I scared the Jehovah's away this afternoon.

[the-short-one]

After my workout today, I decided to throw in a load of laundry. My laundry room is between the guest house and main house with a screen doors on each side. Kind of like a breezeway. I took the load out to the washer, threw it in, and decided my workout clothes could get washed, too. So, I stripped down to nakedness, threw my clothes in, and caught some movement out of the corner of my eye through the screen door.

People, the Jehovah's Witnesses were standing outside the screen door staring at me. At least, I think they were Jehovah's Witnesses. They took off before I could ask.

Do you think they'll be back? lol.

 

[coldblue1955]

After my workout today, I decided to throw in a load of laundry. My laundry room is between the guest house and main house with a screen doors on each side. Kind of like a breezeway. I took the load out to the washer, threw it in, and decided my workout clothes could get washed, too. So, I stripped down to nakedness, threw my clothes in, and caught some movement out of the corner of my eye through the screen door.

People, the Jehovah's Witnesses were standing outside the screen door staring at me. At least, I think they were Jehovah's Witnesses. They took off before I could ask.

Do you think they'll be back? lol.

i'm one you know.

 

[tiger88]

the fact you look like a midget with a fucked up uneven tits I would be scared too

 

[the-short-one]

i'm one you know.

you weren't at my house, were you?

 

[jnevin]

i'm one you know.

And they were probably Mormon.

 

[coldblue1955]

you weren't at my house, were you?

not unless you live in baltimore.

 

[the-short-one]

And they were probably Mormon.

that could be...both religious factions dress similar when they come a-greetin'. Black pants, white shirts, ties...

 

[BUBBLES]

You could have run after them in all of your nakedness. That would have ensured they never came back.

 

[the-short-one]

not unless you live in baltimore.

no.



I feel bad for them. it was a major shock all the way around.

 

[coldblue1955]

that could be...both religious factions dress similar when they come a-greetin'. Black pants, white shirts, ties...

could have been agent smith. lol.

 

[the-short-one]

You could have run after them in all of your nakedness. That would have ensured they never came back.

lol. those poor guys. i wonder if they went to the neighbors and told them what happened...

 

[jnevin]

that could be...both religious factions dress similar when they come a-greetin'. Black pants, white shirts, ties...

I live in UT. Them shits is everywhere. I don't even get jehova's witness' out here.

There's a missionary training center out here that the FBI sends their guys to to learn languages and cultures quickly. Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum... is serious about that shit.

 

[UA_Iron]

I probably would have watched. haha

 

[the-short-one]

could have been agent smith. lol.

i think he would have just stuck his hand through my body and turned me into another one of him. or kicked my ass.

 

[SoKlueles]

i would have stuck around

 

[coldblue1955]

i think he would have just stuck his hand through my body and turned me into another one of him. or kicked my ass.

it'll be great to have you converged as one of us!

 

[the-short-one]

i would have stuck around

that's cuz we're lezzies together. we could have done it on the washing machine.

 

[SoKlueles]

that's cuz we're lezzies together. we could have done it on the washing machine.

spin cycle baby

 

[coldblue1955]

just want to save this dying world.

 

[the-short-one]

just want to save this dying world.

good luck with that.

 

[Daisy_]

Are you serious? You were totally naked? You threw your bra and undies in the wash too???

 

[jnevin]

Please tell me that you had your one jeg up on the washer, were rolling your stockings off, fully exposed and vulnerable.


Wait.... You can kick way above your head, right?

 

[awittyusername]

it'll be great to have you converged as one of us!

CB, you ever get lucky enough to see a hottie naked when you were out calling on homes?

 

[SoKlueles]

Are you serious? You were totally naked? You threw your bra and undies in the wash too???

why are you surprised? you dont wash yours?

 

[Daisy_]

why are you surprised? you dont wash yours?

Well I wash my bras in the hand wash cycle, and I wash my undies with my undies. I don't mix them with clothes cause then they would get wrecked.

 

[SoKlueles]

Well I wash my bras in the hand wash cycle, and I wash my undies with my undies. I don't mix them with clothes cause then they would get wrecked.

dang i wash colors with colors and whites with whites
your so complicated

 

[the-short-one]

Are you serious? You were totally naked? You threw your bra and undies in the wash too???

yes.

 

[jnevin]

When did this turn into a lifetime bloomer washing thread, dammit?

 

[Daisy_]

dang i wash colors with colors and whites with whites
your so complicated

you spelt your wrong

 

[the-short-one]

Well I wash my bras in the hand wash cycle, and I wash my undies with my undies. I don't mix them with clothes cause then they would get wrecked.

sports bra was black, grey shorts, black panties. dark clothes in the washer.

white socks, but i took those off in the house.

 

[Daisy_]

sports bra was black, grey shorts, black panties. dark clothes in the washer.

white socks, but i took those off in the house.

I suppose that works, But I wash all thoughs things seperatly!

 

[the-short-one]

I suppose that works, But I wash all thoughs things seperatly!

i'll be sending my laundry over. lol


the crazy thing about this is that i live in the damn country. people don't just stop by. what are the chances?

 

[StickFigure]

spin cycle baby

The spin cyce ain't ot nothing on me baby!!

 

[Daisy_]

i'll be sending my laundry over. lol


the crazy thing about this is that i live in the damn country. people don't just stop by. what are the chances?

No kidding. Crazy fuckers eh?

 

[the-short-one]

No kidding. Crazy fuckers eh?

i'm thinking they won't be back.

lol - it's a really small town. i should go to the Kingdon Hall and introduce myself during service. I bet they'll already know about me.

 

[SoKlueles]

you spelt your wrong

you spelled spelt wrong

 

[Daisy_]

i'm thinking they won't be back.

lol - it's a really small town. i should go to the Kingdon Hall and introduce myself during service. I bet they'll already know about me.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....

 

[jnevin]

The spin cyce ain't ot nothing on me baby!!

It takes the spin cycle more than 30 sec. to get rid of its liquid...

 

[Daisy_]

you spelled spelt wrong

Oh shit I did. Ha ha
My bad

 

[coldblue1955]

CB, you ever get lucky enough to see a hottie naked when you were out calling on homes?

i've seen plenty of nude ones. one of my greatest sins tho.

 

[awittyusername]

i've seen plenty of nude ones. one of my greatest sins tho.

In person? or pics?

Its no sin to look bro

 

[Daisy_]

In person? or pics?

Its no sin to look bro

It is if you are a 34 year old Virgin.... N

 

[coldblue1955]

In person? or pics?

Its no sin to look bro

thanks buddy!

 

[stilleto]

shorty, i'm quite sure they'll be back.

 

[coldblue1955]

shorty, i'm quite sure they'll be back.

Be afraid. Very afraid!

 

[JayC9]

There is another method of getting rid of the JW's that Jasper Carrot used. He said just smile and invite them in. They're that used to people being abusive and having doors slammed in their faces that they're taken aback when someone invites them in and they don't know what to do. They may even excuse themselves thinking you are the weirdo.

 

[coldblue1955]

There is another method of getting rid of the JW's that Jasper Carrot used. He said just smile and invite them in. They're that used to people being abusive and having doors slammed in their faces that they're taken aback when someone invites them in and they don't know what to do. They may even excuse themselves thinking you are the weirdo.

It's a shame you don't have time for The Word!

 

[JayC9]

It's a shame you don't have time for The Word!

Wasted more time than you could imagine studying The Word.

Hey the JW's set you up pretty good for your spot at EF. Your powers of turning the other cheek to any insult are unmatched on here.

 

[musclemom]

After my workout today, I decided to throw in a load of laundry. My laundry room is between the guest house and main house with a screen doors on each side. Kind of like a breezeway. I took the load out to the washer, threw it in, and decided my workout clothes could get washed, too. So, I stripped down to nakedness, threw my clothes in, and caught some movement out of the corner of my eye through the screen door.

People, the Jehovah's Witnesses were standing outside the screen door staring at me. At least, I think they were Jehovah's Witnesses. They took off before I could ask.

Do you think they'll be back? lol.

"You must spread some Karma around before giving it to the-short-one again."

SHIT is that all you had to do!?! I had to have a freaking debate with them about witches and pagans not being satanists and the relative merits of reincarnation!!!

The worst part is I live across the street from a Meeting Hall, I was their personal mission for the first few years I lived here! Damn, if I'd known nudity would have done it I would have been answering the door starkers!

BTW, I got rid of them when I started wearing a pentagram necklace go figure.

 

[jenscats5]

i'm thinking they won't be back.

lol - it's a really small town. i should go to the Kingdon Hall and introduce myself during service. I bet they'll already know about me.

They're going to surround your house now & pray for you, you Jezebel....

 

[RADAR]

dang i wash colors with colors and whites with whites
your so complicated

Too bad that's late advice i have some baby blue and some pink undies~


RADAR

 

[the-short-one]

"You must spread some Karma around before giving it to the-short-one again."

SHIT is that all you had to do!?! I had to have a freaking debate with them about witches and pagans not being satanists and the relative merits of reincarnation!!!

The worst part is I live across the street from a Meeting Hall, I was their personal mission for the first few years I lived here! Damn, if I'd known nudity would have done it I would have been answering the door starkers!

BTW, I got rid of them when I started wearing a pentagram necklace go figure.

let that be a lesson to you. Jehovah's fear nekked wimmin - not satan.

 

[swolenole]

I greeted 2 of them at the door back in the day..but at naked and somkin a blunt....invited them in....they came in and talked to me..and gave me some literature....all the while I was but naked and burnin down a fatty...it was crazy.

 

[Pamela]

That does it everytime....

 

[Pamela]

I greeted 2 of them at the door back in the day..but at naked and somkin a blunt....invited them in....they came in and talked to me..and gave me some literature....all the while I was but naked and burnin down a fatty...it was crazy.

That would be a site!!!

 

[pintoca]

lol @ JWs spanking the monkey

 

[Pamela]

Too bad that's late advice i have some baby blue and some pink undies~


RADAR

Pink socks too...

 

[Tytan]

I`ll be back.......

 

[the-short-one]

I greeted 2 of them at the door back in the day..but at naked and somkin a blunt....invited them in....they came in and talked to me..and gave me some literature....all the while I was but naked and burnin down a fatty...it was crazy.

you must be much better looking naked then me. my JW's didn't stay very long. lol

 

[swolenole]

you must be much better looking naked then me. my JW's didn't stay very long. lol

LOL..no it was kinda sorreal.....I was allready toasted & was sitting around with this chick in my boxers twistin up a fatty...when they knocked on the door....I told her I would fire it up and answer the door naked and she said I would not.......so I did,,,

 

[Womanizer]

LMAO!! Funny shit bro, they wont be back.

 

[GrandMaster]

After my workout today, I decided to throw in a load of laundry. My laundry room is between the guest house and main house with a screen doors on each side. Kind of like a breezeway. I took the load out to the washer, threw it in, and decided my workout clothes could get washed, too. So, I stripped down to nakedness, threw my clothes in, and caught some movement out of the corner of my eye through the screen door.

People, the Jehovah's Witnesses were standing outside the screen door staring at me. At least, I think they were Jehovah's Witnesses. They took off before I could ask.

Do you think they'll be back? lol.

i got the stiffest hard on reading this..........lol