I'm having an affair

[ortiz34]

shimpboy won't stop texting me

 

[jnevin]

He blows your shit up once he gets your number.

 

[Smurfy]

He blows your shit up once he gets your number.

true

 

[shrimp poboy]

Buncha ungreatful bastids up in here

 

[shrimp poboy]

Just for that i'm sending out a round of "fresh"cawk pics in a bit

 

[jnevin]

lmao @ your syphillitic cawk being anything close to fresh.

 

[shrimp poboy]

lmao @ your syphillitic cawk being anything close to fresh.

Besides a few cauliflower growths on the shaft its pretty damn clean

 

[Bikini Mod]

Buncha ungreatful bastids up in here

Motherfucker lost our number real quick once he happened across the rest of you fukkin floozies.

 

[shrimp poboy]

Motherfucker lost our number real quick once he happened across the rest of you fukkin floozies.

No I just coudnt keep up with grumps text sex

 

[Bikini Mod]

No I just coudnt keep up with grumps text sex

The hell you say? That reprobate makes Methuselah look like an inexperienced snot-nosed school boy.

Son, best you get yourself some *supplements* er sumthin!