO that he posted that in such a serious way!! hahahaaa
 
I HAVE NEVER HEARD THAT EXPRESSION
But i am sure she is waiting for u to make the first move OR she is not interested in u sexually
 
Meantime1 said:
I HAVE NEVER HEARD THAT EXPRESSION
But i am sure she is waiting for u to make the first move OR she is not interested in u sexually
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BWAAAAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!! I dont think she's waiting for that move!!! haahahahaaa!!
LMAO, Gambino is prolly rolling right now...
OKAY no one let on what tossing salad means mmmkay!!
 
BrothaBill said:
BWAAAAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!! I dont think she's waiting for that move!!! haahahahaaa!!
LMAO, Gambino is prolly rolling right now...
OKAY no one let on what tossing salad means mmmkay!!
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would it mean taking it in the ass??
 
BrothaBill said:
BWAAAAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!! I dont think she's waiting for that move!!! haahahahaaa!!
LMAO, Gambino is prolly rolling right now...
OKAY no one let on what tossing salad means mmmkay!!
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Ok CHEEKY MR know it all, DO it all
U tell US what it means
 
Yasmina said:
would it mean taking it in the ass??
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The ass in definitely involved, but theres no catcher in the game. My modesty precludes me from divulging what it actually means. eeewwwww!!
 
It make be time to sit down and have a talk with her. I mean 5 dates? What's wrong with that girl. She should have been doing that before you were even officially dating. Get her a nice card and give it to her over a romantic dinner. Write something sweet like "Hey Girl, I think you're swell. Will you please toss my salad soon? Otherwise I'm moving on". Girls love stuff like that.
 
can someone please tell us what to toss the salad means?
surely she does not have a garden salad up her butt which need to be stirred,,,:worried
 
HAHAHAA!!! I think Hallmark has a whole line of cards for tossing salad moments.
Our love is like a ballad,
will you please toss my salad!
 
Raina said:
It make be time to sit down and have a talk with her. I mean 5 dates? What's wrong with that girl. She should have been doing that before you were even officially dating. Get her a nice card and give it to her over a romantic dinner. Write something sweet like "Hey Girl, I think you're swell. Will you please toss my salad soon? Otherwise I'm moving on". Girls love stuff like that.
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Hahahaha.
 
Yasmina said:
can someone please tell us what to toss the salad means?
surely she does not have a garden salad up her butt which need to be stirred,,,:worried
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Tossing a salad is kinda like licking the kitty... but you just go about 2-3 inches further "around the bend"... you pass through the taint to reach your destination ;-)
 
mrplunkey said:
Tossing a salad is kinda like licking the kitty... but you just go about 2-3 inches further "around the bend"... you pass through the taint to reach your destination ;-)
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this guy wants to do that after JUST 5 weeks of dating?????
:worried:
 
I know i am SHOCKED
I always knew u americans were from another planet
hahahahahahaha
we Brits are much more civil
 
Yasmina said:
this guy wants to do that after JUST 5 weeks of dating?????
:worried:
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No, he wants her to do it LOL! Thats why it was so funny that he posted this question in such a serious way. lmao
Itd take a lifetime for me and with it a substantial sum of cash must be involved. Love does have its limits!
 
BrothaBill said:
No, he wants her to do it LOL! Thats why it was so funny that he posted this question in such a serious way. lmao
Itd take a lifetime for me and with it a substantial sum of cash must be involved. Love does have its limits!
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that is the most disgusting thing i have heard in a long time
i knew it exsited but i never came accross anyone who wanted to do it/have it done to them :sick:

I agree with you BB, love does have its limits!
 
tossing salad is eating ass. damn, i thought everybody knew that. good old fashioned unwashed anallingus. lol. there is no scheduled time line for tossing salad, giving or receiving, in the dating process. its just a matter of being sexually enlightened and needing to help expand your partners horizons, comfort zone and pleasure threshold.

this should have probably happened by now. if it doesn't happen soon it never will.
 
Raina said:
It make be time to sit down and have a talk with her. I mean 5 dates? What's wrong with that girl. She should have been doing that before you were even officially dating. Get her a nice card and give it to her over a romantic dinner. Write something sweet like "Hey Girl, I think you're swell. Will you please toss my salad soon? Otherwise I'm moving on". Girls love stuff like that.
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lmao atta girl
 
Meantime1 said:
I know i am SHOCKED
I always knew u americans were from another planet
hahahahahahaha
we Brits are much more civil
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If you ever visit Detroit, give stringbean a call. He'll give you a proper michigan salad tossing
 
I would have to be REALLY crazy about the guy... I mean a trust and comfort level would have to be reached that would be longer than 5 dates. LOL
 
Odd, cause around here tossing salad has always just been another phrase for "eating out". And generally only used in reference to doing it to the girl.

Sure he doesnt mean she hasnt sucked his dick yet?
 
notoriousQQ said:
tossing salad is eating ass. damn, i thought everybody knew that. good old fashioned unwashed anallingus. lol. there is no scheduled time line for tossing salad, giving or receiving, in the dating process. its just a matter of being sexually enlightened and needing to help expand your partners horizons, comfort zone and pleasure threshold.

this should have probably happened by now. if it doesn't happen soon it never will.
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this quy was funny as hell
 
This thread is useless without p...

Actually, no
No pics needed
Thx
 
YASMINA said:
can someone please tell us what to toss the salad means?
surely she does not have a garden salad up her butt which need to be stirred,,,:worried
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lol brothabill stop messing with these people...for those of you that do NOT know what tossing salad is it is the eating out (as you would do to a kitty) of the asshole
 
1_more_rep said:
lol brothabill stop messing with these people...for those of you that do NOT know what tossing salad is it is the eating out (as you would do to a kitty) of the asshole
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Wow...I've been reading this thread for 6 months trying to figure it out, and you come along and spoil it for me.
 
jack_schitt said:
Wow...I've been reading this thread for 6 months trying to figure it out, and you come along and spoil it for me.
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sorry jack :verygood: :rolleyes: so many people were asking so i thought i'd help them out since they were all confused
 
The Brothabill on this thread is an impostor, I am the REAL BrothaBill
 
Just for U uninitiated. salad tossing, after a THOROUGH cleaning of the area can be quite pleasurable. It can be used as the last act after cunni, or the preview to anal. & For the male receiver it can be the coup-de-gras at the end of a spectaculr blow/hand job.
That area is chock full of nerve endings.
 
do guys actually like a girl licking his ass??? from my experience guys do not even want you anywhere near this "zone"
and do the guys actually like to like a girls ass????
 
Raina said:
It make be time to sit down and have a talk with her. I mean 5 dates? What's wrong with that girl. She should have been doing that before you were even officially dating. Get her a nice card and give it to her over a romantic dinner. Write something sweet like "Hey Girl, I think you're swell. Will you please toss my salad soon? Otherwise I'm moving on". Girls love stuff like that.
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Raina=EVIL :evil:

ROFLMAO
 
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lol at great question...do you really think this is a great question??
 
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