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i'm going to meet this chick from the internet

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leaving in 30 min wish me luck ahahahaahah this chick emailed me because she liked the way i looked in my msn profile pic. she lives like 5 miles from me, saw a pic and she's alright. going to watch Malibu's Most Wanted, never met her before face to face. if this chick is fat it's gonna piss me off because all i saw was a face pic. better not be one of them skinny face huge fat ass chicks because that will make me feel very unconfratable, bitches just need to come out and say if there fat asses or not. if she is i'm just gonna take it she lied to me:lmao:and treat her like a pig......WANTA DRUM OF POPCORN AND A 50oz soda pig? ok you buy it and i'll pay you back AHAHAHAH
 
oh i know all about em. met one before, she was hot as hell in her picture(just the face pic) then when i got there she was a huge fucking wild cow, i couldnt believe it, then she was nice enough to tell me the pic was from 3 or 4 years ago from high school LOL...... hoe


i'm a nice guy really i'em, just dont like being messed with, guess that's why i should stay away from Internet women
 
I didnt read your post but im sure Duritz pulled in way more chicks than everyone, he drives a nos'd out hummer, watch out, he gets all the nice non ghetto black chicks, and he can make his guns clap any time bro, so if you wanna mess with him, step right up and get waxed like a leg FOOO!!!
 
Women do have Adam's apples ... they are just not as large as ours. So, if you find one, don't freak out.

Just look for a penis too.
 
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big_bad_buff said:
leaving in 30 min wish me luck ahahahaahah this chick emailed me because she liked the way i looked in my msn profile pic. she lives like 5 miles from me, saw a pic and she's alright. going to watch Malibu's Most Wanted, never met her before face to face. if this chick is fat it's gonna piss me off because all i saw was a face pic. better not be one of them skinny face huge fat ass chicks because that will make me feel very unconfratable, bitches just need to come out and say if there fat asses or not. if she is i'm just gonna take it she lied to me:lmao:and treat her like a pig......WANTA DRUM OF POPCORN AND A 50oz soda pig? ok you buy it and i'll pay you back AHAHAHAH
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Good luck. I've gone out with a few that I met on dating sites. I didn't get any shockers. They usually look better in their pictures though.
 
I actually worked in a health spa and a good # of the female therapists were hot. I think one was turning tricks, she always gave me some of her big tips...
 
big_bad_buff said:
but hey, she is a Message therapist:D
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Don't forget to ask for a massage. In my experience, that will lead to sex. I don't know about a Message therapsist though. :D
 
big_bad_buff said:
leaving in 30 min wish me luck ahahahaahah this chick emailed me because she liked the way i looked in my msn profile pic. she lives like 5 miles from me, saw a pic and she's alright. going to watch Malibu's Most Wanted, never met her before face to face. if this chick is fat it's gonna piss me off because all i saw was a face pic. better not be one of them skinny face huge fat ass chicks because that will make me feel very unconfratable, bitches just need to come out and say if there fat asses or not. if she is i'm just gonna take it she lied to me:lmao:and treat her like a pig......WANTA DRUM OF POPCORN AND A 50oz soda pig? ok you buy it and i'll pay you back AHAHAHAH
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First Chesty, Now big_bad_buff! Odds are you will bang a tranny!
 
what a night. she wasn't as good looking as i thought she was in the pictures she sent me. a chubber but she had DD's at 5"5. i can sum the whole night up in one word * jinky's * whatever the shit that means. I got home at 2:15, because i got lost for like 20 min leaving her place. had to pull some dude over to get directions and he started talking to me for like 5 minuts after he told me how to get to the road i was looking for, finally i just cut him off by saying (you smell that?) and drove off:lmao:
 
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big_bad_buff said:
what a night. she wasn't as good looking as i thought she was in the pictures she sent me. a chubber but she had DD's at 5"5. i can sum the whole night up in one word * jinky's * whatever the shit that means. I got home at 2:15, because i got lost for like 20 min leaving her place. had to pull some dude over to get directions and he started talking to me for like 5 minuts after he told me how to get to the road i was looking for, finally i just cut him off by saying (you smell that?) and drove off:lmao:
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Told you it was her!!:D
 
don;t you know you have to get more than one picture?? and make sure they are recent?

I havent done the internet thing in years, however males lie pretty badly as well, especially about their height...its so stupid, if someone says they are 6 foot, and they are really 5'9....its not like you can hide that...
 
PoyeBoy said:
I didnt read your post but im sure Duritz pulled in way more chicks than everyone, he drives a nos'd out hummer, watch out, he gets all the nice non ghetto black chicks, and he can make his guns clap any time bro, so if you wanna mess with him, step right up and get waxed like a leg FOOO!!!
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damn straight taco tits
 
Dude all these internet hoes are fucked up... even the drop dead gorgeous chics ( and trust me they are around) have MAJOR issues.. more issues than the fat chics...at least the only issue fat chics have is..well they are FAT!!....... just fuck the hoes and move on dont EVER try to have a relationship with these inesecure past abuse nut jobs.


Next time a girl messages u ask her... age/sex/location/how much weight u gain since these pics/how many kids u got/how old were u when u were 1st raped/how many nudes u got/do u like anal? Trust me they are used to it. Or better yet just message Bikinimom.

:D
 
no doubt. i have met 3 chicks from the net, and they all have something that is wrong with them, that being there sluts, fats, ugly, nut cases or a personality defect or all of the above, yeah that chick i met last night was deffinetly a freak LOL. but hey, it's nice to meet some weird ones now and then too.


NY Muscle said:
Dude all these internet hoes are fucked up... even the drop dead gorgeous chics ( and trust me they are around) have MAJOR issues.. more issues than the fat chics...at least the only issue fat chics have is..well they are FAT!!....... just fuck the hoes and move on dont EVER try to have a relationship with these inesecure past abuse nut jobs.


Next time a girl messages u ask her... age/sex/location/how much weight u gain since these pics/how many kids u got/how old were u when u were 1st raped/how many nudes u got/do u like anal? Trust me they are used to it. Or better yet just message Bikinimom.

:D
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