I double teamed a girl

[muscelove]

I bring this pig home from the bar, my friend has previously hosed her down. Hes also at the house. I get right to business and take her in the bedroom. Shes blowin me and the door opens and he comes naked with a condom and just starts bangin her doggy style. Shes still blowin me. Im laughing so hard im moaning tryin to cover it up. Hes smacking her ass so hard i think he hurt her. WE switch it up and finish up then leave. I felt like a porn star. It wasnt a very good sexual experiance more funny than anything else.

 

[Longhorn85]

I bring this pig home from the bar ...

...WE switch it up and finish up then leave.

So you and your friend left this strange girl at your own house?

 

[dullboy]

So you and your friend left this strange girl at your own house?

good sleuthing skills...!

lol!

 

[Gymgurl]

Laughing but moaning at the same time to cover it up....I would be like wtf and bite you

 

[stilleto]

I bring this pig home from the bar, my friend has previously hosed her down. Hes also at the house. I get right to business and take her in the bedroom. Shes blowin me and the door opens and he comes naked with a condom and just starts bangin her doggy style. Shes still blowin me. Im laughing so hard im moaning tryin to cover it up. Hes smacking her ass so hard i think he hurt her. WE switch it up and finish up then leave. I felt like a porn star. It wasnt a very good sexual experiance more funny than anything else.

your friend was already at your house while you're out at a bar?
this story has more holes in it than hooters.

 

[Gymgurl]

Lololol

 

[Devastation]

your friend was already at your house while you're out at a bar?
this story has more holes in it than hooters.

i wish someone would plug your hole

 

[stilleto]

i wish someone would plug your hole

aww, thanks. I wish the same for you too.

 

[SoKlueles]

lol
i think i read that in a book

 

[sre30]

I bring this pig home from the bar

my friend has previously hosed her down.
Shes blowin me and the door opens and he comes naked with a condom and just starts bangin her doggy style.

WE switch it up and finish up then leave.

So you brought the local fat slut home and got sloppy seconds?

 

[Gymgurl]

Her PIEhole

 

[jay1]

I did the same thing when I was 18. Me and my cousin were high fivin each other.

 

[blut wump]

You really need to work on your game, bro. I only have one major rule: humans only. Farmyard animals are right out, hosed down or otherwise.

 

[foxxie]

Okay good to know that you fuck a PIG then share it with your Homo partner. ~Vomit~

 

[bigmann245]

lol
i think i read that in a book

i read that same book.... love the stories

 

[muscelove]

foxie ur just jealous it wasnt you.....We live in the same house which is why he was home. Any more questions?

 

[Longhorn85]

foxie ur just jealous it wasnt you.....We live in the same house which is why he was home. Any more questions?

yeah, why did you and your roommate leave your own house after tapping the skank?

Was she the cleaning lady too?

 

[BUBBLES]

aww, thanks. I wish the same for you too.

good comeback

 

[foxxie]

foxie ur just jealous it wasnt you.....We live in the same house which is why he was home. Any more questions?

No, not jealous but Extremely Disgusted.

 

[EnderJE]

Good for you.

 

[Deterass]

I've done that a few times back in the day.

 

[rnch]

my best friend/broly/partner in higher acts of stupidity did that a couple of times. his (at the time) wife would go outta town on business and he and i would get stupid.

it seemed a good idea at the time..........heh heh

we always pushed the biatch out of the back door (with cab fare) before dawn and before we sobered up.

 

[HiDnGoD]

I did the same thing when I was 18. Me and my cousin were high fivin each other.

How did the other guy like that?

 

[HiDnGoD]

No, not jealous but Extremely Disgusted.

Wait'll you're older & your sexual horizons expand. It's aaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllll good, as long as everyone has fun, & no-one gets hurt.

 

[Gymgurl]

No, not jealous but Extremely Disgusted.

Its all good....as long as everyone agrees