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Just pulled a hardcore ownage prank on my friend...

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Paulos

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So my bud uses hotmail, and I for fun checked what his password recovery question was. Turns out I knew the answer. I then accessed his e-mail and the following messages were dispatched.

- A letter to mother's work saying that I have discovered I am a homosexual, and I hope you still love me reguardless of how fabulously gay I choose to be.

- A letter to stepsister suggesting that since we are not blood related it would be acceptable for us to engage in intercourse, albeit I have a 2 inch penis and would be unable to satisfy you.

- A letter to male professor offering oral sex in exchange for a higher grade.

- A letter to coworker inquiring as to whether or not her and her boyfriend would be interested in a three way, not forgetting to mention that I would not have a problem being intimate with her boyfriend as well.


This has to be the best ownage in quite some time.
 
Drunken_Weasel said:
Your a fuckin dick. Why the fuck would you want to do that to a "friend"? Stupid fuckin twat.
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Cause it's funny, and is mom withholding your prozac? You are fiesty.
 
Drunken_Weasel said:


Thats not funny.. thats fucking mean. Is this guy really your "friend"? I would hate to have friends like you.
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Yes he's my friend, and I'd hate to have friends like you too, lighten up Grandma.
 
Drunken_Weasel said:
Fuck you. Yes... I said it... Fuck you.
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Wow, you're little online persona change from depressed, self loating, suicidal weiner to hardcore internet toughguy is proceeding nicely.

I see your combination of telling yourself "I'm good enough, smart enough, and people like me" in the mirror every morning along with your Tony Little self help tapes have worked wonders.

Congratulations on that.
 
Paulos said:


I see your combination of telling yourself "I'm good enough, smart enough, and people like me" in the mirror every morning along with your Tony Little self help tapes have worked wonders.
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Indeed... its all mental! even if it's all lies.. its all mental.
 
If you were my friend, I'd buy you dinner :)

But, some guys won't take kindly to it. Make sure he knows who did it before he complains and they start an investigation!

:)
 
I WOULD SUPERGLUE YOUR LIPS THE THE BUMBPER OF MY CAR AND PROCEED TO DRIVE TO THOSE PEOPLE RESIDENCES SO YOU CAN EXPLAIN THE SITUATION ACCORDINGLY.

THEN I WOULD KILL YOUR FAMILY.



KAYNE
 
In all seriousness, I'd fully understand if I did this to a friend and then later had to dodge some right hooks or lose the friend.

Kayne, for example, was very upset with me when I started calling his parents demanding they tell me his telephone number or I'd go to the police and inform them he had given me herpes. I guess some people can't take a joke!
 
Yeah, thats an example of epic prickness

Thats shit you should reserve for only enemies, I know I'd fuck anyone I know up over that type of shit.
 
BeefyBull said:
Yeah, thats an example of epic prickness

Thats shit you should reserve for only enemies, I know I'd fuck anyone I know up over that type of shit.
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Some only enjoy life if they develope and strengthen the mindset that forgetting their own concept of self importance is the only way to be happy and lucid.

Others cannot accept this notion, and IMO should be respected if they treat you the way they most value, even if they don't want to get into a fight of, 'who can leave the biggest dump in the toilet for the other to lift the lid and find.'

And then there are those who like pussy and pick up on all the girls while the afore mentioned personalities try and reach some common ground.

And then there is Nathan...
 
yer an asshole, thats goin way to far for a "prank" on a "friend"

i hope he beats yer ass
 
man, that shit is crazy. I would hate to be that guy.

So what's happened? Did he share his problems with you, Paulos?
 
Paulos said:
So my bud uses hotmail, and I for fun checked what his password recovery question was. Turns out I knew the answer. I then accessed his e-mail and the following messages were dispatched.

- A letter to mother's work saying that I have discovered I am a homosexual, and I hope you still love me reguardless of how fabulously gay I choose to be.

- A letter to stepsister suggesting that since we are not blood related it would be acceptable for us to engage in intercourse, albeit I have a 2 inch penis and would be unable to satisfy you.

- A letter to male professor offering oral sex in exchange for a higher grade.

- A letter to coworker inquiring as to whether or not her and her boyfriend would be interested in a three way, not forgetting to mention that I would not have a problem being intimate with her boyfriend as well.


This has to be the best ownage in quite some time.
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BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thats is funny shit.... but the prof one may get him in serious shit.
 
Update...his mom freaked out, left 11 messages on his cell by the time we got out of class, and informed pretty much his entire family that he was gay. I thought she was going to be pissed after all of that but she thought is was pretty funny.

Here's the letter from the coworker, edited...






Bert....has paulous been playing on your email account? Hello...change your password!!! Yeah and Paulous...get a life huh?

Jillian



>From: "Robert XXXX"
>To: [email protected]
>Subject: Hey Jill...
>Date: Tue, 20 May 2003 01:08:42 -0700
>
>I was thinking the other day, how about me, you, and matt engage in
>a hot menage a trois? Lemme know what you think.
>
>I am willing to touch matt too.
>
 
I would make sure and check for rainbow "gay pride" bumper stickers when you get into your car over the next few weeks, and don't be suprised if you start getting calls at 1:30 AM from the head of a local bar asking if the offer written below the number on the wall is still good.
 
argent said:
The male professor letter might have been much.
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Exactly. The rest was funny, but this could get him expelled. Imagine how funny that would be. I'd saw through your neck with a plastic butterknife if I were expelled over that.

Don't mind KAYNE, though. He's a PUSSY. That's why he is constantly trying to convince others he is not. I find him amusing, though.
 
Baoh said:


Exactly. The rest was funny, but this could get him expelled. Imagine how funny that would be. I'd saw through your neck with a plastic butterknife if I were expelled over that.

Don't mind KAYNE, though. He's a PUSSY. That's why he is constantly trying to convince others he is not. I find him amusing, though.
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MY POST ON THIS THREAD WAS WAAAAYYYYY BACK, AND YOU ARE STILL THINKING ABOUT ME. I DIDNT EVEN MENTION YOU IN IT. YET YOU ARE STILL THINKING OF ME. YOU WANT TO FUCK ME DONT YOU GAY BOY???
 
KAYNE said:



MY POST ON THIS THREAD WAS WAAAAYYYYY BACK, AND YOU ARE STILL THINKING ABOUT ME. I DIDNT EVEN MENTION YOU IN IT. YET YOU ARE STILL THINKING OF ME. YOU WANT TO FUCK ME DONT YOU GAY BOY???
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I read faster than you can. Also, I was talking to Paulos about you. Don't ever take any kind of advanced composition, thweetie. It would kill you.

For a supposedly straight guy, you sure brought up homosexuality quickly. Must be on your mind.
 
Thats not that bad... but to the college professor... that's harsh. He can get failed now because of that, dick.
 
KAYNE said:



MY POST ON THIS THREAD WAS WAAAAYYYYY BACK, AND YOU ARE STILL THINKING ABOUT ME. I DIDNT EVEN MENTION YOU IN IT. YET YOU ARE STILL THINKING OF ME. YOU WANT TO FUCK ME DONT YOU GAY BOY???
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Best post ever.
OWNED 5-20-03 by KAYNE.
 
Baoh said:


I read faster than you can. Also, I was talking to Paulos about you. Don't ever take any kind of advanced composition, thweetie. It would kill you.

For a supposedly straight guy, you sure brought up homosexuality quickly. Must be on your mind.
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SO THATS A YES THEN CORRECT!!!..........SORRY SWEET TITS, I DONT BAT FOR YOUR TEAM. I HEAR RNCH IS A SWITCH HITTER THOUGH. I'M SURE HE'LL BE UP TO YOUR ADVANCES.

OH YEAH, ADVANCED COMP WAS MY SENIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL.
 
Baoh said:


Also, I was talking to Paulos about you. Don't ever take any kind of advanced composition, thweetie. It would kill you.
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I KNOW. THAT IS MY POINT. YOU HAD TO BE THINKING OF ME SINCE MY POST WAS SO LONG AGO. YOU THEN STARTED TALKING TO PAULOS (ANOTHER GUY) ABOUT ME. YOU WANT TO FUCK ME!!!

ITS COOL, YOU CAN ADMIT IT.

ONLY FANTASTICAL THINKING ON YOUR PART THOUGH. SORRY.




KAYNE
 
KAYNE said:


I KNOW. THAT IS MY POINT. YOU HAD TO BE THINKING OF ME SINCE MY POST WAS SO LONG AGO. YOU THEN STARTED TALKING TO PAULOS (ANOTHER GUY) ABOUT ME. YOU WANT TO FUCK ME!!!

ITS COOL, YOU CAN ADMIT IT.

ONLY FANTASTICAL THINKING ON YOUR PART THOUGH. SORRY.




KAYNE
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You are delusional. It took me only a few seconds between reading your post, every other post, and making my post. You must be very slow.
 
Me and my buddies were always pulling pranks on each other. One of my best was when my friend was walking up the driveway to my house carrying a bag full of Taco Bell food. Ihad climbed on the roof and was waiting for him and right when he got close to the door, I jumped off and screamed at the top of my lungs. It scared the shit out of him and he threw his food everywhere. That was nearly 20 years ago and I'm laughing as I'm typing this and remembering it.
 
Baoh said:


You are delusional. It took me only a few seconds between reading your post, every other post, and making my post. You must be very slow.
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STILL THINKING OF ME HUH!!! I HOPE YOURE NOT BEATING OFF WHILE THINKING OF ME. I'D BE OFFENDED.
 
You continue to be preoccupied with homosexual thoughts. So, tell me. Did you choose to be gay or were you born that way?
 
GAYNESS IS A CHOICE. YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT. YOU WANT TO FUCK ME. THATS YOUR CHOICE. YOU KNOW I DONT BAT FOR YOUR TEAM YET YOU STILL WANT TO FUCK ME.
 
Good job Paulos you managed to almost destroy your freinds life in a matter of minutes...i find this very funny keep up the goodwork...i suggest you kick him when hes down and throw him completely into a bloodthirsty frenzy perhaps poor some suger or sand in his gas tank or bang his girlfreind..this should drive him into an early retirement at a mental institution.
 
KAYNE said:
GAYNESS IS A CHOICE. YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT. YOU WANT TO FUCK ME. THATS YOUR CHOICE. YOU KNOW I DONT BAT FOR YOUR TEAM YET YOU STILL WANT TO FUCK ME.
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So you chose to be gay. It fits you perfectly.
 
Holy shit LMAO. You two must have a pretty fucked senses of humour to be taking part in this.

You other guys need to relax........you dont know what sort of uhhh relationship these guys have.....
 
Thats a bit much, here is what I did. This guy I worked with was going out with this girl only they were doing that friends with benefits BS. and was complaining that he didnt want to go out with her, but now he's getting feelings for her. Then he left his email open and I wrote to her saying "I think we should have a baby together." and that was it. She broke up with the next week. Then I signed him up to all these gay personals and he was getting pictures of these guys with their bios in his email all the time. He wasnt my friend though so I didnt care
 
Baoh said:


Everytime my dogs piss on the floor, I think of you.
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AND EVERYTIME YOU THINK OF FUCKING A MAN......YOU CANT HELP YOURSELF BUT TO THINK OF KAYNE.
 
KAYNE said:



AND EVERYTIME YOU THINK OF FUCKING A MAN......YOU CANT HELP YOURSELF BUT TO THINK OF KAYNE.
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You are just so cute. Like a little gay boy trapped in a little girl's body.

Awww.
 
Baoh said:


You are just so cute. Like a little gay boy trapped in a little girl's body.

Awww.
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CAN YOU PLEASE COME UP WITH YOUR OWN SHIT.........AS SOON AS I OUTED YOU AS WANTING TO FUCK ME, YOU START CALLING ME GAY. FIGURES.
 
So I'm confused...Paulos, did you really do this? Cuz what are you gonna do when he gets in deep shit with his professor?

You're probably full of shit anyways...;)
 
HE PROBABLY IS FULL OF SHIT........HOWEVER, I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT THE FRIEND HAD TO SAY ABOUT THIS SHIT (IF HE REALLY DID DO THIS).




KAYNE
 
Bulldog_10 said:
So I'm confused...Paulos, did you really do this? Cuz what are you gonna do when he gets in deep shit with his professor?

You're probably full of shit anyways...;)
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Yeah I really did it. The semester ended this week and his final was monday, he won't see the professor again so that one is a dud I think.
 
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