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I have a confession, I am a TOOL

ryno9000

ryno9000

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You may have seen me tonight on VH1's Tool Academy. I wasn't allowed to say it until the show aired tonight, but I am Ryan (Matsuflex) on the show.
 
lol mini orgasms when women look at me. At least you got confidence bro, and a hottie GF. Kudos and special discount for you.
 
Ok, now I FEEL like a total tool because I am lying, that's not me. I just wanted attention and/or karma. I thought you would all make fun of me but instead you had nice compliments! That guy is the shit though, he is my new idol.
 
ryno9000 said:
Ok, now I FEEL like a total tool because I am lying, that's not me. I just wanted attention and/or karma. I thought you would all make fun of me but instead you had nice compliments! That guy is the shit though, he is my new idol.
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Time to change that Karma down to red. I feel dirty right now like I was lied to.
 
ryno9000 said:
Ok, now I FEEL like a total tool because I am lying, that's not me. I just wanted attention and/or karma. I thought you would all make fun of me but instead you had nice compliments! That guy is the shit though, he is my new idol.
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Some excellent casting there. I thought the first guy had it locked up until I saw the next two interviews.
 
ryno9000 said:
Ok, now I FEEL like a total tool because I am lying, that's not me. I just wanted attention and/or karma. I thought you would all make fun of me but instead you had nice compliments! That guy is the shit though, he is my new idol.
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God damn it! You fooled us...you're in trouble now!
 
ryno9000 said:
Ok, now I FEEL like a total tool because I am lying, that's not me. I just wanted attention and/or karma. I thought you would all make fun of me but instead you had nice compliments! That guy is the shit though, he is my new idol.
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LOL what the fuck? Are you serious?
 
ryno9000 said:
Ok, now I FEEL like a total tool because I am lying, that's not me. I just wanted attention and/or karma. I thought you would all make fun of me but instead you had nice compliments! That guy is the shit though, he is my new idol.
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I new you had to be kidding. I love ya so much I had to stand by you if it was you..


Good now I can say what I really feel. What a shit bag that guy is lolololol
 
needtogetaas said:
I new you had to be kidding. I love ya so much I had to stand by you if it was you..


Good now I can say what I really feel. What a shit bag that guy is lolololol
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He turns shitbag into an art form. But I'll be damned if I don't tune in every Sunday to watch him. His name was Ryan, so I thought I could pull off any doubts. Damn I'm a loser.
 
wow wtf is wrong with that girl, i dont get how these complete douchebags pull chicks like that. she is fuckin hot. Im happy for him that he likes his 15" arms and gyno so much though, good for him to be happy with that.
 
DaveTSI said:
wow wtf is wrong with that girl, i dont get how these complete douchebags pull chicks like that. she is fuckin hot. Im happy for him that he likes his 15" arms and gyno so much though, good for him to be happy with that.
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This is why I offered discount. Bro had serious Gyno:biggrin:
 
DaveTSI said:
wow wtf is wrong with that girl, i dont get how these complete douchebags pull chicks like that. she is fuckin hot. Im happy for him that he likes his 15" arms and gyno so much though, good for him to be happy with that.
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Yeah I did notice a little gyno on him. Poor bastard.
 
hah that guy dimitri's girl Jill is super hot.. I could steal that chick from that douche in 1 hour at the club.

the reason women like guys like matsuflex is because when there single and they see a guy with a good body who is decently good looking. that MAKES THEM LAUGH which also has high energy like that.. getting pussy is as easy as taken a shit.. find the place and getter done!

try it sometime.. the quiet guy in the corner never has much luck ;)

its after they start dating for a little bit and the guy uses them at there convienence when there stuck..
id be willing to be its all physical attraction for mastuflex's girl.
 
natecr said:
hah that guy dimitri's girl Jill is super hot.. I could steal that chick from that douche in 1 hour at the club.

the reason women like guys like matsuflex is because when there single and they see a guy with a good body who is decently good looking. that MAKES THEM LAUGH which also has high energy like that.. getting pussy is as easy as taken a shit.. find the place and getter done!

try it sometime.. the quiet guy in the corner never has much luck ;)

its after they start dating for a little bit and the guy uses them at there convienence when there stuck..
id be willing to be its all physical attraction for mastuflex's girl.
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I think you have a crush on me :rainbow:
 
lol I just came across this site and saw this long conversation...I guess I can say thanks to all the supporters who watched the show even though I'm a tool with gyno!!!! got to fix that shit fu&%#$ sucks. haha but seriously this is the real MATSUFLEX BROTHA...I appreciate all the comments good or bad. don't think it's me here's my myspace link: myspace.com/matsuflex

-MATSUFLEX
 
lol.. damn bro, I didn;t read into the 2nd page and said you were kiddding. I want my K back! lol jk
Looks like we have the real one?? hmmm... not sure about this one?? haha
 
trapps6 said:
lol I just came across this site and saw this long conversation...I guess I can say thanks to all the supporters who watched the show even though I'm a tool with gyno!!!! got to fix that shit fu&%#$ sucks. haha but seriously this is the real MATSUFLEX BROTHA...I appreciate all the comments good or bad. don't think it's me here's my myspace link: myspace.com/matsuflex

-MATSUFLEX
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Would the real tool please stand up.
 
trapps6 said:
lol I just came across this site and saw this long conversation...I guess I can say thanks to all the supporters who watched the show even though I'm a tool with gyno!!!! got to fix that shit fu&%#$ sucks. haha but seriously this is the real MATSUFLEX BROTHA...I appreciate all the comments good or bad. don't think it's me here's my myspace link: myspace.com/matsuflex

-MATSUFLEX
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i dont belive you. if it is then log on there now and put the letters EF somewhere up top and tell us its there then after we go see it you can take it off.
 
joe d said:
i dont belive you. if it is then log on there now and put the letters EF somewhere up top and tell us its there then after we go see it you can take it off.
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It's not like he claimed he was Barak Obama or something lol. I will bet anything it is really him, and he is so stoked from his new show that he is googling his own name (something I would do too...). these forums hit very high on google searchs. At any rate, this has been fun.

But you should put EF at the top of your site anyway, because EF is the shit.
 
^^ yo bro, it's all good!
what are your stats btw?
I am sure a lot of EF are afraid to post up who they really are. to be honest (if that is realy you), you have a great physique (no homo), but we can all do better :)
 
sweed said:
^^ yo bro, it's all good!
what are your stats btw?
I am sure a lot of EF are afraid to post up who they really are. to be honest (if that is realy you), you have a great physique (no homo), but we can all do better :)
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If its really him thats cool as shit. Stick around the site bro. We will vote for you. Will get the hole board to vote you king tool or what ever it is you are running for.


ok ok I just sent you a friends request. If you except it then we will know its you.
 
For sure I definitely appreciate the support you're all my brothas especially on this site! as far as shout outs go the show has already been taped otherwise I'd be representing for sure! keep watching it's going to be an entertaining season! And yes I just accepted your friend request!

-MATSUFLEX
 
DaveTSI said:
wow wtf is wrong with that girl, i dont get how these complete douchebags pull chicks like that. she is fuckin hot. Im happy for him that he likes his 15" arms and gyno so much though, good for him to be happy with that.
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aGREE 100 PERCENT!
 
trapps6 said:
For sure I definitely appreciate the support you're all my brothas especially on this site! as far as shout outs go the show has already been taped otherwise I'd be representing for sure! keep watching it's going to be an entertaining season! And yes I just accepted your friend request!

-MATSUFLEX
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Guys this really is the real flex. Thats fucking cool. He excepted my requast and sent a msg too.. Fucking cool.

We got a ef celeb lol. Welcome to the board bro I home you come buy as often as you can. We got a great group of guys here. Not only do we have the best steroid,body building,training,diet site on the net but we have a cool chat board too. Filled with a bunch of mememememememememe look at memememe mother fuckers. You would fit right in.
 
Thanks for the welcoming brotha! I love these sites as they make me feel at home...we're the upper .0000000001 percent of society so keep it that way haha that was very toolish to say but...it is what it is.
 
welcome bro! hang around and learn, this site has tons of great info!
 
yeah the haters are getting at it on the dirty.com but that's expected...no worries-it unfortunately for them makes me more in demand so I appreciate all comments! As much as I would like to be huge and bulk up that's not really my body type so I try to stay a lean 170 around 6 percent body fat at 5'10" don't get me wrong I definitely admire the guys who can bulk up and look like monsters! but for me I just want to stay solid and vascular. I have a very clean diet, sunday's being my cheat/carb loading day. All questions are welcomed...and no I'm not gay! haha
 
trapps6 said:
yeah the haters are getting at it on the dirty.com but that's expected...no worries-it unfortunately for them makes me more in demand so I appreciate all comments! As much as I would like to be huge and bulk up that's not really my body type so I try to stay a lean 170 around 6 percent body fat at 5'10" don't get me wrong I definitely admire the guys who can bulk up and look like monsters! but for me I just want to stay solid and vascular. I have a very clean diet, sunday's being my cheat/carb loading day. All questions are welcomed...and no I'm not gay! haha
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Can you flex your ass cheeks too?




















come her boy!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
haha that's funny! as far as using AAS I'll admit I used when I was 18 and 19 probably not the best time but I did as far as experimenting with over the counter pro-hormones I've tried alot as far as gyno build up it's obvioulsy built up...i've done over the counter stuff like 6OXO and Nolvadex XT...I have done actual nolvadex, and clomid and HCG before as well...hopefully it doesn't get too crazy but I do know I'll probably be going under the knife to fully resolve it!
 
Oh shit. How did I miss this thread. I watched needto's link. The real tool stole the show. The other guys were douche bags. haha. Funny shit.
 
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