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Research Chemical SciencesUGFREAKeudomestic
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Ladies - need advice: number of squirts of cologne appropriate for the gym

supersizeme

New member
Alright this is my normal routine I go through prior to heading to the gym. I usually go with a squirt of Brut on each side of my big stupid neck, one under each pit, and then one long squirt done in an arcing motion that starts at upper-ass crack, sweeps downward across the barren plain of my chode, and ends in a mild drizzling of the berries. Following this I will spray a cloud into the air, pause for a moment, and then walk through it to make sure the scent is evenly distributed about my person.

Is this amount ample enough to get the point across to you little sexies that I'm not only here for the weights, but also a sensitive, romantic and understanding man who is more than willing to be tenderly blown by you in either the men's or the women's locker room depending on your preference(<--sensitive to your needs)?
 
well last i checked, theres a penis between my legs but that sounds like you put on way too much cologne which will make it worse. its a workout anyway, all you need is to spray your pits
 
good 1 tuc

on a related note...today in the locker room after was i done showering, i went to the sinks to shave and brush my teeth. there was a strange guy in there who was missing everything from his left elbow down. he was struggling to attach his prosthetic with the hook on the end to his limb. i had seen him earlier wandering around the gym. i thought for a second about helping him, but then realized that i don't know shit about prosthetic limbs and probably would've made it worse for him. he was mumbling all sorts of crazy stuff, too. i got the hell out of there as quickly as possible.
 
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