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If you are a NEWBIE, read this

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"The Infamous Newbie Post" by Unknown



To ALL NEWBIES: THIS IS NOT TO FLAME YOU, BUT TO MAKE YOU MORE AWARE AND KNOWLEDGEABLE!


1) DO NOT POST ASKING FOR A SOURCE!!!! Hang around a while and read the info on the board. Get to know people on the board and you will get pointed in the right direction. IT TAKES TIME!


2) Before you order from a source, check these scammers lists and make sure your source is not on there. If after you have done that and you’re still in doubt, please email a moderator to check out your source.


2a)If you are a source, dont bother posting for business, it is clearly against the board's policy and you will either get deleted(if you are lucky) or flamed into oblivion by the rest of the board (not fun for you).
SCAMMER listing: (beware not all are located on these list, only those who have been reported) http://www.steroidworld.com/scam.htm



3) Read the info on different types of steroids and what they do. Also you will be able to learn quantities you should take of them as well. Some of these sites do list cycles for them. Put something together once you have researched and finally decided what you want to use. Post your cycle on the board and ask for a critique of that cycle you put together. You will be surprised of those who will help you out!



Here are some sites you can check out to learn some info on A.S.:


Profiles:
http://profiles.elitefitness.com - AJC's Site
http://www.anabolic-androgenic-ster...files/index.htm
http://www.anabolicreview.com/drugprof.htm


Pics: http://e2.elitefitness.com


Injection Info & Syringes: http://2thick.elitefitness.com


Scammer List: http://www.steroidworld.com/scam.htm (beware not all are located on these list, only those who have been reported)




4) Still, don’t post asking anything just yet. ON this page, above the posts is a button that reads SEARCH! Use this first. Put in your keywords (i.e... sus250, deca) and read the topics that come up on the subject your looking for answers on. More then likely it probably has already been answered. Read all the post possible, so you can obtain some knowledge on the subject your interested in. TRUST ME, it will be a big benefit if you did so.


5) Here are a couple of things NOT to do on this board:


DO NOT post a message asking for a source! DO NOT post questions you did not research first!


DO NOT list scammers on the board. If you do you better have a way to back it up! EMAIL A MONITOR FIRST, with the details!


DO NOT ask STUPID questions!


6) Things to do on this board:


DO READ, READ, READ!


DO EMAIL a moderator when in doubt. (You can find their email address on the top left hand corner.)


DO make friends here.


DO enjoy this board. YOU WILL BECOME ADDICTED TO IT!! ...Everyone here will admit to that. I KNOW I WILL!


DO Search for you question first before posting. There are 10,000+ posts on this board. Very possible you r question has been answered already.


DO Read a couple of pages of the board to get some knowledge of the board and on A.S.


7)Where to get syringes and how to inject yourself.. good information provided by 2Thick : http://2thick.elitefitness.com


8) Last but not least: We would like to say Welcome to ELITE FITNESS!!ITNESS BOARD. It is the best you will find around, and it has the most knowledgeable people here.
 
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thanks from a newbie

Hey dude thanks for the run down of the rules and how to get the most out of the site. I appreciate it a lot.

Man I got a lot of reading to do!

Ben
 
You forgot to add
Don't ask for :
1- Can I drink Winstrol
2- Can I mix water & oil based together
3- Can I reuse needle
4- What is Clambutteroil
5- What is RU-486
6- What is Arimidex
 
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Bump... good post Stew... George should just keep this at the top along with the pictures in the signatures post.....
 
Do you really think the newbies are gonna read all that?
60% of them just want to either buy gear, or ask the same questions over and over on it.
They don't want to read a story about what they can't do on here. Most won't stay anyway.

However....... I'll bump it.
 
George should just leave this up at the top at all times like he does with some other posts. When someone new comes here it will be the first thing they read.

After a few days this thread always falls off and disapears.
 
This post is great. It answered alot of my questions since today was my first post. I would keep it up top if you can. I know it saved me alot of time. One question, how long does it usually take to get some good replies on a post? Thanks.
 
Big Brother Val said:
Do you really think the newbies are gonna read all that?
60% of them just want to either buy gear, or ask the same questions over and over on it.
They don't want to read a story about what they can't do on here. Most won't stay anyway.

However....... I'll bump it.
I will read and heed. Not everyone is here to try and score some gear you know. I am just trying to learn a little more to put myself a couple notches higher.
 
goodie said:
This post is great. It answered alot of my questions since today was my first post. I would keep it up top if you can. I know it saved me alot of time. One question, how long does it usually take to get some good replies on a post? Thanks.

Depends on who is online and how well the question is worded.



-Stew
 
Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I made a post a few day's ago asking for good internet sights, BECAUSE i found this kickass sight two months back on cycle's etc. but i could not find it again.

But would you believe it was www.anabolicreview.com

I typed in all kinds of crap except the word "REVIEW", plus I did search engine shit and came up empty handed. THANKS FOR POSTING THIS

-new guy "AFRICAN_BICEPS"
 
I say we should bump this at least twice a day for the next year. Gos knows I wore out alot of vets with my earlier posts.


##spiderbaby##
 
Bump...Absolutely Nothing Has Changed Except For The Fact That CoolHand Has Not Explained To Anyone Yet That Omna and Sust are the same.
 
I LIKE WHAT YOU HAD TO SAY BRO IF YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR SOURCE FROM THE NET YOU ARE A ROOKIE ANYWAY. IT IS NOT TO BRIGHT TO TALK OF THE STUFF IN THAT MANNER ANYWAY AND PEOPLE WHO DO ARE JUST WAITING TO GET POPPED THANKS FOR THE WARNING BRO I KNOW TO MANY DUMBASSES MYSELF WHO TALK OUT LOUD ABOUT THIS STUFF ALWAYS DO YOUR BUSSINESS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.:mad:
 
One more bump for the valuable info...by the way for all the newbie's check the new search out it's worth your time to read the archives first!:)
 
We should create a clean - agreed-to - comprehensive newbie post (like this one - its the best I have seen), and ask George to perpetually make it be one of those "sticky" posts which stays at the top of the page ALWAYS.
 
This is an excellent post. I tried to find it with a search (per a Mod's request) about two weeks ago and it didn't come up. By bumping I know it will be in my personal archives.

Hans and Franz are here to "Bump you up"
 
Came up with a little line last night.... :)

While we were laying next to each other, I leaned over and whispered in her ear "your kiss is like a river flowing through a thousand desarts..."

hehe... she liked that.

(bump)


-Stew
 
This fell way back as always. Try to keep it on the first page guys.
 
newbie

hi i'm a newbie in this juice game
got hand on a t50 propiate
but got no anti-estrogen
been doing research
on this site
and i gotta admit, this site kick ass

i got this lame azz netscape browser
that won't let me get the email of
the syringe supplier on the 'syringes' link
so if anybody has please post

thanks a lot

jon
 
Damn Stew. Just when I thought that they were going to keep this "Sticky" a couple of weeks ago, they dropped it. Here we go again - why isn't this made "Sticky" so that the MODs and Vets don't have to keep re-posting this kind of info.

Bump!
 
:D :D :)
hey that was a great post!!!
i'm a newbie and this site
is totally helpful

i haven't started my t 50 propiate
i need to do some more research

like what is the best anti estrogen
i've been getting mix reviews

thanks

jon
 
you should title the thread "Cheap Domestic Gear" -that'd get everyone to atleast read a little bit. BTW, this post was and still is a great help to me. Thanks Stew.
 
From a Newbie new to the board...Thanks! It's good to have guidance on the do's and don'ts instead of pissing someone off and not knowing why! Appreciate it very much.

I start my first cycle in one week and am very excited.
:karate:
 
Whats Up all.....I am pretty new to the boards but have been reading for quite some time now........Most of you have helped me through my cycles and I wish to thank you all. I just started a new cycle that I am really excited about and all of my questions have been answered by most of you on the board. Keep this board tight. You guys do a good job !
 
newbie

Thanks for realizing that just because you're new, you're not always an idiot.

I've never geared up but have been working out steadily for about 2 years, off and on my whole life. I've been researching this for the past 6 months, mostly stuff I've gotten off the web. This is the first time I've found (or maybe just clicked onto) this site and am very happy to find a peer group.

Anyway, I'll keep reading and learning and try not to post retard newbie questions.
 
syringes

does anybody
know if the syringes ordered from here
is legit
i mean i email the guy and he said he
doesn't accept c.o.d.
did anybody order from here "NEWBIE section syringes"
please let me know
your experience

thanks
 
Weam said:
You forgot to add
Don't ask for :
1- Can I drink Winstrol
2- Can I mix water & oil based together
3- Can I reuse needle
4- What is Clambutteroil
5- What is RU-486
6- What is Arimidex

No problem, bro.

What I really need to know is, can I snort Finaplix???:D
 
Ok now that I've read everything...

when injecting do you take it out of the amp or shove the whole thing straight up your ass....

I couldn't help myself BAH ha hah
 
Big Brother Val said:
Do you really think the newbies are gonna read all that?
60% of them just want to either buy gear, or ask the same questions over and over on it.
They don't want to read a story about what they can't do on here. Most won't stay anyway.

However....... I'll bump it.

Hey i am a newbie anb look my 1st post hehe i did read all of it. Very informative i would say :D
 
it is not by an UNKNOWN, it was originally written by me last febuary and has been modified as sites have changed.

i will always be glad to bump my famous post!!!!
 
That was of great help. if i would of found it earlier i wouldnt of asked some stupid questions. And i actually read the entire article. Knowledge is power
 
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