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milo hobgoblin
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Okay all... I went to a VERY nice swingers club with my girlfriend and thought Id write a post for anyone who is curious what an "on premise" club is like.
First off... the "club" is actually a mansion with a huge dance floor, bar monstrous living/seating room and "play rooms" in the back. You pay a yearly membership fee and a per couple cost for each visit. They dont server alcahol so you have to bring your won which thye serve at the bar. The provide mixers. They also include a gourmet buffet.. amazing food.
The average age is NOT 50+ like some people "think" The average age appeared to be 35 with a few people in their 20's a few in their 40's and a few in their 50's.
Some of the older women were actually VERY hot (total MILFs) most had big boobs or boob jobs and most of the younger girls were really cute (personally Im 33 but I like women in ther 30's). All the hottest women were in theor 30's most worked out... very few smokers and they ALL spent the latyer part of the evening fucking. The women had to be the horniest bunch I have ever seen... definitely the aggressors here.
My girlfriend and I work out 4-5 days a week and run 1-2 days a week, we both look very good with our clothes off so we got a lot of attention... BUT make no mistake Women RULE the roost in swingers clubs... its all about them and they know it... this was our first time to an on premise club and the regulars can tell. We have been with other women in regular clubs (taken them home etc..) but not to a full blown on premise club
Another common mistake is for poeple to think the guys are sleazy... most of them were very respectful especially to my girlfriend. Its not too different from meeting couples anywhere else you chat, get comfortable and if there is mutual attraction you go play..... Im not sure if its because of where we live but EVERYONE was dressed very nicely. Very clean cut.
The people that ran the place were some of the nicest people Ive met... VERY open minded. People all through the club talk about sex so openly no guilt, no jealousy... no nothing. Just there to have fun. No one gets jealous if your checking out thier lady (or their man for the women). Its expected... and its almost a compliment if someone is hitting on your spouse. I cant even begin to tell you what a turn on it is to see another couple eyeing your woman and knowing exactly what they are thinking.
Guys if your in good shape... oh you'll feel good in here... A swingers club is definitely the place to show it all off. I felt pretty comfortable right away and after a couple of hours I took all my clothes off (my girl kept her bikini bottoms on) and every woman I walked by stared me down... felt REAL good for the ole ego. hehe
I cant explain it but if your arent a jealous person... if feels incredibly comfortable. Its as if all the old rules about monogamy and relationships are just gone... its a purely sexual expereince, its all you san see, think and feel.
its like a drug. The longer you are their the more you stop looking for peoples physical flaws and start looking and seeing whats attractive about them. No one is going to judge or critisize you. They are just there to enjoy each other.
The place is kept extremely clean... they provide condoms and lube everywhere.. towels. Even at the end of the night the restrooms still looked like were just cleaned.
The back rooms are open beds and cubbys... some swings, a iron cross for bondage... and people fucking everywhere... All you can hear in the back is women moaning and cumming. Some very good women on women action too. Lots of threesomes, foursomes and moresomes (heheheh)
By 2am everyone looked pretty tired.
Im sure there are some pretty sleazy clubs out there... maybe Im just a lucky bastard to live 20 minutes from what has to be the best swingers club there is.... my GF and I are definitely going back... as often as we can I hope
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First off... the "club" is actually a mansion with a huge dance floor, bar monstrous living/seating room and "play rooms" in the back. You pay a yearly membership fee and a per couple cost for each visit. They dont server alcahol so you have to bring your won which thye serve at the bar. The provide mixers. They also include a gourmet buffet.. amazing food.
The average age is NOT 50+ like some people "think" The average age appeared to be 35 with a few people in their 20's a few in their 40's and a few in their 50's.
Some of the older women were actually VERY hot (total MILFs) most had big boobs or boob jobs and most of the younger girls were really cute (personally Im 33 but I like women in ther 30's). All the hottest women were in theor 30's most worked out... very few smokers and they ALL spent the latyer part of the evening fucking. The women had to be the horniest bunch I have ever seen... definitely the aggressors here.
My girlfriend and I work out 4-5 days a week and run 1-2 days a week, we both look very good with our clothes off so we got a lot of attention... BUT make no mistake Women RULE the roost in swingers clubs... its all about them and they know it... this was our first time to an on premise club and the regulars can tell. We have been with other women in regular clubs (taken them home etc..) but not to a full blown on premise club
Another common mistake is for poeple to think the guys are sleazy... most of them were very respectful especially to my girlfriend. Its not too different from meeting couples anywhere else you chat, get comfortable and if there is mutual attraction you go play..... Im not sure if its because of where we live but EVERYONE was dressed very nicely. Very clean cut.
The people that ran the place were some of the nicest people Ive met... VERY open minded. People all through the club talk about sex so openly no guilt, no jealousy... no nothing. Just there to have fun. No one gets jealous if your checking out thier lady (or their man for the women). Its expected... and its almost a compliment if someone is hitting on your spouse. I cant even begin to tell you what a turn on it is to see another couple eyeing your woman and knowing exactly what they are thinking.
Guys if your in good shape... oh you'll feel good in here... A swingers club is definitely the place to show it all off. I felt pretty comfortable right away and after a couple of hours I took all my clothes off (my girl kept her bikini bottoms on) and every woman I walked by stared me down... felt REAL good for the ole ego. hehe
I cant explain it but if your arent a jealous person... if feels incredibly comfortable. Its as if all the old rules about monogamy and relationships are just gone... its a purely sexual expereince, its all you san see, think and feel.
its like a drug. The longer you are their the more you stop looking for peoples physical flaws and start looking and seeing whats attractive about them. No one is going to judge or critisize you. They are just there to enjoy each other.
The place is kept extremely clean... they provide condoms and lube everywhere.. towels. Even at the end of the night the restrooms still looked like were just cleaned.
The back rooms are open beds and cubbys... some swings, a iron cross for bondage... and people fucking everywhere... All you can hear in the back is women moaning and cumming. Some very good women on women action too. Lots of threesomes, foursomes and moresomes (heheheh)
By 2am everyone looked pretty tired.
Im sure there are some pretty sleazy clubs out there... maybe Im just a lucky bastard to live 20 minutes from what has to be the best swingers club there is.... my GF and I are definitely going back... as often as we can I hope
))))))))))))))))))))000
