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O.k. Saturday night I'm hanging out at my friends apt where he and his 2 roomates are BBQ'g, have tons of alcohol, and ppl are hanging out to enjoy the weather outside. So after some hours of drinking, we start playing poker. This girl I just met is sitting across from me and I'm totally firting with her. Totally my type too, petite brunette and tan. Only thing is she came with this real dork. She's only his "friend". The kid she came with tried to make it a point that she's "prude". He was setting up the cockblock instantly.
Well, I go outside to get some fresh air because I was totally losing in poker. So she follows to have a smoke. We start small talk and are having a good time. So I say " I think I'm going to make another drink. You want one?" She's like "Let's just do straight shots of Vodka."
Perfect.
So we go into the kitchen and start drinking. Now we start get all touchy, she's hugging me and we're blasted. Our hands were all over each other. So I asked her what's the deal with the kid she came with, cuz I want to know from her. She starts laffing and says, "Justin!? Absolutely nothing. He's a pussy." Then right as soon as she says, "He's got no balls." He walks in the kitchen. Booom. He was trying to check up on us and walks into the worst insult a girl can say about a guy. So he walks out after grabbing a beer.
I needed a quick breather so I excuse myself and say I have to the bathroom. She follows behind me and says," Wait, I have to go too." So I just pause. Then I say, "Well, let's both go in. No one will care." We walk in and lock the door. It's nothing new to me. Most clubs in NYC have unisex bathrooms.
I'm splashing water on my face as she's sitting down. As she gets up I compliment her on her body and made a comment about her ass that made her laugh. Then it went into full throttle porno mode. I just pulled her into me and we started kissing, rubbing, etc. I start lightly fingering her and rubbing her tits. Great ones too. Like 34c's. So, I start kissing her legs and start going down on her. we were atackking eath other like animals. For the guys reading this, she had a trimmed landing strip with the softest patch. It was like a bed of roses. Dark tan with a tight little ass and legs. I was very impressed. Then she pulls me up, unzips my pants and goes down on me. Since I'm on a cycle right now, I think I got a D-Bol pump in my dick because the thing felt like it was stretching. It was like a deli bologna. I thought I was going to fall over since I was so drunk and she was so god damn horny. After some time goes by, we get dressed, have a quick smile and we exchange numbers and walk out nonchalantly with kool-aid smiles. It was a great time. It happened out of the blue and was totally kinky.
We don't know how much time went by, but when we got out, the whole party was looking at us. I knew why, but I didn't know the other half. The kid she came with must've tried to get a kiss out of her for god knows how long, because he was pissed that I met this girl 2 hours ago and I'm in the bathroom getting play. He goes up to her in front of everyone and tells her he's leaving and she can stay there and get a ride or leave with him, in a pissy manner (of course). She was asking why, and wanted to stay, then she left. He was such a bitch. I would've liked for her stay and come home with me, but she really didn't know any1 there and It was like 4am.
Anyway, I feel bad for her because he made a fkn scene and she probably won't hang out there because I'm sure he made her feel like trash. Some girls are sensitive about what ppl know or think, and she was a cool chick. I know this kid was a dick to her afterwards. I can care less about the dude because she obviously had zero interest in him, and he's a douche. But I know it's not cool messing with the girl some guy brought along. It's almost a date.
My friends roomates felt all bad for the kid, and I got the sense that I was the bad guy. But, it just happened and she obviously liked me. So, why do feel bad about it? Am I thinking about it too much. Or what?
Well, I go outside to get some fresh air because I was totally losing in poker. So she follows to have a smoke. We start small talk and are having a good time. So I say " I think I'm going to make another drink. You want one?" She's like "Let's just do straight shots of Vodka."
Perfect.So we go into the kitchen and start drinking. Now we start get all touchy, she's hugging me and we're blasted. Our hands were all over each other. So I asked her what's the deal with the kid she came with, cuz I want to know from her. She starts laffing and says, "Justin!? Absolutely nothing. He's a pussy." Then right as soon as she says, "He's got no balls." He walks in the kitchen. Booom. He was trying to check up on us and walks into the worst insult a girl can say about a guy. So he walks out after grabbing a beer.
I needed a quick breather so I excuse myself and say I have to the bathroom. She follows behind me and says," Wait, I have to go too." So I just pause. Then I say, "Well, let's both go in. No one will care." We walk in and lock the door. It's nothing new to me. Most clubs in NYC have unisex bathrooms.
I'm splashing water on my face as she's sitting down. As she gets up I compliment her on her body and made a comment about her ass that made her laugh. Then it went into full throttle porno mode. I just pulled her into me and we started kissing, rubbing, etc. I start lightly fingering her and rubbing her tits. Great ones too. Like 34c's. So, I start kissing her legs and start going down on her. we were atackking eath other like animals. For the guys reading this, she had a trimmed landing strip with the softest patch. It was like a bed of roses. Dark tan with a tight little ass and legs. I was very impressed. Then she pulls me up, unzips my pants and goes down on me. Since I'm on a cycle right now, I think I got a D-Bol pump in my dick because the thing felt like it was stretching. It was like a deli bologna. I thought I was going to fall over since I was so drunk and she was so god damn horny. After some time goes by, we get dressed, have a quick smile and we exchange numbers and walk out nonchalantly with kool-aid smiles. It was a great time. It happened out of the blue and was totally kinky.
We don't know how much time went by, but when we got out, the whole party was looking at us. I knew why, but I didn't know the other half. The kid she came with must've tried to get a kiss out of her for god knows how long, because he was pissed that I met this girl 2 hours ago and I'm in the bathroom getting play. He goes up to her in front of everyone and tells her he's leaving and she can stay there and get a ride or leave with him, in a pissy manner (of course). She was asking why, and wanted to stay, then she left. He was such a bitch. I would've liked for her stay and come home with me, but she really didn't know any1 there and It was like 4am.
Anyway, I feel bad for her because he made a fkn scene and she probably won't hang out there because I'm sure he made her feel like trash. Some girls are sensitive about what ppl know or think, and she was a cool chick. I know this kid was a dick to her afterwards. I can care less about the dude because she obviously had zero interest in him, and he's a douche. But I know it's not cool messing with the girl some guy brought along. It's almost a date.
My friends roomates felt all bad for the kid, and I got the sense that I was the bad guy. But, it just happened and she obviously liked me. So, why do feel bad about it? Am I thinking about it too much. Or what?
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