I had a steak tonight so delicious....

[AAP]

oh man.. it was cooked rare... just the way I like it. They throw it on the grill, say "little brown cow" three times and take it off.

My partner (<-- note I didn't say BF, just being politically correct) took one look at it and shudder. He was like "didn't they cook that?"

I was chewing (open mouth for dramatic effect) and told him... "Mmmmmm... it is a B positive blood type... ohhh I can taste the DNA, I know this cow's mothers maiden name"

He was mortified. HAHA! And ya'll thought I just pulled shit like this on here with ya'll.

 

[strangebrew]

I dont like rare steak. It's too chewy.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Thats weird. there was a juiced up guy at ponderosa today doing the same thing.

 

[tiger88]

lol i am on my way to the store to pick up some steaks

gonna cook it rare and eat with my hands

 

[AAP]

Thats weird. there was a juiced up guy at ponderosa today doing the same thing.

I was beautiful. No?

 

[Lao Tzu]

I was beautiful. No?

Oh yeah. the way you gulped down 44 oz of Mt. Dew had me jacking it under my napkin. I could barely concentrate enough to eat my plate of cubed ham and cheese.

 

[strangebrew]

eat my plate of cubed ham and cheese.

pillow biter

 

[WarriorPL]

whenever i order steaks, i tell them to make it the rarest they legally can.

 

[Mike_Rojas]

I don't know why some places even ask how you want the steak done... I ordered a rare steak at Black Angus and it was cooked to death.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

I always get my chicken raw. Then I chew it open mouthed and tell people around me that I know their mother's maiden names.