I just had phone sex for the first time.

[gonelifting]

I don`t see what the big hype is all about. First of all I was interrupted twice because it rang. Then there`s the whole HARD PLASTIC surface all over it. wtf is so great about it? I finally got a little pleasure wrapping the cord around myself, I got the hang of that for a while but that got old too.

My assessment of the whole "phone sex" thing, it`s too hyped with no bang. Plus you have to clean stuff out of those tiny speaker holes. The whole experience was a nightmare. Never again.

PS WHO THE HELL gets turned on by a phone, anyway?

 

[out_at_sea]

I don`t see what the big hype is all about. First of all I was interrupted twice because it rang. Then there`s the whole HARD PLASTIC surface all over it. wtf is so great about it? I finally got a little pleasure wrapping the cord around myself, I got the hang of that for a while but that got old too.

My assessment of the whole "phone sex" thing, it`s too hyped with no bang. Plus you have to clean stuff out of those tiny speaker holes. The whole experience was a nightmare. Never again.

PS WHO THE HELL gets turned on by a phone, anyway?

Was HE hot?

 

[Razorguns]

i could never do it. it just feels so embarassing. Especially if you meet the person later on. Them looking at you knowing that you were at one point smacking it on with a phone around your neck. God that's embarassing.

 

[Fragadelic]

I thought this was a thread about the telemarketers who call your house

 

[gonelifting]

i could never do it. it just feels so embarassing. Especially if you meet the person later on. Them looking at you knowing that you were at one point smacking it on with a phone around your neck. God that's embarassing.

"Was he hot?"

"If you meet the person" What the hell are you guys talking about? There was no other person involved. It was PHONE SEX! I had SEX with a phone!

It rang twice while I was in the middle of it. (one was a wrong number)

 

[Buddy_Christ]

"Was he hot?"

"If you meet the person" What the hell are you guys talking about? There was no other person involved. It was PHONE SEX! I had SEX with a phone!

It rang twice while I was in the middle of it. (one was a wrong number)

are you sure you had phone sex, or were you just trying to get the phone to your ear? for all we know you could've had your head up your ass and just been trying to make a call.

 

[onerepmaximum]

It rang twice while I was in the middle of it. (one was a wrong number)

You shoulda put it on vibrate. Maybe that would have been better.

 

[jerseyart]

GL,

Once you've gone Nokia, you'll never go back

 

[big4life]

You shoulda put it on vibrate. Maybe that would have been better.

Plus, always remember to wear a condom.

 

[gonelifting]

I`ve come to the conclusion that you people are retarded.