Ladies - need advice: number of squirts of cologne appropriate for the gym

[supersizeme]

really. shit.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

gasoline is what hard core bors use. I'll fax you some.

 

[freakazoid]

good 1 tuc

on a related note...today in the locker room after was i done showering, i went to the sinks to shave and brush my teeth. there was a strange guy in there who was missing everything from his left elbow down. he was struggling to attach his prosthetic with the hook on the end to his limb. i had seen him earlier wandering around the gym. i thought for a second about helping him, but then realized that i don't know shit about prosthetic limbs and probably would've made it worse for him. he was mumbling all sorts of crazy stuff, too. i got the hell out of there as quickly as possible.

you bastard that was me,i wonder why you rushed off.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I bathe in French champagne when I want to exude a pleasing odor for the dames.

I used to shower with it. Cost cutting ya know.

 

[Nonerz]

It never fails to amuse me that supersizeme will post up some shit that people will think is real.

I think that there is some sort of serious disorder that is spreading the world that somehow makes someone unable to understand sarcasm or humor.

I bathe in rose petals before I don't go to the gym. It makes me feel pretty.

sorry...I don't frequent the chat boards very often and don't know all you characters!

 

[Pamela]

None~~

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

i squatted yesterday

i did too!

 

[timrock]

COLOGNE+GYM=I LUV MEN

 

[WalkingBeast]

No daddy NO!!!!! Who's the kid in your avatar???? I dunno...I wanna slaughter him, slowly, painfully =)