I had to cancel my Christmas Pussy because I'm so sick that I can't get off the couch. Whats a good sore throat soother?

[patsfan1379]

I call it my Christmas pussy because she only comes around once or twice, I fuck her for a few weeks then I disappear.

What are the fucking odds that I get the mother of all sore throats/chills on this oh sacred day.

Oh yeah the chills are fun. I was in bed all nice and comfy when all of a sudden it feels like im in a sauna, then I get up to piss turn a fan on, I'm sweating profusely and I get back in bed. Bam, fucking freezing!!!

WTF. Kill me now.

 

[jerkbox]

it's probably the SARS

 

[jh1]

Hopefully this will be one of your last posts.

 

[alien amp pharm]

too bad you got the virus and not your computer

 

[patsfan1379]

the glands under my chin are alllll fuckin swolen. this is great. i look like a ghost.

a huge ghost, but a ghost none the less.

 

[vixensghost]

Sore throat soother?Jizz, perhaps you better call him back for some Jizmiss loving.


Gargle w/ salt water. Really

 

[patsfan1379]

Re: I had to cancel my Christmas Pussy because I'm so sick that I can't get off the c

Sore throat soother?Jizz, perhaps you better call him back for some Jizmiss loving.


Gargle w/ salt water. Really

God I hope you are an alter because that was so unlady like.

 

[vixensghost]

Re: I had to cancel my Christmas Pussy because I'm so sick that I can't get off the c

God I hope you are an alter because that was so unlady like.

LOL..I'm A Classy skank.

Was serious about the salt water though.Smash up some asprin too and gargle w/ that every 10 minutes.

 

[the_clockwork]

so what? fuck her anyways

 

[jerkbox]

sounds liek strep maybe....

start gargling salt water like vix said