I was going to have sex with

[Deterass]

my wife last night.

I got put out of a tourny early last night about 9:30 so i thought if i hurry i can catch my wife before she goes to bed.Well.......when i got home she was laying on the couch asleep .When she raised up from her nap the first thing she did was fart. WTF? She never does this(on purpose anyway)

Of course i went to bed without licking the kitty.

 

[Daisy_]

hahaha.

 

[bullett]

Lmao

 

[slickdadd]

lol. Hot dude.

 

[SoKlueles]

awwww ur so romantic lol

 

[Deterass]

hahaha.

You've must have done this before.....

 

[nutsnack]

lolololololol

 

[Deterass]

Damn.......moved to BTS already.

This was a fart thread not a sex thread

 

[Scotsman]

LOL, that sucks man.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[hamstershaver]

phew