I wish someone would hire me to...

[Cutiebolic]

Be a "sidewalk mod"

I would have a taser (tazer?) and those punks wouldn't see it coming...

Woman with dog pooping on my doorstep? Watch the f out. Skateboarding kids who shout "you dropped your wallet" to try to get old men to turn and look? Regulated.

Creepy convenience store clerk who tries to get me to check out the gum on the bottom row so he can check out the rear view on the security cam (yeah, I know it, biatch)? Quick zap to the gonads would put you right in line.

Kinda like Batman, but female and minus the outfit. And I'd need a paycheck. Any takers?

 

[miplank]

I will hire you to wash cars in a bikini and heels

 

[Cutiebolic]

I will hire you to wash cars in a bikini and heels

Hmm... Salary?

 

[miplank]

Hmm... Salary?

I don't see why not

 

[miplank]

Im gonna have to have my tailor let my suits out so I can walk around with my boner all day unnoticed.

 

[Cutiebolic]

Im gonna have to have my tailor let my suits out so I can walk around with my boner all day unnoticed.

Lol

It'd better be a good salary, bro

Dental?

 

[Cutiebolic]

It's not like you live in the tropics.... I mean, bikini carwashing in the winter? Could I wear a clear parka?

 

[-SD-]

Lol

It'd better be a good salary, bro

Dental?

Teeth removed free of charge for enhanced head giving capability

 

[miplank]

It's not like you live in the tropics.... I mean, bikini carwashing in the winter? Could I wear a clear parka?

They detail inside a heated facility.

 

[Cutiebolic]

They detail inside a heated facility.

Match my current salary and I'll really do it