i think i am gonna drop a 45 lb plate on my training partner's head

[saint808]

he has never used supplements of any kind and had asked me like 15 times if ephedrine was legal despite me assuring him every time that hydroxycut was indeed legal thusly being sold OTC everywhere along with 10,000 other products that are exactly the same he decides to actually try some.... now i have to hear about it 100 times during the workout... about how it's working... it's working man... hey my heart is racing a lil bit, my face feels hot, am i gonna die... shit like that.

he's like that kid who gets stoned and tells you 1000 times an hour that he i stoned.... it's driving me crazy.

 

[beastboy]

Ask him WTF he's doing...that it's illegal and can kill him.

 

[saint808]

Ask him WTF he's doing...that it's illegal and can kill him.

i think i may just ask him if his balls have shrank yet because i forgot to mention it when he first asked about side effects... he'll believe that too.

 

[beastboy]

LOL....you could have allot of fun with this.

When you are spotting him on shoulder presses say, "I see you are starting to experience the sides..you are losing hair"...unless he shaves his head already...then that won't work.

 

[vixenbabe]

Get yourself some ear plugs or cd player!

Tell workout pardner that butt plugs shed the lbs. too....Give him something new to talk about at least!

 

[saint808]

LOL....you could have allot of fun with this.

When you are spotting him on shoulder presses say, "I see you are starting to experience the sides..you are losing hair"...unless he shaves his head already...then that won't work.

an excellent idea as well.

 

[WODIN]

Go for his ankle.

 

[hardrock]

i think i am gonna drop a 45 lb plate on my training partner's head

Just make sure you drop it with the letters down. That way he'll have something to remember you by.

 

[SofaGeorge]

Just remember to think ahead a little. Impulse and rage killings usually screw you up.

You need a plan, a place to hide the body, an alibi in case things go wrong, and a quick method of dispatch.

I suggest one day while working out you mention to him you have something real interesting for him to see... in the trunk of your car. Take him out to the parking lot and while he is bending over looking in... cap him twice behind the ear with a 22... then roll the body into the trunk and slam it. Then... drive him to an area known for crack sales and gay prostitution. Dump the body in an ally... then scatter a bunch of single dollar bills (don't leave finger prints) and a couple nickel bags of crack.

In a couple days when the police come to the gym to interview you, just shake your head sadly when you hear the news and say, "It all started with that damn Hydroxycut shit he was into. It was a gateway drug to crack and everything else. Before you knew it he was selling his body to feed his addictions. I tried to talk him into getting help... to go straight... I was just too late." Then start to sob uncontrolably. (When the cop puts his arms around you to comfort you... see if you can lift his wallet and extra handcuffs.)

 

[saint808]

Just remember to think ahead a little. Impulse and rage killings usually screw you up.

You need a plan, a place to hide the body, an alibi in case things go wrong, and a quick method of dispatch.

I suggest one day while working out you mention to him you have something real interesting for him to see... in the trunk of your car. Take him out to the parking lot and while he is bending over looking in... cap him twice behind the ear with a 22... then roll the body into the trunk and slam it. Then... drive him to an area known for crack sales and gay prostitution. Dump the body in an ally... then scatter a bunch of single dollar bills (don't leave finger prints) and a couple nickel bags of crack.

In a couple days when the police come to the gym to interview you, just shake your head sadly when you hear the news and say, "It all started with that damn Hydroxycut shit he was into. It was a gateway drug to crack and everything else. Before you knew it he was selling his body to feed his addictions. I tried to talk him into getting help... to go straight... I was just too late." Then start to sob uncontrolably. (When the cop puts his arms around you to comfort you... see if you can lift his wallet and extra handcuffs.)

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