I might die tonight

[Nathan]

I'm on reasonably little sleep right now and have to work tonight at a bar that will be retardedly busy thanks to Frosh Week. If I thought it might do any good, and weren't like real lazy and stuff, I'd write a letter to the local university, neigh, to every university in existence, to complain about how shitty it gets at this time of year for those who do not attend school. Eight hours of drunken retards doing really stupid things and being totally convinced that doing them makes them cool. Such a winning attitude. I figure I'll get bored after an hour and spend the rest of the night trying to pants the kids who get really drunk. If everything goes as planned, there'll be hundreds of kids walking around the bar sans pants, with everyone too drunk to fully grasp their nakedness and consequently do anything about it. Either that, or I'll just die at some point. Both sound pretty good.

 

[jackangel]

me 2

 

[Nathan]

me 2

I hope you don't die dude.

 

[SoKlueles]

dang be careful

 

[AAP]

He gonna get shanked in the little girls room.

 

[The Greatest]

1. Are you still chalk white in skin tone?

2. Do you still use massive amount of IGF-1?

3. Have you ever drank you own urine?

4. Do you still have plans to build space ships?

5. Are you A sexual by nature?

 

[from zero]

I thought you were eating tonight bro. I read "I might dine tonight."

My bad.

 

[Nathan]

1. Are you still chalk white in skin tone?

2. Do you still use massive amount of IGF-1?

3. Have you ever drank you own urine?

4. Do you still have plans to build space ships?

5. Are you A sexual by nature?

1. Only in some places, such as in between my ass cheeks and my torso, minus the limbs.

2. No, nor have I ever tried the stuff.

3. I have a tube extending from my urethra directly into my stomach, so yes.

4. I only need one spaceship smart guy. And yes.

5. If railing dead crustaceans counts as A sexual, then yes I am and it's all nature's fault.

 

[theoak01]

you work at big bucks,dont you?

 

[Nathan]

you work at big bucks,dont you?

Guess again. It should be pretty easy seeing as how only one other place in the Hammer gets busy on Tuesdays. The place in questions sucks if you're over like 21, but still. I also work in Hess Village. Guess which bar though.