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Instructions on Anal for needto and angel....

feisty11975

feisty11975

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ok here goes...

1.) Get her drunk or at least a lil tipsy. Always more relaxed with alcohol in your system

2.) Get her extremely horny...lots of foreplay (women love foreplay)

3.) doggy style position with head her up close to the headboard to keep her from jumping and your cock coming out..

3.) SLOWWWWWLLLLLYYYYYY insert cock into ass! Notice how I stressed the slowwwwlllyyyy part.

4.) Do not ram it yet! Go slow in and out but make sure you don't pull too far out cause it hurts like hell the first few times. OUCH!!!

5.) Use lots of LUBE!! Dry fucking the ass also hurts like hell.

6.) When and if she really gets into it....then you ram it, just take your time with that part though. Get her to masturbate while you are fucking her...That really does feel good :qt:


If you have any other questions, please feel free to ask! hahahaha



Do I sound like an expert? tee hee hee
 
lets have some 'show and tell' pictures to go along with that wonderfully complete description of how to PIITB. lube, lube, lube......a finger or two to do some initial probing is also a good idea. And, of course, use a rubber. If its possible to work a douche into the foreplay, that's even better! {good luck}
 
FEISTY11975 said:
ok here goes...

1.) Get her drunk or at least a lil tipsy. Always more relaxed with alcohol in your system

2.) Get her extremely horny...lots of foreplay (women love foreplay)

3.) doggy style position with head her up close to the headboard to keep her from jumping and your cock coming out..

3.) SLOWWWWWLLLLLYYYYYY insert cock into ass! Notice how I stressed the slowwwwlllyyyy part.

4.) Do not ram it yet! Go slow in and out but make sure you don't pull too far out cause it hurts like hell the first few times. OUCH!!!

5.) Use lots of LUBE!! Dry fucking the ass also hurts like hell.

6.) When and if she really gets into it....then you ram it, just take your time with that part though. Get her to masturbate while you are fucking her...That really does feel good :qt:


If you have any other questions, please feel free to ask! hahahaha



Do I sound like an expert? tee hee hee
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I think I might need you to show me....
 
but... feisty... the strap on was really small... way below average
 
FEISTY11975 said:
hehehehe

This damn thread is for angel and neeto...Where in the hell are they?
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Personally - I don't give a shit! :) Now - where were we - oh yeah, you were barking and frisky had a strap on.
 
Gymgurl said:
depends on if he hurts her....it will be exit only lol
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That was always my motto till not too long ago...

It hurt like hell the first couple times till I learned to just relax...then, I really got into it and damn, I fucking cum hard! I mean really hard!
 
Shit, I have had it before......
It just isnt some thing I am that into. LOL
Thanks for the tips hun
 
FEISTY11975 said:
I tried hun...Just do step #1 and then you don't have to worry about her saying no..get her drunk enough for her to pass out. That would be even better ;)
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i did that once.she was so drunk she passed out.then I slid it right in her ass.I was going at it then she walk up and bitched like crazzy.and I was left with nothing. :worried:
 
needtogetas said:
i did that once.she was so drunk she passed out.then I slid it right in her ass.I was going at it then she walk up and bitched like crazzy.and I was left with nothing except for blueballs and a hard on. :worried:
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I finished the sentence for you ;)
 
I guess so i think it is a pain/respect issue some woman like it I KNOW it but dont want us to think they are freaks so they dont do it
 
i dunno if its because its late here and im delerious as hell up at work or what...

but this thread did it for me :qt: :coffee:
 
Some more anal tips:

1. Use your tongue first so that she discovers that there are lots of wonderful nerve endings down there.

2. Understand "winking". If you touch the butt, it tightens up for a fraction of a second and then goes back to normal, thus the term "winking" If you are going to put something in someone's butt touch it first then put it in when the butt goes loose again.

3. I don't really like anal in doggy style so much. It depends on the girl. Lying on her back may be more comfortable when the guy is more well endowed.

4. A really good trick is to sit in a chair and let her get on top and move up and down on you. She is less nervous that way and can relax into it. Lots of gals really like it that way.

5. Crisco (yep, I know....eewww, right?) will not break down or get sticky like other lubricants. Just scoop some out of the can with a spoon and take it to the bedroom. Of course, don't go dipping your fingers or other body parts into the can...lol.
 
Oh yeah, and for me, alcohol is sort of a no no for sex. Everything is less sensitive with sex.

Lick her down there and slide your tongue to her butt time to time while you are doing it. That is the number one key, IMO.
 
wow heather...

lemme know if you ever wanna get together for a freak-fest! Us freaks gotta stick together ya know? :chomp: :qt: :chomp: :qt: ;)
 
heatherrae said:
Some more anal tips:

1. Use your tongue first so that she discovers that there are lots of wonderful nerve endings down there.

2. Understand "winking". If you touch the butt, it tightens up for a fraction of a second and then goes back to normal, thus the term "winking" If you are going to put something in someone's butt touch it first then put it in when the butt goes loose again.

3. I don't really like anal in doggy style so much. It depends on the girl. Lying on her back may be more comfortable when the guy is more well endowed.

4. A really good trick is to sit in a chair and let her get on top and move up and down on you. She is less nervous that way and can relax into it. Lots of gals really like it that way.

5. Crisco (yep, I know....eewww, right?) will not break down or get sticky like other lubricants. Just scoop some out of the can with a spoon and take it to the bedroom. Of course, don't go dipping your fingers or other body parts into the can...lol.
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thats just sick.
 
SlimJim52 said:
Yeah, but it sounds like soooo much fun, and what a feeling it would be!

May I suggest a ennima prior to starting, just to clean things out a bit. :chomp: :p
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ewww

no enemas mentioned in my threads please. lol
 
SlimJim52 said:
Yeah, but it sounds like soooo much fun, and what a feeling it would be!

May I suggest a ennima prior to starting, just to clean things out a bit. :chomp: :p
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I agree to both thoughts. It's great to give and to receive. It helps to be clean b4 playing, too!
 
FEISTY11975 said:
ewww

no enemas mentioned in my threads please. lol
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ewww?? don't you want it to be clean? major buzzkill if the guy loosens something up down there and the damn breaks loose.....end of experiment, wouldn't you think? :worried:
 
redsamurai said:
ewww?? don't you want it to be clean? major buzzkill if the guy loosens something up down there and the damn breaks loose.....end of experiment, wouldn't you think? :worried:
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I did not say don't do it. I just said not to mention it in my thread.

now back to the subject please...

tee hee hee
 
I just figured id check the direction this thread went while I was gone...


BIG mistake...! :worried:
 
redsamurai said:
ewww?? don't you want it to be clean? major buzzkill if the guy loosens something up down there and the damn breaks loose.....end of experiment, wouldn't you think? :worried:
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This is a point here, whether anyone wants to talk about it or not *sigh* how to put this discretely :rolleyes: hmmm, okay, let's try this:

While enemas are not critical the point needs to be made that if one has not, er, taken a dump recently, one is in NO condition to receive anal :lmao:

Second point, and this may seem blatently obvious but it's important enough that it bears emphasis:

Gentlemen, you never go into the vag from the butt, ever. If you're wearing a rubber you gotta put on a new one; if you're au naturale, the guys have to wash up, INCLUDING taking a pee. The risk for UTI/bladder/vaginal infection is real. The critters that live inside our G.I. tract go totally berserk when they get into the vagina and they can be really nasty, and I don't care if you've done it before and nothing happened.

... and now that I've thoroughly embarassed myself :sulk:
 
musclemom said:
This is a point here, whether anyone wants to talk about it or not *sigh* how to put this discretely :rolleyes: hmmm, okay, let's try this:

While enemas are not critical the point needs to be made that if one has not, er, taken a dump recently, one is in NO condition to receive anal :lmao:

Second point, and this may seem blatently obvious but it's important enough that it bears emphasis:

Gentlemen, you never go into the vag from the butt, ever. If you're wearing a rubber you gotta put on a new one; if you're au naturale, the guys have to wash up, INCLUDING taking a pee. The risk for UTI/bladder/vaginal infection is real. The critters that live inside our G.I. tract go totally berserk when they get into the vagina and they can be really nasty, and I don't care if you've done it before and nothing happened.

... and now that I've thoroughly embarassed myself :sulk:
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lol

Thanks for the free consultation Dr. Musclemom :lmao:
 
I watched a documentary about anal sex. Oh wait I think it was Dr. Ruth
Anyways, woman have g spots in their hoochie, but men have A spots in their anus. Something about going past a second sphyncster or something like that...
dr. ruth is so educating, lmao
 
Angel said:
I watched a documentary about anal sex. Oh wait I think it was Dr. Ruth
Anyways, woman have g spots in their hoochie, but men have A spots in their anus. Something about going past a second sphyncster or something like that...
dr. ruth is so educating, lmao
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:lmao: @ Dr Ruth

I am not watching an 80 year old woman talk about sex No Way Jose!
 
FEISTY11975 said:
:lmao: @ Dr Ruth

I am not watching an 80 year old woman talk about sex No Way Jose!
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Oh, but she is funny!
I like it when she pulls out her little demonstration models..that is the funniest!
 
Angel said:
Oh, but she is funny!
I like it when she pulls out her little demonstration models..that is the funniest!
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yes, I have seen it before. The should replace her with a young, hot chick or better yet, a HOT male...Maybe they can get HT to take her job. :qt:
 
FEISTY11975 said:
yes, I have seen it before. The should replace her with a young, hot chick or better yet, a HOT male...Maybe they can get HT to take her job. :qt:
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Feels like having a sex talk with grandma when she is talking. LOL
 
Angel said:
I watched a documentary about anal sex. Oh wait I think it was Dr. Ruth
Anyways, woman have g spots in their hoochie, but men have A spots in their anus. Something about going past a second sphyncster or something like that...
dr. ruth is so educating, lmao
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prostate-massaged induced ejaculation.

and no, i dont have any personal experience :worried: :rainbow: :worried:
 
Good points. I'll add that going directly to anal even after a lot of foreplay etc... can work but i've found going from vag for a little while first and getting her really into it will work as well.

So you can do all the rest but start in the regular route before traveling the back roads. I agree with the licking first. Awesome. I've been doing a lot of that, even when not doing anal it's always good to know it's there and remind her that she could get it at any time.

I love when they beg for it. "Put it in my ass. PLEASE!!" Do the licking, people!


Yeah, don't go back into the front after anal.
 
I cannot understand how a woman that supposedly knows about anal recommends doggy for the first time.

The way to go is WOMAN ON TOP, straddling the guy, in this way, SHE AND ONLY SHE can decide how fast or slow the thing will go up the poop chute.

dang woman
 
pintoca said:
I cannot understand how a woman that supposedly knows about anal recommends doggy for the first time.

The way to go is WOMAN ON TOP, straddling the guy, in this way, SHE AND ONLY SHE can decide how fast or slow the thing will go up the poop chute.

dang woman
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Nah, sometimes she's got to go doggy position and take it like a man. Errr, pardon the pun.

Also, anal is cool but just the fact that the woman WANTS anal is such a turn on on so many levels. She is horny, she wants to please you, she's a dirty little whore, etc... It's not just the act itself but the psychology around it.
 
pintoca said:
I cannot understand how a woman that supposedly knows about anal recommends doggy for the first time.

The way to go is WOMAN ON TOP, straddling the guy, in this way, SHE AND ONLY SHE can decide how fast or slow the thing will go up the poop chute.

dang woman
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If I had to get on top and control it myself, it would never happen. I dread that first penetration every time so if I were having to control it, I'd just put it in the other hole and fucking forget about it. hahahaha
 
FEISTY11975 said:
If I had to get on top and control it myself, it would never happen. I dread that first penetration every time so if I were having to control it, I'd just put it in the other hole and fucking forget about it. hahahaha
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ah, well there's the difference; I look forward to the first few moments as I know how good its gonna feel later on and the first moments of 'getting used to it' are a turn on all by itself. I will admit, that when I'm on top and its a bi-curious guy going to get plugged by me, I look forward to these first minutes and the look [and sounds] that come from the first time a dick has been up in there where no one has gone before......priceless { well, actually, it cost me $200 last time} butt, that's another story!
 
pintoca said:
I cannot understand how a woman that supposedly knows about anal recommends doggy for the first time.

The way to go is WOMAN ON TOP, straddling the guy, in this way, SHE AND ONLY SHE can decide how fast or slow the thing will go up the poop chute.

dang woman
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oh yea... until he grabs ahold of your hips and pounds ya ass... LOL
 
FEISTY11975 said:
ok here goes...

1.) Get her drunk or at least a lil tipsy. Always more relaxed with alcohol in your system

2.) Get her extremely horny...lots of foreplay (women love foreplay)

3.) doggy style position with head her up close to the headboard to keep her from jumping and your cock coming out..

3.) SLOWWWWWLLLLLYYYYYY insert cock into ass! Notice how I stressed the slowwwwlllyyyy part.

4.) Do not ram it yet! Go slow in and out but make sure you don't pull too far out cause it hurts like hell the first few times. OUCH!!!

5.) Use lots of LUBE!! Dry fucking the ass also hurts like hell.

6.) When and if she really gets into it....then you ram it, just take your time with that part though. Get her to masturbate while you are fucking her...That really does feel good :qt:
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7. Grab her by the hair and ask her "whose is it?"

8. Spank that ass hard enough to leave a handprint that lasts til morning.

9. Donkey punch her right at the end.

10. Flip her over for some a2m.

11. Dickslap her a few times.

12. Give her your order for breakfast in the morning.

13. Make her sleep in the wet spot.

14. Hog the covers.

15. Sleep facing away from her so when you fart she gets a nice blast.
 
FEISTY11975 said:
:lmao: @ Dr Ruth

I am not watching an 80 year old woman talk about sex No Way Jose!
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There is another older lady who gives sex advice as well. She cracks me up because she gives naughtier details than Dr. Ruth.

I concur on making sure that you have used the bathroom on the day that you do anal, by the way. Cleanliness aside, it isn't a comfortable feeling to be constipated during the experience.
 
heatherrae said:
There is another older lady who gives sex advice as well. She cracks me up because she gives naughtier details than Dr. Ruth.

I concur on making sure that you have used the bathroom on the day that you do anal, by the way. Cleanliness aside, it isn't a comfortable feeling to be constipated during the experience.
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speaking from experience eh??? tee hee hee ;)
 
heatherrae said:
There is another older lady who gives sex advice as well. She cracks me up because she gives naughtier details than Dr. Ruth.

I concur on making sure that you have used the bathroom on the day that you do anal, by the way. Cleanliness aside, it isn't a comfortable feeling to be constipated during the experience.
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damn girl, never thought you were an A2m type.

yeeehaaa
 
Frisky said:
oh yea... until he grabs ahold of your hips and pounds ya ass... LOL
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ah, well, that's when it gets exciting!!! especially if he's hung and thick. Just my luck, get the hunky guy with a 5 incher....and about as round as a half dollar. well, we made the best of the situation....! :qt: :rainbow:
 
FEISTY11975 said:
see I can come up with good ones every now and then! ;)
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one of the ways you could improve on this thread is to post pics of you trying anal...a visual demonstration.... :qt:
 
Frisky said:
I had anal yesterday, in the tub... LOL
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that is hot!!! can I get a play by play description? PM Is fine for this one :)
 
FEISTY11975 said:
That was always my motto till not too long ago...

It hurt like hell the first couple times till I learned to just relax...then, I really got into it and damn, I fucking cum hard! I mean really hard!
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Sorry if its a stupid Q but my girl loves it but she's complaining about the pain. How many times will it take her body to get used to it?
 
FEISTY11975 said:
That was always my motto till not too long ago...

It hurt like hell the first couple times till I learned to just relax...then, I really got into it and damn, I fucking cum hard! I mean really hard!
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Sorry if its a stupid Q but my girl love it but she still complains about the pain. how long will it take for the body to get use to it?
 
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