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I met a major cougar this evening!

Stryker1992

Stryker1992

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So, the female personal trainer form the gym I go to was out this evening. The gym closed early and invited everyone to attend a bar to watch the Yankees, Indians game. I am in Ohio right now. I found out that the hot chick that teaches all of the classes was going. She is unbelievable. She is hot as hell at 42 years of age after 2 kids. She competes and places at fitness competitions. I ean this is a GEM!!!! Anyways, I had to be careful b/c there were a lot of people from the gym around and every fucking guy is trying to nail her. It was a sword fight. She kept telling me how she thought these dudes were total asswipes!!! Bottom line, I made some good time, flirted just enough and she told me how hot she thought my body was and that she does not see that often. If I play this right, I could be the envy of the entire gym!!!! :p :p
 
Pics of the fatty you fingerblasted the other night then she miraculously got a headache.
 
if she is that desired by everyone; how come she isn't hooked up full-time with a rich dude and living the life rather than making 25 bucks an hour?
 
mightymouse69 said:
if she is that desired by everyone; how come she isn't hooked up full-time with a rich dude and living the life rather than making 25 bucks an hour?
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Because maybe she actually wants to be with a guy who LIKES HER and WHOM SHE LIKES too?

I could be waaaaaaaay off base, but that would be my guess. :)

And Stryker you played it right. THE WORST thing you could have done is come across like the rest of the horny doucheknuckles trying to crawl up into her shit. But when you lower the boom, be honest about your intentions. You will get into her pants waaaaaaaaaaaaay quicker and it will be waaaaaaaaaaay better. :chomp:
 
mightymouse69 said:
if she is that desired by everyone; how come she isn't hooked up full-time with a rich dude and living the life rather than making 25 bucks an hour?
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lol@ your elitist attitude.
not everyone is a super rich boston PHD stud making 150 gazillion a year.
$25 an hour is considered a good wage by most people, outside you and john kerry :qt:
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Because maybe she actually wants to be with a guy who LIKES HER and WHOM SHE LIKES too?I could be waaaaaaaay off base, but that would be my guess. :)

And Stryker you played it right. THE WORST thing you could have done is come across like the rest of the horny doucheknuckles trying to crawl up into her shit. But when you lower the boom, be honest about your intentions. You will get into her pants waaaaaaaaaaaaay quicker and it will be waaaaaaaaaaay better. :chomp:
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huh?
seems to contradict your decision to only date guys with $$$
 
Moltke said:
huh?
seems to contradict your decision to only date guys with $$$
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Not at all.

All the men I dated made bank and ya'll know I had NO TROUBLE finding men who were interested in me.

I just waited till I found one who genuinely liked me and whom I liked in return before entering into any sort of commitment.

Why is that such a mystery? Do you think that only broke dudes can genuinely like a woman?
 
Moltke said:
lol@ your elitist attitude.
not everyone is a super rich boston PHD stud making 150 gazillion a year.
$25 an hour is considered a good wage by most people, outside you and john kerry :qt:
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dude I make like 18.50 an hour - I was just sayin - most hot chicks make the smart decision to retire early.
 
jnevin said:
Waaahhh!!! Personal attack!!!
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Since you seem to have missed it the first time.

BIKINIMOM said:
Not at all.

All the men I dated made bank and ya'll know I had NO TROUBLE finding men who were interested in me.

I just waited till I found one who genuinely liked me and whom I liked in return before entering into any sort of commitment.

Why is that such a mystery? Do you think that only broke dudes can genuinely like a woman?
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Anyone who marries for money/ass finds out very quickly that the work just ain't worth the return. :rolleyes:
 
Hmmm... no pics = pointless thread.

You'll have that.

Whiskey
 
Stryker1992 said:
So, the female personal trainer form the gym I go to was out this evening. The gym closed early and invited everyone to attend a bar to watch the Yankees, Indians game. I am in Ohio right now. I found out that the hot chick that teaches all of the classes was going. She is unbelievable. She is hot as hell at 42 years of age after 2 kids. She competes and places at fitness competitions. I ean this is a GEM!!!! Anyways, I had to be careful b/c there were a lot of people from the gym around and every fucking guy is trying to nail her. It was a sword fight. She kept telling me how she thought these dudes were total asswipes!!! Bottom line, I made some good time, flirted just enough and she told me how hot she thought my body was and that she does not see that often. If I play this right, I could be the envy of the entire gym!!!! :p :p
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well, when she turns yo little ass down, you could always kick her in the stomach with one of those flyin' double sidewinder jumpin' kicks your so famous for! Huhhh....
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Because maybe she actually wants to be with a guy who LIKES HER and WHOM SHE LIKES too?

I could be waaaaaaaay off base, but that would be my guess. :)

And Stryker you played it right. THE WORST thing you could have done is come across like the rest of the horny doucheknuckles trying to crawl up into her shit. But when you lower the boom, be honest about your intentions. You will get into her pants waaaaaaaaaaaaay quicker and it will be waaaaaaaaaaay better. :chomp:
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See, exactly, someone who gets it...and of course you do, you are female. these dudes are like all the other fuckers in the bar looking at me while I talk to her!!!!! All they have to do is sit and bitch about what they are not seeing or getting!!!! :Chef:
 
Stryker1992 said:
See, exactly, someone who gets it...and of course you do, you are female. these dudes are like all the other fuckers in the bar looking at me while I talk to her!!!!! All they have to do is sit and bitch about what they are not seeing or getting!!!! :Chef:
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i think the majority of us are getting quite a bit.
nobody is really looking at you bro, we just wanted to see pics is all
 
Moltke said:
i think the majority of us are getting quite a bit.
nobody is really looking at you bro, we just wanted to see pics is all
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I know, I am just busting ballz back at everyone. All in good fun my man! :qt:
 
this thread is a fucking let down. i had my pants around my ankles already- 4 pages and still no pic. thanks alot.
 
Moltke said:
lol@ your elitist attitude.
not everyone is a super rich boston PHD stud making 150 gazillion a year.
$25 an hour is considered a good wage by most people, outside you and john kerry :qt:
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$25 an hour here is a major wage. In fact the 125% wage is $19.25. Depends on where you are located.
 
lol cougars,

I work part time security at a club which is mainly over 30's group and my boss thought it would be funny to put me in that particular spot. Im the youngest guard working there im 21 and all I can say is damn older women are so bloody horny ahaha.
 
mightymouse69 said:
dude I make like 18.50 an hour - I was just sayin - most hot chicks make the smart decision to retire early.
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18.50? you poor bastard!!!!
 
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