I Lost My Virginity Finally.........

[hippedy hop]

Well it took 20 years but i got my peeper wet tonight. I always thought I couldn't pull hoes or what not. But my uncle Jimmy taught me to lower my standards and to except fat trailer hoes bizatches etc. as sexy pieces of lean white meat.

So I went to see a movie with a fine piece of white I met at KFC's earlier today. During the movies she started to rub my cock. I mean my cock was hard as a diamond. I had to take her in the car and have a private session. We went at it for about half of the new eminem song "superman" before I busted all over myself. I even have proof my stained wife beater and my right front and rear shocks are out in my mom's minivan.

Fuck it I got Laid.....oooooooooooooooooooooohyeah

 

[jesus 2]

2 pump chump

you like saying that, huh?

hippedy hop, glad you finally got laid. it's been a while since i've been laid, but it will happen soon. i'm sure of it.


j2da2

 

[hippedy hop]

2 pump chump

I'll 4 pump chump that pretty little fuckin beanie hat off your friggin head you oversized skidmark.....

 

[Scary_Spud]

i caught myself a porcupine yesterday and cut off it's penis and raped it's vagina, it was a virgin because it had a penis, and then
when i cut it off, the vagina was a virgin one, hee hee hee hee.

 

[hippedy hop]

i caught myself a porcupine yesterday and cut off it's penis and raped it's vagina, it was a virgin because it had a penis, and then
when i cut it off, the vagina was a virgin one, hee hee hee hee.

yeah my uncle timmy says that screwin animals doesn't count..

 

[SofaGeorge]

Well it took 20 years but i got my peeper wet tonight. I always thought I couldn't pull hoes or what not. But my uncle Jimmy taught me to lower my standards and to except fat trailer hoes bizatches etc. as sexy pieces of lean white meat.

So I went to see a movie with a fine piece of white I met at KFC's earlier today. During the movies she started to rub my cock. I mean my cock was hard as a diamond. I had to take her in the car and have a private session. We went at it for about half of the new eminem song "superman" before I busted all over myself. I even have proof my stained wife beater and my right front and rear shocks are out in my mom's minivan.

Fuck it I got Laid.....oooooooooooooooooooooohyeah

I think this post will effectively end the rumor that you are Smalls.

 

[Nathan]

i caught myself a porcupine yesterday and cut off it's penis and raped it's vagina, it was a virgin because it had a penis, and then
when i cut it off, the vagina was a virgin one, hee hee hee hee.

I think you'll fit in very well here.

 

[hippedy hop]

I think you'll fit in very well here.

LOL well said

 

[TerraNoble]

Well it took 20 years but i got my peeper wet tonight. I always thought I couldn't pull hoes or what not. But my uncle Jimmy taught me to lower my standards and to except fat trailer hoes bizatches etc. as sexy pieces of lean white meat.

So I went to see a movie with a fine piece of white I met at KFC's earlier today. During the movies she started to rub my cock. I mean my cock was hard as a diamond. I had to take her in the car and have a private session. We went at it for about half of the new eminem song "superman" before I busted all over myself. I even have proof my stained wife beater and my right front and rear shocks are out in my mom's minivan.

Fuck it I got Laid.....oooooooooooooooooooooohyeah

:
It happened to me 20 years ago....Welcome to the hetero world..make sure you do not stray away..

 

[prophet]

was it with a guy?