I dare anyone to try and have a worse day than the one I'm working on

[nefertiti]

It's not even something huge and monumental. Just a bunch of small stupid shit that is piling and piling and I'm about ready to snap.

First I can't find my damn keys (house and car). They are NOWHERE. I have torn my house apart and put it back together looking for them. Several hours yesterday, several hours this morning. Finally I have no time to wait for them to show up anymore because I have things to do.

Call a friend to drive me to the dealership to get a replacement. While I wait for her to show up, I get a splinter in the arch of my foot, and the tip of it is lodged deep enough that I can't get it out, and can hardly walk.

Get replacements (100+ dollars, awesome), drive car back to get remote programmed. Get stuck behind every granny and soccer mom "I break when there are no cars in front of me" minivan in the state of Virginia.

While waiting for car service to be done, get hit in the parking lot. Not my car, my body. Hit by a car. (I'm ok, save a couple bruises)

Go to home depot and get house keys replaced. On my way home get stuck behind every other granny and soccer mom in a minivan that hadn't been on the road before. Hit red at every stoplight on the way back, or so it felt.

Stop in 7 eleven to get a soda, soda sprays all over my white tank top.

Come back to find out that the fire department has broken down my door because my neighbors smelled gas and for some reason deducted that it was coming from my house even though I have electric appliances, along with just about every other townhouse in my area as they are all less than five years old.

So now I'm sitting here waiting for a locksmith to come and fix my damn door and give me an entirely new set of keys. I think I'll just stay in bed the rest of the day lest a higher power have anything more planned for me. I give up.

 

[reno240]

It's not even something huge and monumental. Just a bunch of small stupid shit that is piling and piling and I'm about ready to snap.

First I can't find my damn keys (house and car). They are NOWHERE. I have torn my house apart and put it back together looking for them. Several hours yesterday, several hours this morning. Finally I have no time to wait for them to show up anymore because I have things to do.

Call a friend to drive me to the dealership to get a replacement. While I wait for her to show up, I get a splinter in the arch of my foot, and the tip of it is lodged deep enough that I can't get it out, and can hardly walk.

Get replacements (100+ dollars, awesome), drive car back to get remote programmed. Get stuck behind every granny and soccer mom "I break when there are no cars in front of me" minivan in the state of Virginia.

While waiting for car service to be done, get hit in the parking lot. Not my car, my body. Hit by a car. (I'm ok, save a couple bruises)

Go to home depot and get house keys replaced. On my way home get stuck behind every other granny and soccer mom in a minivan that hadn't been on the road before. Hit red at every stoplight on the way back, or so it felt.

Stop in 7 eleven to get a soda, soda sprays all over my white tank top.

Come back to find out that the fire department has broken down my door because my neighbors smelled gas and for some reason deducted that it was coming from my house even though I have electric appliances, along with just about every other townhouse in my area as they are all less than five years old.

So now I'm sitting here waiting for a locksmith to come and fix my damn door and give me an entirely new set of keys. I think I'll just stay in bed the rest of the day lest a higher power have anything more planned for me. I give up.

Shit - I hate days like this - you just want give up - spark a 'J' and go to sleep until tomorrow.

 

[nefertiti]

Shit - I hate days like this - you just want give up - spark a 'J' and go to sleep until tomorrow.

Something like that. I wasn't in a good mood to start with. I think even the smallest thing going wrong at this point could make me cry. I mean, gimme a freaking break!!!

 

[cindylou]

holy crap



that is a bad day

Hope it gets better sweetie!!! Sometimes I think its best to just fall asleep and start over the next day

 

[blueta2]

Bad days can only be solved with shoe shopping. You must leave now and go buy at least 3 pairs of shoes......... ;-)

 

[alien amp pharm]

Stop in 7 eleven to get a soda, soda sprays all over my white tank top.

HAWT!

 

[yonkers weights]

Hey you.
How are you?
Touch base tomorrow.
Trip to NY?
Check out pics from the honeymoon in another thread.

It's not even something huge and monumental. Just a bunch of small stupid shit that is piling and piling and I'm about ready to snap.

First I can't find my damn keys (house and car). They are NOWHERE. I have torn my house apart and put it back together looking for them. Several hours yesterday, several hours this morning. Finally I have no time to wait for them to show up anymore because I have things to do.

Call a friend to drive me to the dealership to get a replacement. While I wait for her to show up, I get a splinter in the arch of my foot, and the tip of it is lodged deep enough that I can't get it out, and can hardly walk.

Get replacements (100+ dollars, awesome), drive car back to get remote programmed. Get stuck behind every granny and soccer mom "I break when there are no cars in front of me" minivan in the state of Virginia.

While waiting for car service to be done, get hit in the parking lot. Not my car, my body. Hit by a car. (I'm ok, save a couple bruises)

Go to home depot and get house keys replaced. On my way home get stuck behind every other granny and soccer mom in a minivan that hadn't been on the road before. Hit red at every stoplight on the way back, or so it felt.

Stop in 7 eleven to get a soda, soda sprays all over my white tank top.

Come back to find out that the fire department has broken down my door because my neighbors smelled gas and for some reason deducted that it was coming from my house even though I have electric appliances, along with just about every other townhouse in my area as they are all less than five years old.

So now I'm sitting here waiting for a locksmith to come and fix my damn door and give me an entirely new set of keys. I think I'll just stay in bed the rest of the day lest a higher power have anything more planned for me. I give up.

 

[nefertiti]

Bad days can only be solved with shoe shopping. You must leave now and go buy at least 3 pairs of shoes......... ;-)

Trust me, I'm tempted, but it's getting to that time of day that you couldn't pay me to get back on the roads around here. If I try and deal with rush hour I'm liable to start playing bumper cars on the highway lol.

 

[digimon7068]

my uncle was happily be-bopping through retirement, had a nagging pain in his back. . .just a dull ache. . .a discomfort if you will. . .went to the doctor last week and found out he has cancer. . .everywhere. . .it's strange because he looks and acts fine but he probably won't see labor day. . .

 

[jackangel]

i'll cry for you, save those tears. tomorrow will almost certainly be much better, perhaps even far out or way cool or super awesome. i sound like an idiot. breathe deep and take it easy. dance on double diamonds.

 

[nefertiti]

my uncle was happily be-bopping through retirement, had a nagging pain in his back. . .just a dull ache. . .a discomfort if you will. . .went to the doctor last week and found out he has cancer. . .everywhere. . .it's strange because he looks and acts fine but he probably won't see labor day. . .

Cancer is terrible. I've seen it do that to too many people. Calling that a "bad day" doesn't even do it justice.

 

[blueta2]

Trust me, I'm tempted, but it's getting to that time of day that you couldn't pay me to get back on the roads around here. If I try and deal with rush hour I'm liable to start playing bumper cars on the highway lol.

Oh I hear ya.....I sit in dreaded traffic twice a day. Ok what you need to do is get wine, put flip flps on and go sit outside and make fun of your neighbors.....hurrry, go quick!

 

[cindylou]

my uncle was happily be-bopping through retirement, had a nagging pain in his back. . .just a dull ache. . .a discomfort if you will. . .went to the doctor last week and found out he has cancer. . .everywhere. . .it's strange because he looks and acts fine but he probably won't see labor day. . .

omg



what kind of cancer?

 

[jh1]

Dang. That's some series of events.

 

[reno240]

Oh I hear ya.....I sit in dreaded traffic twice a day. Ok what you need to do is get wine, put flip flps on and go sit outside and make fun of your neighbors.....hurrry, go quick!

OR - you could hit the pipe... Oh yeah - that helps better than wine.

 

[nefertiti]

Oh I hear ya.....I sit in dreaded traffic twice a day. Ok what you need to do is get wine, put flip flps on and go sit outside and make fun of your neighbors.....hurrry, go quick!

Now this sounds appealing. Should i risk it and try and grill a steak, too?

 

[reno240]

Now this sounds appealing. Should i risk it and try and grill a steak, too?

NO!! - are you crazy - not after a day like today - just order a pizza.

 

[blueta2]

Now this sounds appealing. Should i risk it and try and grill a steak, too?

You got to pamper yourself in ANY way possible. This is the only way to bow off a bad day. Wait, maybe the BBQ will blow up. Maybe order a pizza

 

[digimon7068]

omg



what kind of cancer?

biopsy isn't back yet but apparently it's something very aggressive. . .i think the doc is just waiting on the biopsy results so that he can determine what type of pain management will be most appropriate. . .not much hope. . .damn shame. . .very good dewd. . .

life is a sexually-transmitted terminal disease. . .we're all dying. . .some of us are just doing it a little faster than others. . .

 

[nefertiti]

Pizza it is!!

digi....so sorry to hear about that...like I said...cancer is just a cruel cruel thing.

 

[jackangel]

i've been feeling off for the last 1-2 weeks. shit, i've got cancer all over.



i need a gun, brb.

 

[jnevin]

Damn nefertitties. At least you're getting all this crap out in one day, or something.

 

[blueta2]

biopsy isn't back yet but apparently it's something very aggressive. . .i think the doc is just waiting on the biopsy results so that he can determine what type of pain management will be most appropriate. . .not much hope. . .damn shame. . .very good dewd. . .

life is a sexually-transmitted terminal disease. . .we're all dying. . .some of us are just doing it a little faster than others. . .

My best friends Mom is 75. Cancer in her colon, kidney and liver. Given 3 months to live. That was a yr ago. She is in full remission. It's never over until it's over!
Keep good thoughts going

 

[cindylou]

omg stuff like that makes me want to go see a doc for everything.

Thats so awful to hear

 

[jerkbox]

i'm having a pretty shitty day too.....i totally caved and ate some doritos, when I shouldn't have. and the unsweetended iced tea at WaWa was empty. fuckin a.

 

[digimon7068]

i've been jerking off for the last 1-2 weeks.

 

[jnevin]

i'm having a pretty shitty day too.....i totally caved and ate some doritos, when I shouldn't have. and the unsweetended iced tea at WaWa was empty. fuckin a.

Dood!! I miss WaWa. Those hoagies are clutch when you're wasted at 2:00 a.m.

 

[blueta2]

i'm having a pretty shitty day too.....i totally caved and ate some doritos, when I shouldn't have. and the unsweetended iced tea at WaWa was empty. fuckin a.

10 lashes with the whip for u!
I bought choc chips cookies Sat and since have had about 10. And I finally went to the gym today after 3 weeks and not working out at all, so don't feel bad......

 

[jerkbox]

Dood!! I miss WaWa. Those hoagies are clutch when you're wasted at 2:00 a.m.

yeah dude....i ate one today.

and soft pretzels....i live on them shits.

 

[calveless wonder]

holy fuck LOL........you can't even make that shit up. did you run over a kitten or something in a past life?

after the 3rd or 4th thing, you have to just start laughing at a certain point.

that's like the cluster fuck black cloud of death.

it could be worse....you could be like my friend julie where 50% of what you described is an everyday occurence. i call her the black cloud all the time

 

[nefertiti]

Maybe I should just go get a salad or something.

I don't need to deal with junk food guilt too.

 

[jnevin]

yeah dude....i ate one today.

and soft pretzels....i live on them shits.

We never have good soft pretzels out here. Everyone eats fucking scones. The fuck's a scone? i still haven't had one. Oh, and corn dogs. Those things are everywhere. Never in myy life will I try one of those.

 

[digimon7068]

i'm having a pretty shitty day too.....i totally caved and ate some doritos, when I shouldn't have. and the unsweetended iced tea at WaWa was empty. fuckin a.

so far today i've had about ten scoops of ON vanilla protien mixed with water, a bag of steam fresh peas with a tablespoon of butter and about a gallon of water. . .oh. . .and a pot of coffee. . .yeah. . .i'm a little hungry. . .

 

[jerkbox]

i hate scones....and corn dogs. blechh

my typical post workout thingy is a protein shake and a philly soft pretzel

 

[nefertiti]

On a positive note, I found out some guy I knew back in college was on some dating show on nbc recently and made himself look like a complete douchenozzle. I got a good laugh out of that.

 

[blueta2]

Maybe I should just go get a salad or something.

I don't need to deal with junk food guilt too.

Oh, didn't you know, when you have a bad day, nothing has calories?!

 

[Ilk]

We never have good soft pretzels out here. Everyone eats fucking scones. The fuck's a scone? i still haven't had one. Oh, and corn dogs. Those things are everywhere. Never in myy life will I try one of those.

they're lovely, But very buttery... An english breakfast, Or tea time snack

Its an English Scone...

Looks like this, Either buy them plain or with raisen..

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=66ku882

 

[jnevin]

i hate scones....and corn dogs. blechh

my typical post workout thingy is a protein shake and a philly soft pretzel

I'm usually a whey/ cassein shake and a half bottle of apple juice.

I'd tear up some pretzels if they were out here.

 

[jerkbox]

so far today i've had about ten scoops of ON vanilla protien mixed with water, a bag of steam fresh peas with a tablespoon of butter and about a gallon of water. . .oh. . .and a pot of coffee. . .yeah. . .i'm a little hungry. . .

and you thought i would give a crap....because....?

 

[Ilk]

they're lovely, But very buttery... An english breakfast, Or tea time snack

Its an English Scone...

Looks like this, Either buy them plain or with raisen..

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=66ku882

Oh and its lovely warm too.... In the oven for 15min and put some jam on it...

 

[digimon7068]

and you thought i would give a crap....because....?

because i'm a pa homey. . .where's the love??

 

[nefertiti]

Oh, didn't you know, when you have a bad day, nothing has calories?!

Good call.

 

[jerkbox]

they're lovely, But very buttery... An english breakfast, Or tea time snack

Its an English Scone...

Looks like this, Either buy them plain or with raisen..

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=66ku882

yuck.


Cornish pasties though.....yum

 

[jnevin]

yuck.


Cornish pasties though.....yum

Pasties? Like what strippers have on their nipples?

 

[nefertiti]

Pasties? Like what strippers have on their nipples?

you beat me to it.

 

[jerkbox]

because i'm a pa homey. . .where's the love??

really?

 

[digimon7068]

really?

hecks yeah. . .grew up about 10 miles from guru. . .

 

[jerkbox]

Pasties? Like what strippers have on their nipples?

you beat me to it.

both of you are uncultured swine

 

[Ilk]

yuck.


Cornish pasties though.....yum

They're really nice.... You have to try it when its freshly made..

Cornish Pasties... Mmm... Cheese and onion one is nice too... Long time since I had one of those!

 

[nefertiti]

both of you are uncultured swine

 

[Bikini Mod]

It's not even something huge and monumental. Just a bunch of small stupid shit that is piling and piling and I'm about ready to snap.

First I can't find my damn keys (house and car). They are NOWHERE. I have torn my house apart and put it back together looking for them. Several hours yesterday, several hours this morning. Finally I have no time to wait for them to show up anymore because I have things to do.

Call a friend to drive me to the dealership to get a replacement. While I wait for her to show up, I get a splinter in the arch of my foot, and the tip of it is lodged deep enough that I can't get it out, and can hardly walk.

Get replacements (100+ dollars, awesome), drive car back to get remote programmed. Get stuck behind every granny and soccer mom "I break when there are no cars in front of me" minivan in the state of Virginia.

While waiting for car service to be done, get hit in the parking lot. Not my car, my body. Hit by a car. (I'm ok, save a couple bruises)

Go to home depot and get house keys replaced. On my way home get stuck behind every other granny and soccer mom in a minivan that hadn't been on the road before. Hit red at every stoplight on the way back, or so it felt.

Stop in 7 eleven to get a soda, soda sprays all over my white tank top.

Come back to find out that the fire department has broken down my door because my neighbors smelled gas and for some reason deducted that it was coming from my house even though I have electric appliances, along with just about every other townhouse in my area as they are all less than five years old.

So now I'm sitting here waiting for a locksmith to come and fix my damn door and give me an entirely new set of keys. I think I'll just stay in bed the rest of the day lest a higher power have anything more planned for me. I give up.

*hug*

 

[velvett]

Can't argue with you there...





To better times..

 

[Raptorex]

wake up to phone calls from the press about dead friends and then I'll agree. Remember how blessed we are every day.

 

[nefertiti]

wake up to phone calls from the press about dead friends and then I'll agree. Remember how blessed we are every day.

I'm obviously not talking about that kind of thing. As I said to digi, calling that a "bad day" doesn't exactly do it justice. Everyone eventually has a day where just about nothing goes right, and we're all entitled our bitchfest. I've been through some stuff in the last couple of years that would bring most people to their knees, but that's the kind of thing you'll never see me post about on ef. And for the record, I take nothing that's been positive in my life for granted. Nothing.

 

[Raptorex]

Post pics of you with soda sprays all over your white tank top and i'll be happy.

 

[HiDnGoD]

Post pics of you with soda sprays all over your white tank top and i'll be happy.

I diligently read, right to the end, to see if someone was gonna say that. And you beat me to it.

 

[Raptorex]

I diligently read, right to the end, to see if someone was gonna say that. And you beat me to it.

thanks bro, you knew I wouldn't let you down.

 

[covergrl80]

LMAO! Sorry to laugh but I have had many days like this and when I look back on them I just laugh and say "only me"

 

[Megalomaniac]

I don't even need to read this thread to post. The second I woke up I was waaaaaaay ahead of you so really you have only been playing catch up with me. See at the end of the day you get to go to sleep and start fresh in the morning but I just simply start another one like today again.

 

[Scotsman]

It's not even something huge and monumental. Just a bunch of small stupid shit that is piling and piling and I'm about ready to snap.

First I can't find my damn keys (house and car). They are NOWHERE. I have torn my house apart and put it back together looking for them. Several hours yesterday, several hours this morning. Finally I have no time to wait for them to show up anymore because I have things to do.

Call a friend to drive me to the dealership to get a replacement. While I wait for her to show up, I get a splinter in the arch of my foot, and the tip of it is lodged deep enough that I can't get it out, and can hardly walk.

Get replacements (100+ dollars, awesome), drive car back to get remote programmed. Get stuck behind every granny and soccer mom "I break when there are no cars in front of me" minivan in the state of Virginia.

While waiting for car service to be done, get hit in the parking lot. Not my car, my body. Hit by a car. (I'm ok, save a couple bruises)

Go to home depot and get house keys replaced. On my way home get stuck behind every other granny and soccer mom in a minivan that hadn't been on the road before. Hit red at every stoplight on the way back, or so it felt.

Stop in 7 eleven to get a soda, soda sprays all over my white tank top.

Come back to find out that the fire department has broken down my door because my neighbors smelled gas and for some reason deducted that it was coming from my house even though I have electric appliances, along with just about every other townhouse in my area as they are all less than five years old.

So now I'm sitting here waiting for a locksmith to come and fix my damn door and give me an entirely new set of keys. I think I'll just stay in bed the rest of the day lest a higher power have anything more planned for me. I give up.

The final insult of those type of day is usually finding your keys. Hope everything got better for you.

When I have days like that I like to go hit the weights hard, pig out, and sit alone hating the world. Usually cheers me right up.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Sub-Zero]

It's not even something huge and monumental. Just a bunch of small stupid shit that is piling and piling and I'm about ready to snap.

First I can't find my damn keys (house and car). They are NOWHERE. I have torn my house apart and put it back together looking for them. Several hours yesterday, several hours this morning. Finally I have no time to wait for them to show up anymore because I have things to do.

Call a friend to drive me to the dealership to get a replacement. While I wait for her to show up, I get a splinter in the arch of my foot, and the tip of it is lodged deep enough that I can't get it out, and can hardly walk.

Get replacements (100+ dollars, awesome), drive car back to get remote programmed. Get stuck behind every granny and soccer mom "I break when there are no cars in front of me" minivan in the state of Virginia.

While waiting for car service to be done, get hit in the parking lot. Not my car, my body. Hit by a car. (I'm ok, save a couple bruises)

Go to home depot and get house keys replaced. On my way home get stuck behind every other granny and soccer mom in a minivan that hadn't been on the road before. Hit red at every stoplight on the way back, or so it felt.

Stop in 7 eleven to get a soda, soda sprays all over my white tank top.

Come back to find out that the fire department has broken down my door because my neighbors smelled gas and for some reason deducted that it was coming from my house even though I have electric appliances, along with just about every other townhouse in my area as they are all less than five years old.

So now I'm sitting here waiting for a locksmith to come and fix my damn door and give me an entirely new set of keys. I think I'll just stay in bed the rest of the day lest a higher power have anything more planned for me. I give up.

lmao, sorry but that is fucking funny.

sounds like something that would only happen in the movies...

hit by a car?? glad ur okay

 

[Sub-Zero]

my uncle was happily be-bopping through retirement, had a nagging pain in his back. . .just a dull ache. . .a discomfort if you will. . .went to the doctor last week and found out he has cancer. . .everywhere. . .it's strange because he looks and acts fine but he probably won't see labor day. . .

wow dude, its your responsability to get that man every illegal drug hes ever wanted to try/do again.

 

[Faizakafez]

i shaved my legs and my pants are making my legs itchy if that helps

 

[nefertiti]

lmao, sorry but that is fucking funny.

sounds like something that would only happen in the movies...

hit by a car?? glad ur okay

You know what? A day later, looking back, it really is hilarious. I reread my post and I am cracking up right now. For some reason the soda spraying all over my shirt is the high comical point of my memories yesterday. Like of COURSE I'd get the one that fell an hour beforehand or something. Scots - I was totally expecting that to happen but it didn't. I think I would have cried lol.

 

[Scotsman]

You know what? A day later, looking back, it really is hilarious. I reread my post and I am cracking up right now. For some reason the soda spraying all over my shirt is the high comical point of my memories yesterday. Like of COURSE I'd get the one that fell an hour beforehand or something. Scots - I was totally expecting that to happen but it didn't. I think I would have cried lol.

I wouldn't have blamed you at all.LOL

Sometimes you just have to look back and laugh.

Cheers,
Scotsman