I'm a fat piece of shit

[uamaverick]

Well guys, it finally happened. I'm fucking fat as fuck. I went out with my girl to dinner tonight, and wore one of my tailored suits. The pants were tight as fucking shit, and my gut was hanging over. I was like WTF!!!

WTF happened to me? I used to be a hot piece of ass. Somehow, my girl still thinks I'm hot, but she's probably sucking some other dude's ripped, muscular cock now. Mine is all fat and gay now. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!

I'm 27 years old, and I look like fucking shit bros. Jesus fucking Christ on a stick.

Gonna go drink some winny now brochachos.

 

[miplank]

U mad?

 

[WoodyO]

Do you still look like Stifler?

 

[uamaverick]

I'm goddamn pacing over here, rob.

 

[WoodyO]

Did you get married? Cuz it's OK to let yourself go if you did.

 

[uamaverick]

Do you still look like Stifler?

I don't know man, my face looks puffy as shit now, like I just got done eating a bowl of salt. I look like Leo DiCaprio now.

 

[uamaverick]

No we're not getting married until next spring.

 

[WoodyO]

Last time you were here, you were bragging on getting back into the gym and still being strong as fuck.

 

[WoodyO]

Put your old fuckin' avi back up too.

 

[uamaverick]

Yeah I was going at it pretty good for about 2 months and then just stopped. Fuck. I can't put the old avi back up fag, I'm not plat any longer so it won't be the same unless you have the huge nigga face staring at you.