I'm home for a few days at my Dad's computer beside a big ass pile of porn...

[Nathan]

...and it's freaking me the fuck out. I don't want to know why my dad has all this porn. What I want to know is why he didn't fucking hide it or something. This is indeed very disturbing. i think I'm going to cry. I hate my life and I wish I were never born. Damn hippy parents smoking their weed and reading their porn. The one on the top is called 'Big Butts' and has a picture of a woman with a huge fat ass. It's pretty gross I really did NOT want to know about my father's fetishes. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go eat a bullet.

 

[Nathan]

Bunch of jerks.

 

[Doktor Bollix]

Maybe your father thinks exposing you to dirty pics of women might make you heterosexual?

Probably though you are on a hidden camera and he is waiting for you to jerk off.

 

[2Thick]

Maybe your father thinks exposing you to dirty pics of women might make you heterosexual?

 

[Solid Snake]

I guess we are all porn freaks.
Mail man does it, milk man does it, post man does it, my old man does it, grandpa does it.

Snake

 

[Doktor Bollix]

Finding Mom's porn stash would be more disturbing I reckon.

 

[Solid Snake]

Finding Mom's porn stash would be more disturbing I reckon.

Or a vibrator, I reckon.

Snake

 

[Nathan]

Thanks Bollix. You're probably right. It all comes back to my lack of heterosexuality. Oh, and I am saying all this with an overpowering lisp of course. It's kinda funny though. I should probably get off the computer or else he's gonna come in here and probably be embarrased. Oh well. I still can't believe he's into fat chicks. The chick on the cover of the 'Big Butts' mag is nasty as shit and I don't have the nads to touch the porn - probably cause I don't want to know anymore about his tastes.

 

[Doktor Bollix]

I would completely bust his balls and call him Sir Mixalot henceforth.

 

[Silverback316]

I have found my mom's vibrator on accident while looking for something in her room and I have looked on my uncles computer before to see what sites he had previously been at and I discovered that he is into kiddie porn. Talk about being uncomfortable around someone.