How to impress a woman/man

[Imnotdutch]

I dont know if this is right place to post it.....but I thought it was funny.


> HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her,
respect her,
honor her,
cuddle her,
kiss her, caress her,
love her, stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
hold her,
go to the ends of the Earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked.
Bring food.

 

[Bikini Mod]

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Trust me though, Dutch as we get a bit more experienced we become NEARLY as easy to please.........ok, MAYBE NOT!!!

HAHAHHAehheehoeheohaohaoheohahhahaaa

 

[big4life]

I dont know if this is right place to post it.....but I thought it was funny.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked.
Bring food.

She can just show up naked we don't
need food.

 

[Hotdad]

Too Funny! Too True!

 

[Murman]

Ya skip the food and bring a girlfriend with her

 

[Imnotdutch]

BM,
I hope they don't get too easy to please.....that could get kinda boring. I like all that other stuff......just dont tell anybody I said that

And why does everybody want to skip the food?? Nobody said you had to eat it the conventional way.....

HAHAHHEHEHEHAHAHEHAEAOAHEOHAOHAHHAHAAHAHahaaa!!!!

Trust me though, Dutch as we get a bit more experienced we become NEARLY as easy to please.........ok, MAYBE NOT!!!

HAHAHHAehheehoeheohaohaoheohahhahaaa

 

[Hotdad]

Good point dutch...whipping creme etc...

 

[big4life]

And why does everybody want to skip the food?? Nobody said you had to eat it the conventional way....

OK, she can bring the food... might make it more
interesting. With the right woman I'm pretty sure I
can find something to nibble on, without food.

 

[TN MuscleBear]

I laughed out loud in my office on this one!! So true, so true.