I can't have sex or masturbate for 6 weeks

[gorillahung]

If you didn't read my post about pain killers, I'll give you the quick story. At baseball practice I got hit in the testicles with a fastball thrown at about 90 miles per hour. I was not even wearing a cup. The ER doc said not to even try sex or masturbation for at least 6 weeks. Right now my testicles are so swollen that my penis has seemingly disappeared, as if my scrotum is a black hole that swallowed my penis. Not good.

 

[captainahole]

Are you married. If so watch she'll be cheating on you.

 

[gorillahung]

Are you married. If so watch she'll be cheating on you.

I'm single so that's not a problem. However the highlight of my day is the few minutes I spend wanking off.

 

[Rachel...lol]

dude that totally sucks. And where the fuck are you throwing around balls that they're flying at 90mph?

 

[gorillahung]

dude that totally sucks. And where the fuck are you throwing around balls that they're flying at 90mph?

There are these places called baseball fields. It looks like I'm going to miss the first few games of the season.

 

[Rachel...lol]

well thank you - I know it's a baseball field, that's just a pretty darn fast ball. I don't know anything about you and didn't look at your profile so don't know if you're playing college ball? high school ball? co-ed softball, minor leagues, etc. Guess that's what I was askin. Anyway, sorry to hear about it

 

[KD1]

Yeah that happened to a kid in my HS. His balls were like grapefruit sized supposedly.

 

[nangiggles]

so now ur really gorilla hung? just stay away from hot neighbour and u'll be fine

 

[gorillahung]

well thank you - I know it's a baseball field, that's just a pretty darn fast ball. I don't know anything about you and didn't look at your profile so don't know if you're playing college ball? high school ball? co-ed softball, minor leagues, etc. Guess that's what I was askin. Anyway, sorry to hear about it

OK, I understand the question now. I play in a men's recreational league for ages 25 and up. We have a lot of different skill levels. The pitcher that was throwing 90 played class A professional ball.

In the future I'm going to adjust my batting stance so that area is not as exposed.

 

[mustang_00]

OK, I understand the question now. I play in a men's recreational league for ages 25 and up. We have a lot of different skill levels. The pitcher that was throwing 90 played class A professional ball.

In the future I'm going to adjust my batting stance so that area is not as exposed.

so you're gonna take it in the back?