I Just Shit My Pants.....

[HULKSTER]

I was having dinner with my family at a ristorante to celebrate Mother's Day, and I guess I had to much gargonzala fazul, or something along those lines. Anyway, I felt the most massive diarrehea come across my stomach. I thought I caught a break as I got to my front door and still had control of my colonic muscles, but then I was so nervous that I couldn't immediately open the door with my house key. Just as I opened the door to my home, I shit my pants like a baby. Just wanted to share this heartwarming Mother's Day experience with you all on EF.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

 

[slobberknocker]

Time for some Depends.

 

[argent]

 

[The Red Dragon]

...interesting...

 

[Spartacus]

just throw those just shat in clothes in with another load of whites

 

[distanced]

depends? I thought midgets with mini dongs wore dipers anyways!

 

[BrothaBill]

It happens to the best of us, who here hasnt tried to sneak one at the bar and shit themselves. Nothing to do but hide your undies in the back of the toilet. hope you didnt wear ruin any carpeting.

 

[megad]

Happened to me before too.
Ran home from a basketball game down the street, opened the door, ran to the bathroom, undid my pants, but it was too late.
I exploded all over the bathroom floor

 

[WarriorPL]

man i always run home to my toilet because i have to shit so bad, but i never actually shit my pants. Man that's gotta suck. How did you clean it up.

 

[guards]

now THAT was funny

 

[ajtomasi]

my favorite part was how you related yourself to a baby

 

[AustinTX]

glad to hear it.


I'll keep the loose colon comments in reserve.

 

[Baby Gorilla]

Well....

My sister had had to deal with "poopy underpants" with her kids.

Key thing....

DO NOT USE HOT WATER TO CLEAN (it will set the scat stain).

For best results let soak in cold soap water first, and wash with cold water/bleach. If it still leaves a stain, soak again in bleach water.

I've had a couple of close calls, but my rule is....when in doubt, don't hold it for later.

 

[SupraHero]

Re: Well....

My sister had had to deal with "poopy underpants" with her kids.

Key thing....

DO NOT USE HOT WATER TO CLEAN (it will set the scat stain).

For best results let soak in cold soap water first, and wash with cold water/bleach. If it still leaves a stain, soak again in bleach water.

I've had a couple of close calls, but my rule is....when in doubt, don't hold it for later.

Sounds like you have quite a bit of personal experience cleaning shit outta your drawers.

 

[Bullit]

who here hasnt tried to sneak one at the bar and shit themselves.

Never happened to me.

 

[Robert Jan]

I love to crap. I even crap in the bath.
like this one time recently i was in the bath with a girl and I sayd, honey, close your eyes, i have a surprise for you.
The disappointment on her face.... "And i thought it was a ring *cry*"

Ahh well.... you can put it on your finger.

 

[Baoh]

Thrilling.

 

[BrothaBill]

I love to crap. I even crap in the bath.
like this one time recently i was in the bath with a girl and I sayd, honey, close your eyes, i have a surprise for you.
The disappointment on her face.... "And i thought it was a ring *cry*"

Ahh well.... you can put it on your finger.

Now thats funny!! I can picture it now