How To Get Laid 101

[Jonathan's Syringes]

It is rather simple if you just try.

First, go to kazaa or morpheus an download stuff from Ross Jeffries (especially Tape 1, Side 1).

Then remember this line from Ross. "I do not get rejected, I only discover if a woman has good taste."

Finally, go up to every woman that tickles your fancy and start a friendly conversation. If she takes the bait, run with it. If she doesn't then remember that there are 1 million reasons why she wasn't interested and it probably had nothing to do with you.

Then move on to another one because the facts are that 2 out of every 10 women will not be interested. Use the experience from the uninterested 8 out of 10 to build a base of knowledge that will help you in the future. Each one is a learning experience.

Good luck, men...

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

A wad of hundreds works well for me!

 

[FarBeyondDriven]

It is statistically proven that if you keep asking eventually one will say yes. The only problem with the statistics is how far down the scale do you have to go to get the yes.

 

[Benzi]

I just say, "Hey, is that cum in your hair? Let's fuck"

It's never failed

 

[no comment]

It is statistically proven that if you keep asking eventually one will say yes. The only problem with the statistics is how far down the scale do you have to go to get the yes.

 

[WODIN]

FBD is correct I proved it one night in a club by going around to every girl from the door inward and asking "Want to go fuck?"

I got hit.

I got slapped.

I got smiles.

Eventually this big tittied cute brunette just said. Sure I could use a good fuckin! Boom!

 

[FarBeyondDriven]

FBD is correct I proved it one night in a club by going around to every girl from the door inward and asking "Want to go fuck?"

I got hit.

I got slapped.

I got smiles.

Eventually this big tittied cute brunette just said. Sure I could use a good fuckin! Boom!

It is a proven fact. Especially in clubs, why do chicks go there in the first place? It's just finding that special one at the right time that doesn't want to screw around with the formalities

 

[jeep310]

A wad of hundreds works well for me!

baaaa hahhahahahha

 

[Bodhidogma]

FBD is correct I proved it one night in a club by going around to every girl from the door inward and asking "Want to go fuck?"

I got hit.

I got slapped.

I got smiles.

Eventually this big tittied cute brunette just said. Sure I could use a good fuckin! Boom!

that shit really happens??? well done!

 

[Estranged]

a few classics that either work or get laughs:

Nice shoes girly, wanna fuck?

(look down at cock) Look love, i aint gonna suck itself!