I sampled an Asian Starfish last night.

[AAP]

Leaving a party on Collins AVe. in Miami, took a right on AIA Ocean drive, Picked up a "to-go" order that was staying at the Lowes. Didn't get home until 3AM this morning.

Wasn't too bad I tell ya'.

 

[velvett]

Jebbers.


I have a dirty mind.

excuse me will I hang my head in shame...

 

[Gilbyag]

did she have a name....

 

[Slopain]

Leaving a party on Collins AVe. in Miami, took a right on AIA Ocean drive, Picked up a "to-go" order that was staying at the Lowes. Didn't get home until 3AM this morning.

Wasn't too bad I tell ya'.

What the hell is this, we men - we dont need to pump you for details - so get to the details before I pump you, your namesake steelo.

 

[THeMaCHinE]

did she have a name....

I think the she was a he

 

[Slopain]

I think the she was a he

is analassplower a male or what? gay or what?

NOT THAT IT MATTERS!

 

[Kakdiesel]

WHat the fuck is this thread about???

 

[THeMaCHinE]

is analassplower a male or what? gay or what?

NOT THAT IT MATTERS!

Gay male from my understanding.

 

[THeMaCHinE]

WHat the fuck is this thread about???

lol!

Starfish=butthole

 

[Gilbyag]

never mind...

 

[Kakdiesel]

well my starfish will never be sampled by any male..

I'll let a hot girl lick my ass but that's it...

NO ASIAN STARFISH FO YOU!

 

[runner]

i enjoy asian starfish. (i must admit i'd never heard that term before, though.)

 

[Captain_insano]

did she have anything on Chinese takeout? Post a pic.

 

[THeMaCHinE]

did she have anything on Chinese takeout? Post a pic.

dude, it's not a she that he's talking about...

still want to see the pic? lol

 

[fiatconspiracy]

I think it means banging a asian girl in the ass, I read on a table once that asian chicks had the tightest a-holes, so it must be true

 

[Slopain]

well my starfish will never be sampled by any male..

I'll let a hot girl lick my ass but that's it...

NO ASIAN STARFISH FO YOU!

lol your funny, youll "let" a hot girl lick your ass? what kind of sense does that make? Like your being inconvenienced by the act and only a hot girl will inconvenience you lol I would think youd let an ugly girl (Im sure theyd be willing to do it) b/c who cares where her mouth has been you aint kissin her, but a hot girl? so after she does that youll lap up her face like a dog to milk? hehe Im fuckin with you but that response is "ass backward" if youll pardon the expression {FART} whoops scuse-me.

 

[AAP]

What is all this "she" shit about?

Calm down Slo, you and I need to talk anyway. (wink, wink)

Machine - VERY observant.

Capt. Insano - Still want to see that pic? I will be back for seconds tonight.

Runner - you should try it again. They have the narrowest hips. And hairless. A little baby oil and they shoot right off the bed.

 

[May1010]

Runner - you should try it again. They have the narrowest hips. And hairless. A little baby oil and they shoot right off the bed.

 

[AAP]

Ok, it is official. I have more than just a tourist on my hands. The starfish rang my door bell last night and apparently this little starfish's other half wants to go back home, alone. (So what?)

Had a good night all together. Though I was in near hysteria when at the confessional that this little starfish was always a top. An Asian Top! What an oxymoron. Oh well that culture's tops sure make good pokee's.

 

[plifter]

MODS, why is it that my threads get moved all around but this stays on the chat board? Put this on the sheets board.

 

[justinf22]

lol your funny, youll "let" a hot girl lick your ass? what kind of sense does that make? Like your being inconvenienced by the act and only a hot girl will inconvenience you lol I would think youd let an ugly girl (Im sure theyd be willing to do it) b/c who cares where her mouth has been you aint kissin her, but a hot girl? so after she does that youll lap up her face like a dog to milk? hehe Im fuckin with you but that response is "ass backward" if youll pardon the expression {FART} whoops scuse-me.

I think what he meant was that its turns us on more when a hot chick is doing it. Just like a good blowjob from a hot chick is better than a good one from average chick...its a mental thing.

 

[rmurf62]

Though I was in near hysteria when at the confessional that this little starfish was always a top. An Asian Top! What an oxymoron. Oh well that culture's tops sure make good pokee's.

Ai yah! (roughly, chinese for "Jesus Christ!")

Assuming that all Asian boys are bottoms is kinda like assuming all gay men are bottoms. A little...simplistic?

 

[hardbody_jr]

A1A Beach Front Avenue

we're girls looking fresh in their bikini's

Some will get this, and some won't