just bought a $3,000 laptop

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New toys always make me feel like my life is more complete, if even for the 2 weeks before their newness runs out.

Bro - he is talking about a computer and not the "vagina pounder 6000" you bought last week to use on yourself....

 

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only 14.1" screen?

for $3000 I would have gone for the wide screen laptops or a tablet

congrats though, don't let me rain on your parade. New toys always make me feel like my life is more complete, if even for the 2 weeks before their newness runs out.

My laptop has sat in my back pack, unused for the last month or so, poor thing

dude, its a tablet. thats the biggest screen you can get for a tablet