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Okay, first and foremost I am retarded for developing a crush on my best friends sister,
Okay so, a few years ago he tells me she has a crush on me, but I was like get outta town I don't want her...anyway she hit on me at a party she had etc, but I just didnt even notice she was doing it coz you know, best friends sister..
after a while of not seeing her for ages due to my friend moving in with his old man, I see her again, say about feb this year, and holy moly she's an absolute babe (i'm talking 10/10) and I was like what was I thinking stupid knob..
so I start getting into the habit of always telling my friend how hot she is and he starts to get real sick of it, and I mean I was really being a dickhead, (e.g. any hot chick we saw I'd compare/the chocolate bar kit kat's slogan 'best ever' - I'd cross reference etc). I was trying to hint I really dig his sister..
anyway he really got sick of it and started embarressing me in front of her heaps and it lead to us fighting heaps. I decided then to work the sympathy angle so I sort of acted being hell sad about not being able to have her and stuff, and then he became okay again with the idea of me busting a move on her...anyway this whole saga has been goin on for ages now (by the way it's real hard to try to tune your best friends sister - I have many hurdles now as well, including but not limited to the fact she doesnt want to go me now, coz she doesnt want my friend to tune her friends - and she's hell popular and looks like britney)
in any case I know she's up for it when all's said and done BUT
I'm a retard because last night I got real drunk off some rum and fosters at my best friends house, got on his comp and emailed to her a few mails containing like 'you've got big tits' 'you're ass is as tight as your mummas' 'i want to bang your brains out'
(im was fucking drunk idiot), then I saw her at the club we were going to by coincidence, she lead me to the dancefloor etc, we got it on (couldnt believe my luck - she's an absolute babe [I got past the resemblance to my friend back in feb])
so now I write this after scoring with her and I'm still hell drunk (oh yeah she's 17 and in final year)
so hopefully she finds the mails funny
(coz at the time when I was drunk I found them DAMN funny coz I am an absolute retard)
if this doesnt make sense, i apologize coz i'm slangered as barney gumble
Okay so, a few years ago he tells me she has a crush on me, but I was like get outta town I don't want her...anyway she hit on me at a party she had etc, but I just didnt even notice she was doing it coz you know, best friends sister..
after a while of not seeing her for ages due to my friend moving in with his old man, I see her again, say about feb this year, and holy moly she's an absolute babe (i'm talking 10/10) and I was like what was I thinking stupid knob..
so I start getting into the habit of always telling my friend how hot she is and he starts to get real sick of it, and I mean I was really being a dickhead, (e.g. any hot chick we saw I'd compare/the chocolate bar kit kat's slogan 'best ever' - I'd cross reference etc). I was trying to hint I really dig his sister..
anyway he really got sick of it and started embarressing me in front of her heaps and it lead to us fighting heaps. I decided then to work the sympathy angle so I sort of acted being hell sad about not being able to have her and stuff, and then he became okay again with the idea of me busting a move on her...anyway this whole saga has been goin on for ages now (by the way it's real hard to try to tune your best friends sister - I have many hurdles now as well, including but not limited to the fact she doesnt want to go me now, coz she doesnt want my friend to tune her friends - and she's hell popular and looks like britney)
in any case I know she's up for it when all's said and done BUT
I'm a retard because last night I got real drunk off some rum and fosters at my best friends house, got on his comp and emailed to her a few mails containing like 'you've got big tits' 'you're ass is as tight as your mummas' 'i want to bang your brains out'
(im was fucking drunk idiot), then I saw her at the club we were going to by coincidence, she lead me to the dancefloor etc, we got it on (couldnt believe my luck - she's an absolute babe [I got past the resemblance to my friend back in feb])
so now I write this after scoring with her and I'm still hell drunk (oh yeah she's 17 and in final year)
so hopefully she finds the mails funny
(coz at the time when I was drunk I found them DAMN funny coz I am an absolute retard)
if this doesnt make sense, i apologize coz i'm slangered as barney gumble
