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I got poison ivy on my cawk

pdaddyII

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I've been itching my dick all day. My wife asked if I wanted some Benadryl cream for it but I told her there was no way we had enough. I was clearing out some shit in woods behind our house and got it on my forehead and my arm. Cool story FML
 
Cool story bro
 
lmao, been there, done that. Camping, gathering up firewood, got into it.

Rubbed my face and then went and took a piss. The next 3-4 weeks was NOT koo..... I was finding little spots of that shit all over.

My bud told me to get a prednisone script if possible (he climbed a tree that night to put up a tarp and got poison oak) but I don't have a doc that will call that in for me, so it was cortizone cream.

Your wife is a doc right? Or you at least have to have a hook for a script like prednisone...
 
I got it across my forehead and now it's just starting to pop up everywhere. My wife would write for prednisone but that would make me a pussy.
 
pdaddyII said:
I got it across my forehead and now it's just starting to pop up everywhere. My wife would write for prednisone but that would make me a pussy.
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lol....I'd rather have a script of pred than giving up sex cuz my wife wouldn't touch poison ivy dick. Jerk off and inflame the shit outta it. Trust me :) Get the script and get it over with ASAP.
 
I got bit by some bug on my ankle that has caused a demon itch that will not go away (not a mosquito, I don't get a reaction to mosquito bites) and it has persisted over a week now....itching is worse at night for some reason? It looks like a chigger bite, but they usually prefer humid climates, so I dunno.

Anyway, as far as anti itch goes, calamine lotion really actually helps. I've never had a bug bite itch so badly that it interrupted my sleep before, but once I started putting calamine lotion on it, the itching has been almost non existent. Not a placebo either, I've always associated calamine with poison ivy/oak and I tried it as a last resort to end my misery, but I didn't think it would actually help.
 
nefertiti said:
I got bit by some bug on my ankle that has caused a demon itch that will not go away (not a mosquito, I don't get a reaction to mosquito bites) and it has persisted over a week now....itching is worse at night for some reason? It looks like a chigger bite, but they usually prefer humid climates, so I dunno.

Anyway, as far as anti itch goes, calamine lotion really actually helps. I've never had a bug bite itch so badly that it interrupted my sleep before, but once I started putting calamine lotion on it, the itching has been almost non existent. Not a placebo either, I've always associated calamine with poison ivy/oak and I tried it as a last resort to end my misery, but I didn't think it would actually help.
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Were you bit in San Diego or in Nam?
 
WoodyO said:
Were you bit in San Diego or in Nam?
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Definitely in the SD area whenever the Satan of itch bit me.

I think I was a kid the last time I had any sort of bump or itch from a bug bite, so I'm assuming it's some kinda west coast/desert climate bug my body just never built immunity to. Or a chigger.
 
wootoom said:
i was packing too much ask her you slimy fuck
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Yeah I hear that a lot, women leaving men cause they were packing too much. Happens so often it's just cliché at this point. Sorry that happened that to you.








































bwwwwaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaomgfckmesidewayehaahahahahahahahahahahahroflahahahahahahah :lmao:
 
c'mon now hands off the Calgarian. He has to watch his team drive up the 2 next year and politely ask the Oilers if they could play some home games at Rexall. :biggrin:
 
RubioTheCruel said:
c'mon now hands off the Calgarian. He has to watch his team drive up the 2 next year and politely ask the Oilers if they could play some home games at Rexall. :biggrin:
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what happened to this place that posts like this get bombed? This used to be the reason I came here to see quality humorous trolls like this. Fuck me there is so much quality on so many levels here, this troll is worthy of HT who in my humble opinion was the funniest ckcsucker that was ever here. Fuck what happened to this place?

edit: I actually had to google this troll it was so good. Fuck this is some good intra-Canadian smack right here. It truly deserves a standing ovation. You really are a Russian transplant huh woot?
 
Got a problem with that? Wanna have a pic off with me also? I know one thing. Against me, you would lose
 
redsamurai said:
what happened to this place that posts like this get bombed? This used to be the reason I came here to see quality humorous trolls like this. Fuck me there is so much quality on so many levels here, this troll is worthy of HT who in my humble opinion was the funniest ckcsucker that was ever here. Fuck what happened to this place?

edit: I actually had to google this troll it was so good. Fuck this is some good intra-Canadian smack right here. It truly deserves a standing ovation. You really are a Russian transplant huh woot?
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you bring my fucking ex into this, you have just accomplished to piss me off...you bring my personal life into a thread again and ill ban your faggot broke ass
 
Rnchscam don't be a poosie, tell him again how his divorce was because of a smallturkishdick

I dare you.
 
RubioTheCruel said:
No idea how to do that Calgary. Btw, you been down to the saddledome with some bailing buckets yet?
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Please don't tell us you're in edmonton? And seriously man...the flooding is terrible. I get the whole flames/ oilers thing but have a little decency
 
hold on a second here mate. You can dish out but you can't take at all can you? If you troll someone why are you acting butthurt when they take a swing back?
 
I don't bring your personal life into EF you fat fucking low life piece of shit. Every time you use the word mate I will fucking bomb you, oh wait I'm doing that anyways
 
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