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genezapharmateuticals
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puritysourcelabs
Research Chemical SciencesUGFREAKeudomestic
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I have swamp ass

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crak600 said:
Gold Bond on the balls does wonders. It feels like 1000 beautiful ice maidens blowing gently on your scrotum at the same time.

im an abuser a well.

your balls feel like your cock just smoked a Newport.

Sorearms. Check out the product Swole and I are comin out with in my gallery. I think it could help!
 
stilleto said:
can you smell them from the distance from said balls to your nose, or are you able to contort yourself in such a way that your nose is in relative close proximaty to your nether region?
that was last night, they felt sticky and itchy, I smelled my fingers after scratching vigorously
 
swole said:
That's part of my daily post-shower routine . After shaving my balls totally clean, I take a beard trimmer to the hair above my man muscle. After trimming it down to a fine carpet, I shape it like a box with a straight razor (fresh one of course). After all that I grab the head of my cawk, lift, then spray some Axe onto my balls and general groin area. I trim the area once a week, but the Axe is daily. Fresh, like a million bucks.
I am completely shaven, actually prickly at the moment, just leave the treasure trail down to my cawk sort of like a landing strip but it comes all the way from my belly button.

I use baby powder now and then on really humid days but have never tried gold bond, I'll might jsut go out and buy some.
 
SoreArms said:
I am completely shaven, actually prickly at the moment, just leave the treasure trail down to my cawk sort of like a landing strip but it comes all the way from my belly button.

I use baby powder now and then on really humid days but have never tried gold bond, I'll might jsut go out and buy some.

Start out with the yellow. Then ease your way into the green.

Watch out for your tip!
 
hamstershaver said:
huh? explain

take a straw, a small one, like a coffee stirer, insert into the tip of your cawk. then take a pice of paper and roll it into a funnel shape, making the end small enough to fit into the stirer. into the other end, pour in some goldbond. the one in the green container. you'll feel good.
 
hamstershaver said:
huh? explain

If you refer back to my post you'll notice I mentioned grabbing the end of my cock with my hand. This is to prevent any possible Axe from entering my penis and burning. Protect what's inside.
 
stilleto said:
take a straw, a small one, like a coffee stirer, insert into the tip of your cawk. then take a pice of paper and roll it into a funnel shape, making the end small enough to fit into the stirer. into the other end, pour in some goldbond. the one in the green container. you'll feel good.
ill pass on that one
 
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