Kentucky Derby...wtf?

[jack sparrow]

Apparently I have been entered in a contest without my knowledge.

Anyhow, I have three tickets, "WIN" "SHOW" and "PLACE" for some horse that is racing in the Kentucky Derby. Across the top of the tickets, it says TOTE 500. Anyone know what this stuff means? They even gave me the name of the horse.

Don't matter I guess, the fucking thing will probably lose anyway.

 

[Bikini Mod]

That dont mean JACK SCHITT to me.



Sorry that I couldn't be more helpfull, but I just HAD to say that.

 

[jack sparrow]

That dont mean JACK SCHITT to me.



Sorry that I couldn't be more helpfull, but I just HAD to say that.

Very funny lol. (seriously). RED FOR YOU!!

 

[pintoca]

looks like you are betting 500$ on those horses

 

[jack sparrow]

looks like you are betting 500$ on those horses

Thats what I was assuming. I've been googling links for the top picks, and so far, my horse isn't even in the top ten...hell, I can't even find it on the list anywhere lol.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Thats what I was assuming. I've been googling links for the top picks, and so far, my horse isn't even in the top ten...hell, I can't even find it on the list anywhere lol.

Just imagine how cool it would if your horse DOES win? Imagine the pay-out.

We had lunch recently with one of my husband's clients, a Ms Juanita Winn. I believe that she owns 3 horses that won the Kentucky Derby. Lovely, lovely woman. Was married to her husband for 58 years till he passed last August.

 

[pintoca]

bikinimom, go post in my gonads thread, I have a pic of you there!

 

[jack sparrow]

Pinto, if I win, I'll pay to have a boat follow you on your journey across the Atlantic to make sure you don't drown.

 

[pintoca]

Pinto, if I win, I'll pay to have a boat follow you on your journey across the Atlantic to make sure you don't drown.

make sure they bring lots of beer. All that salty water sure makes me thirsty

 

[Bikini Mod]

bikinimom, go post in my gonads thread, I have a pic of you there!

Can't wait to see...