I just swallowed a cock ring...

[PoyeBoy]

How'd the pool party go?

what goes on at the pool party stays at the pool party

 

[SC4EVA]

Because when he is in town, I don't need it. He excites me that much.

Sounds good to me =)

 

[AAP]

Actually it went well. About 45 people showed up. From 9PM to about 1AM. I have so much fucking beer left over it is not funny.

I didn't supply alcohol for this one, only sodas, light snacks and mixers so everyone had to bring their own. But I got 2 unopened cases of bud lite plus cans of it in the cooler. Then I have about 35 bottles of that guiness, guieness or whatever it is called. Dark and smelly as a race horse piss. About 20 bottles of Corona and a 12 pack of Heinekeien or however you spell it.

I ain't no beer man. These bitches should have left vodka or scotch.

One of them left their pants though. Not sure how the hell you could walk out to your car and drive home without having your pants on. His wallet and drivers' license is still in it, though I don't know him personally. He was a guest of a friend. I called and left a few messages to see if anyone knew how I could contact him and return his wallet.

 

[RADAR]

Actually it went well. About 45 people showed up. From 9PM to about 1AM. I have so much fucking beer left over it is not funny.

I didn't supply alcohol for this one, only sodas, light snacks and mixers so everyone had to bring their own. But I got 2 unopened cases of bud lite plus cans of it in the cooler. Then I have about 35 bottles of that guiness, guieness or whatever it is called. Dark and smelly as a race horse piss. About 20 bottles of Corona and a 12 pack of Heinekeien or however you spell it.

I ain't no beer man. These bitches should have left vodka or scotch.

One of them left their pants though. Not sure how the hell you could walk out to your car and drive home without having your pants on. His wallet and drivers' license is still in it, though I don't know him personally. He was a guest of a friend. I called and left a few messages to see if anyone knew how I could contact him and return his wallet.

Wow! He must have really been sore not to be able to put his pants on.

RADAR

 

[AAP]

Wow! He must have really been sore not to be able to put his pants on.

RADAR

Or drunk.

actually, no fucking went on at all. A few of the chics made out, but just kisses and such teasing everyone. But no actual sex (oral, anal or vaginal).

But to tell you a story about someone being sore.... a couple years ago when I was single and my parties were more, ahem - "fun", there was this one doctor from Dallas that showed up. He was in town with a friend and they were invited to come. The party was from 12-6. When he got here he told me that he had often dreamed of just having non-stop sex for hours. So.... some of the guys here were very happy to oblige him. (He was rather attractive). So they placed a blow up pool float on the side of the pool, lay him back and went at him. Now these were about 12 hung guys. We are talking donkey-dick size. At 8 inches, I was in the "small" guys group that day.

So.... the first half hour, everyone (not participating) in the pool watched and was going "oh... I bet he can't take that one..." By the end of hour 2, everyone was going "wow... how much more of that pounding can he take?" By the end of hour 4, no one paid any attention to him except the guys rotating turns on him. Comes the end of hour 5... there is a huge BAAAMMMMM!!! Everyone in the pool freezes. We turn around and look at him wondering if his prostate had finally taken it's last assualt and exploded. But it was the pool float. He had been hammered on it so much the float blew up.

We all laughed. They kept working away on him until 6PM. Everyone showered (I have an out door shower) and we all left to go to the bar. Before I left, he was still laying there, not moving (surprise) and he said he was going to catch his breath a minute and then meet us out. So I say ok. He never showed up at the bar. About 11PM I come home and go to bed. Wake up the next morning, go to the office, come back about 4PM in the afternoon and notice he is still laying in the same spot by the pool. Asleep. He had been asleep there since 6PM the following day and never woke up once.

Imagine a 15 year old newbie trainer just completing Ronnie Coleman's quad workout.. complete with the same weight Coleman uses... that is PAIN he was in. His legs were completely rigid and stiff and instead of walking, he had to see-saw back and forth in a forward motion to move. I had to bring him in and put him in my jacuzzi to let the water pressure move some circulation around his legs. He lay in there about 2 hours. He flew back home the next day. Few days later we heard that he had been busted at the hospital he worked at for stealing Demoral tabs. He was still in that much pain.

 

[tripleblonde]

Or drunk.

actually, no fucking went on at all. A few of the chics made out, but just kisses and such teasing everyone. But no actual sex (oral, anal or vaginal).

But to tell you a story about someone being sore.... a couple years ago when I was single and my parties were more, ahem - "fun", there was this one doctor from Dallas that showed up. He was in town with a friend and they were invited to come. The party was from 12-6. When he got here he told me that he had often dreamed of just having non-stop sex for hours. So.... some of the guys here were very happy to oblige him. (He was rather attractive). So they placed a blow up pool float on the side of the pool, lay him back and went at him. Now these were about 12 hung guys. We are talking donkey-dick size. At 8 inches, I was in the "small" guys group that day.

So.... the first half hour, everyone (not participating) in the pool watched and was going "oh... I bet he can't take that one..." By the end of hour 2, everyone was going "wow... how much more of that pounding can he take?" By the end of hour 4, no one paid any attention to him except the guys rotating turns on him. Comes the end of hour 5... there is a huge BAAAMMMMM!!! Everyone in the pool freezes. We turn around and look at him wondering if his prostate had finally taken it's last assualt and exploded. But it was the pool float. He had been hammered on it so much the float blew up.

We all laughed. They kept working away on him until 6PM. Everyone showered (I have an out door shower) and we all left to go to the bar. Before I left, he was still laying there, not moving (surprise) and he said he was going to catch his breath a minute and then meet us out. So I say ok. He never showed up at the bar. About 11PM I come home and go to bed. Wake up the next morning, go to the office, come back about 4PM in the afternoon and notice he is still laying in the same spot by the pool. Asleep. He had been asleep there since 6PM the following day and never woke up once.

Imagine a 15 year old newbie trainer just completing Ronnie Coleman's quad workout.. complete with the same weight Coleman uses... that is PAIN he was in. His legs were completely rigid and stiff and instead of walking, he had to see-saw back and forth in a forward motion to move. I had to bring him in and put him in my jacuzzi to let the water pressure move some circulation around his legs. He lay in there about 2 hours. He flew back home the next day. Few days later we heard that he had been busted at the hospital he worked at for stealing Demoral tabs. He was still in that much pain.

AAP: you really can say that you've seen it all

and did you ever post an ab shot? ahem.....

 

[Gambino]

so why did you take cialis? Just to have a boner at your pool party?

 

[rnch]

ah yes, the age old question.....

quanity vs. quality.

 

[AAP]

AAP: you really can say that you've seen it all

and did you ever post an ab shot? ahem.....

Oh shit, I forgot about that. I will take a pic first thing in the morning (because everyone always looks their best during the morning.)

 

[tripleblonde]

Oh shit, I forgot about that. I will take a pic first thing in the morning (because everyone always looks their best during the morning.)

gracias