Ladies - need advice: number of squirts of cologne appropriate for the gym

[supersizeme]

gotcha

 

[Nonerz]

Hey man, that is waaaaaay too much...especially for the gym! Your goal should be to not stink. Unfortunately putting too much cologne on will stink. Relying on your natural body odor isn't a good idea either. Slather on some good smelling deodorant and if you MUST, then use one spray of cologne.

**Tip** spray the cologne in the air and step into it naked...don't ask, just do it!

**side note**
excessive nose & ear hair can be distracting to a chick...and dammit, you should have TWO eyebrows!

Now you're stylin'

 

[gymrat]

Old men wear brute.

I bet you shave naked infront of the mirror too right?

 

[Nonerz]

I remember Brute being "the thing" back in 1987!!

 

[jackangel]

well last i checked, theres a penis between my legs

and...is it going to be inserted into your vagina?

 

[Becoming]

supersize- I bumped into to that hook guy right after you left... he was all bugged out by running into you in there... my question is why are you shaving your nuts in the sink?

 

[Testosterone boy]

Good idea..........walk through the mist.

No wonder ya'll pull more ass than the toilets at Union Station.

 

[Crazy Ivan]

Cologne for gym ?! WTF

Shiit motherfuckers1 You not hardcore! Who fuken cares what you smell like if you there to bust balls benching, power cleaning, squatting, deadlifting. If you fuken intense then you'll be a funky smelling motherfucker covered with sweat. And you worrying what cologne and how much to put on ?! Sounds pretty fuken gay.

 

[TC2]

Alright this is my normal routine I go through prior to heading to the gym. I usually go with a squirt of Brut on each side of my big stupid neck, one under each pit, and then one long squirt done in an arcing motion that starts at upper-ass crack, sweeps downward across the barren plain of my chode, and ends in a mild drizzling of the berries. Following this I will spray a cloud into the air, pause for a moment, and then walk through it to make sure the scent is evenly distributed about my person.

Is this amount ample enough to get the point across to you little sexies that I'm not only here for the weights, but also a sensitive, romantic and understanding man who is more than willing to be tenderly blown by you in either the men's or the women's locker room depending on your preference(<--sensitive to your needs)?

ugh.. I think my bench just went down about 50 lbs.

 

[Crazy Ivan]

I fuken see another pretty boy faggot wearing cologne in gym, i will literally shit on him. WHat i call a " BROWN SUNRISE" !!