I'm going to organize a parade

[Nathan]

It will be 45% midgets for starters. I'm trying to find people with serious visible deformities as well for good measure. Jesus will be there of course doing some tricks and what not. Bring a bottle of water and he'll totally turn it to wine for you for a small donation. I really wanted to find some kick ass leprechauns for about 3/4 of the way through the parade but none of the good ones are returning my phone calls. I may just dress some midgets up as leprechauns and hope for the best. We're going to have a section for plumbers as well because frankly, I've never seen a parade for plumbers and I'm pretty fed up with that kind of negative attitude. So, plumbers are in. Oh, and I just got a call from the California Raisins and they said they'd be there for sure. There is nothing more compelling than a giant raisin who sings and dances. Am I right or am I right?

What else? Oh yeah, you can expect to see Richard Simmons tearing it up on a big float designed to look like a catapult. I'm not going to say anymore cause I don't want to ruin the surprise.
You should all be there. If you have any more suggestions I'd love to thear them.

 

[WODIN]

Either go all midget or don't go at all!!!

 

[alien amp pharm]

I think you just need to stick with your gay pride parade instead.

 

[Nathan]

I think you just need to stick with your gay pride parade instead.

Last I checked you were the one with the baby blue smurf in his avater. Fag.

 

[alien amp pharm]

good point.

 

[Warik]

Last I checked you were the one with the baby blue smurf in his avater. Fag.

Hey, lay off fucker... that's Hefty Smurf. He and Papa Smurf are as hetero as they come.

-Warik

 

[vixenbabe]

Gap toothed midget's are the best....

I have a fear of the lil fucker's to be honest.....

When I was 16 I had one chase me in downtown Chinatown during some parade.I think I pissed him off when I told him that I was not sure if I should smile back at him or kick a field goal 'tween his teeth....

 

[Bullit]

Oh yeah, you can expect to see Richard Simmons tearing it up on a big float designed to look like a catapult. I'm not going to say anymore cause I don't want to ruin the surprise.

LMFAO.

 

[Nathan]

Hey, lay off fucker... that's Hefty Smurf. He and Papa Smurf are as hetero as they come.

-Warik

Whatever. If you ask me Hefty Smurf is heftily queer. As for PaPa Smurf, have you ever noticed the severe shortage of female smurfs and yet all the other male smurfs call him Papa? Sounds gay to me.

 

[VballPlayer]

I love midgets...opps I am sorry little people. I think an all midget parade where they all dress like plumbers and richard simons would be the best idea. Midgets are fun, they are just like real people, but you can put them and your pocket and take them home.