How should I go about asking my wife for a woman on the side?

[gonelifting]

It would be just a one time thing, that`s it. Just have sex with another woman and never see her again and never even talk about it or ever bring it up again.

My wife definately would not go for it, but if I play it right, who knows... I know I should start out the conversation by saying how much I love her and stuff and gradually start hinting about another woman. or Maybe I should just say it outright and simple enough to get my point across.

Any ideas? This will NOT be a 3-some or anything like that. Just sex for one night with another woman.PERIOD.

Thanks bros. Also, should I ask on a certain day of the week? A holiday? When we`re out to dinner? Any good suggestions would be great.

 

[i-Supplements]

Honestly, it is probably just a bad idea. I'll give you props though for at least wanting to discuss it with your wife rather than just cheating on her.

 

[havoc]

I bring the element H with the two so you owe what's coming when I'm raining on your new parade.

NON-PLATINUM MEMBER

 

[DIVISION]

Swervin'....

It would be just a one time thing, that`s it. Just have sex with another woman and never see her again and never even talk about it or ever bring it up again.

My wife definately would not go for it, but if I play it right, who knows... I know I should start out the conversation by saying how much I love her and stuff and gradually start hinting about another woman. or Maybe I should just say it outright and simple enough to get my point across.

Any ideas? This will NOT be a 3-some or anything like that. Just sex for one night with another woman.PERIOD.

Thanks bros. Also, should I ask on a certain day of the week? A holiday? When we`re out to dinner? Any good suggestions would be great.

I don't think it matters when you bring it up. The context of what you say makes all the difference when it comes to you having sex with another woman. I think you gotta come out with it STR8 out, no bullshit. Just tell her that you'd like to have sex with another woman and ask her what she thinks about the idea. Don't pussyfoot around with the shit, just out and tell her you want to and then the ball's in her court. She might tell you to fuck off and like it, or possibly she may value your honesty and let you do it this one time. I for one don't think cheating is the way to go, but honesty is always the best policy, nugga.....

Hope this helps, bro


DIV

 

[bran987]

Thanks bros. Also, should I ask on a certain day of the week? A holiday? When we`re out to dinner? Any good suggestions would be great.

Probably when you're out with your kid at Chuck E Cheese having pizza, playing skee-ball together and your wife is trying to win one of those sylvester the cat stuffed animals you always wanted - like a family - that's when I would ask. Maybe before she or your daughter ask for another 10 bill to go get more tokens, mention it then. People at Chuck E Cheese will do anything for tokens.

 

[i-Supplements]

LOL @ Bran

 

[Subzeero]

Think about how your wife should approach you for a one time thing with another man. Its that easy or hard.

 

[DIVISION]

Think about how your wife should approach you for a one time thing with another man. Its that easy or hard.

Exactly.

If I was married; I for one would never let my wife get dicked down by another guy........it won't happen. So I would expect that she would not let me do same.

Treat others the way you would want to be treated......I think that's appropriate.

DIV

 

[milo hobgoblin]

and is she says "fine then I want another man.. just for sex..." what would you say????

assuming you'd be okay with that.. then she would probably go for it.. assuming she feels secuire with you and yuor relationship..

I dont think there is anythign wrong with it as long as everyone knows and its just about sex..

Does your wife still shwo a lot of iinterest in sex???

 

[gonelifting]

Honestly, it is probably just a bad idea. I'll give you props though for at least wanting to discuss it with your wife rather than just cheating on her.

Bad idea? How can you say that? I would be having sex with another woman and my wife would (if all goes well) approve of it. Everyone goes home happy, end of story.

I`m not taking Bran`s answer seriously re Chuckee Cheese, but I think the rest of you are saying that I just tell her straight out.

The onley thing I`m worried about is, what if it does`nt go well, will our relationship ever be the same? What if she flips out on me for even asking? She might just do that, so I`m thinking the chick I find to do this with better be worth it for one night.

I may be digging myself a hole here.

 

[DIVISION]

Does your wife still shwo a lot of iinterest in sex???

Bingo!~

I think that is the problem in gonelifting's marriage; his wife probably doesn't have much interest in sex anymore......

All it takes is some creativity to keep things groovin'.....

DIV

 

[spongebob]

It would be just a one time thing, that`s it. Just have sex with another woman and never see her again and never even talk about it or ever bring it up again.

My wife definately would not go for it, but if I play it right, who knows... I know I should start out the conversation by saying how much I love her and stuff and gradually start hinting about another woman. or Maybe I should just say it outright and simple enough to get my point across.

Any ideas? This will NOT be a 3-some or anything like that. Just sex for one night with another woman.PERIOD.

Thanks bros. Also, should I ask on a certain day of the week? A holiday? When we`re out to dinner? Any good suggestions would be great.

gonelifting, just by your post im gathering your wife has never mentioned this or seems the type. if this is the case then you have some hard work ahead of you if your interested in accomplishing this. im talking anywhere from 1yr to maybe 3 or 4.

the second point is this, if your wife does not party, say drinking or use recreational drugs, such as white, X, or maybe G, then i believe your chances are slim. not impossible though.

 

[gonelifting]

Nah we have sex as much as possible. It IS harder with a 2 year old around to constantly watch but I have no real complaints other than being tired. We have to take advantage of the opportunities as they`re presented to us, that`s our biggest challenge with sex for us. It`s not the lack of desire but lack of time/quality time and privacy.

One more thing, should this other woman be a total stranger or someone we both know, so my wife can be more secure with it?

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Well if his wife has lost interest in sex.. I doubt she would go for thuis..

Wives seem to think that becayse THEY've lost interest their husband should too.

It amazes me how woman think that putting a ring on a mans finger should basically castrate him..

I have no illusions that whatever woman I marry wil still have interest in other men.. and I FULLY expect her beforehand to understand that she WIL NOT be the last woman I ever sleep with.

If more couples made this clear to each other before they got married there would be a lot mro hapily married couples out there.


Someday peopel will figure out you can be emotionally committed to someone and it doesnt mean you have to be sexually committed.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

...Too much to lose, IMHO.
If you gota do it, do it, and roll the dice.

 

[DIVISION]

The onley thing I`m worried about is, what if it does`nt go well, will our relationship ever be the same? What if she flips out on me for even asking? She might just do that, so I`m thinking the chick I find to do this with better be worth it for one night.

I may be digging myself a hole here.

That's the very thing you are risking by even asking her this, bro. Women are strange like that, once you ask them to cheat you can't really take that back. That's why it's important for you to understand how she'll react. You are married to her, how do you think she will react? If I met her I could tell you, but we don't have that luxury, bro.

Just remember, once you ask you can't turn back and pretend it never happened and yes, she might really feel betrayed by this. It's on you, nugga.


DIV

 

[spongebob]

One more thing, should this other woman be a total stranger or someone we both know, so my wife can be more secure with it?

it can cut both ways. some women will feel more secure if it is a stranger. fucking your wifes friend is a very slippery slope bro. been there, there is alot involved.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Hey gonelifting.. have you ever thought about talkign to your wife about swinging???


Make it about BOTH of you instead of just you..

 

[spongebob]

Well if his wife has lost interest in sex.. I doubt she would go for thuis..

Wives seem to think that becayse THEY've lost interest their husband should too.

It amazes me how woman think that putting a ring on a mans finger should basically castrate him..

I have no illusions that whatever woman I marry wil still have interest in other men.. and I FULLY expect her beforehand to understand that she WIL NOT be the last woman I ever sleep with.

If more couples made this clear to each other before they got married there would be a lot mro hapily married couples out there.


Someday peopel will figure out you can be emotionally committed to someone and it doesnt mean you have to be sexually committed.

you sir are very wise. im glad you have figured it out beforehand so that your not in the least bit unhappy afterwards.

 

[gonelifting]

gonelifting, just by your post im gathering your wife has never mentioned this or seems the type. if this is the case then you have some hard work ahead of you if your interested in accomplishing this. im talking anywhere from 1yr to maybe 3 or 4.

the second point is this, if your wife does not party, say drinking or use recreational drugs, such as white, X, or maybe G, then i believe your chances are slim. not impossible though.

Does`nt use drugs or parties. Just an occassional glass of wine. That gives me an idea, maybe I should buy her a nice bottle of wine and get her a little tipsy for the evening before I ask. hmmm The only problem with that is I have to make sure she keeps her word if she agrees while drunk. How can I do that? Write up a contract or something? lol This IS getting ridiculous. Maybe videotape it with her agreeing.

Also, maybe I should ask her on a night where she declines sex from me and is either too tired or not in the mood... That may push her into saying "alright go ahead, because that would take some burden off me". hmmm I have to play this right. There`s a lot riding on this.

 

[Robert Jan]

marriage sucks

 

[spongebob]

Does`nt use drugs or parties. Just an occassional glass of wine. That gives me an idea, maybe I should buy her a nice bottle of wine and get her a little tipsy for the evening before I ask. hmmm The only problem with that is I have to make sure she keeps her word if she agrees while drunk. How can I do that? Write up a contract or something? lol This IS getting ridiculous. Maybe videotape it with her agreeing.

Also, maybe I should ask her on a night where she declines sex from me and is either too tired or not in the mood... That may push her into saying "alright go ahead, because that would take some burden off me". hmmm I have to play this right. There`s a lot riding on this.

lol, dont be pushy. thats right the only time you should bring it up is when she is tipsy, but dont expect her to own up to it solber. at least not for awhile. be very careful, it takes time.

 

[DIVISION]

Nah we have sex as much as possible. It IS harder with a 2 year old around to constantly watch but I have no real complaints other than being tired. We have to take advantage of the opportunities as they`re presented to us, that`s our biggest challenge with sex for us. It`s not the lack of desire but lack of time/quality time and privacy.

One more thing, should this other woman be a total stranger or someone we both know, so my wife can be more secure with it?

It should be with someone your wife knows and trusts, that way she knows you won't catch any funky diseases, nugga.

I just hope you know what the fuck you are risking by considering this.

Alot could go wrong if she doesn't take this well.

DIV

 

[chewyxrage]

you've got to be kidding

 

[DIVISION]

marriage sucks

HOW the FUCK would YOU know?

You can barely get your dick hard for your girlfriend .......and that's just child's play....

DIV

 

[bran987]

ask at Thanksgiving when your and her parents' come to visit from out of town and you're in the kitchen together slicing the turkey. she won't want to disappoint you around the holidays, or look like she isn't an accomodating wife with your parents around.

 

[hamstershaver]

ask at Thanksgiving when your and her parents' come to visit from out of town and you're in the kitchen together slicing the turkey. she won't want to disappoint you around the holidays, or look like she isn't an accomodating wife with your parents around.

yes always a good idea to ask that when she has a large carving knife in her hand

 

[gonelifting]

About 2 years ago I smiled at this one chick and she does`nt let a week go by without reminding me of it. That`s why I don`t even look at other women anymore. I slept on the couch for a month after that, that`s what`s worrying me about asking her. She really might flip out. She just starts throwing stuff when she gets mad. She`s gotten a LOT stronger since the big weight gain.









Sorry I could`nt help it. This ^^^^^^post is a lie. Just wanted to add humor to the thread. lol

 

[spongebob]

It should be with someone your wife knows and trusts, that way she knows you won't catch any funky diseases, nugga.

I just hope you know what the fuck you are risking by considering this.

Alot could go wrong if she doesn't take this well.

DIV

im not sure about that. alot of factors to consider. women become very competitive and jealous. so you could destroy the friendship. and gonelifting will have to see this friend afterwards and most likely will desire it again.

but the disease part is correct.

 

[DIVISION]

ask at Thanksgiving when your and her parents' come to visit from out of town and you're in the kitchen together slicing the turkey. she won't want to disappoint you around the holidays, or look like she isn't an accomodating wife with your parents around.

Bran......seriously, you're giving him some bad advice, nugga.

Repeat after me: Wax On Wax Off.......

that is all.


DIV

 

[bran987]

Bran......seriously, you're giving him some bad advice, nugga.

Repeat after me: Wax On Wax Off.......

that is all.


DIV

ahh you're right, I don't know what I was thinking.
let me make up for it.
putting a note in her stocking at christmas along with a snicker's bar or some other piece of chocolate she likes would be better.

 

[gonelifting]

What if I just bought a women home one day? Introduce each other and say "hon, can we be alone for a little while?" I`m sure she`ll know what that phrase means. How can I tell her to sleep at her mother`s house though. She may come back like 3-4 hours later...

This is a little harder than I thought it would be.

 

[spongebob]

What if I just bought a women home one day? Introduce each other and say "hon, can we be alone for a little while?" I`m sure she`ll know what that phrase means. How can I tell her to sleep at her mother`s house though. She may come back like 3-4 hours later...

This is a little harder than I thought it would be.

oh hell no, never pick the women out. let your wife pick the women out.

you better stay away from this idea. you have not had sufficient training yet.

 

[Y_lifter]

Ask her for something of a sexual nature that you know she won't be into.
Then give her the puppy eyes like you gotta have this to be complete.
Hint that maybe you can get this thing from a stranger that is a pro and move on.
Ask for it for Christmas

 

[Forge]

marriage sucks

The flip side is... divorce sucks too. GL, keep that in mind when you go to ask her because just simply asking her puts you at risk to find out what divorce is like. Is it worth that?

 

[gonelifting]

oh hell no, never pick the women out. let your wife pick the women out.

you better stay away from this idea. you have not had sufficient training yet.

No way, I want to pick her out myself. If my wife picks her out, what am I gonna tell her? I gotta give her a list of things I like in another woman for a one night stand? That won`t work.

I wanna fuck who I wanna fuck! That`s it.

The couch is`nt that uncomfortable. lol

 

[WODIN]

You have to have the right framing for the proposal. This is the real key to your getting a woman on the side. You have to start banging your wife right and left. I mean every chance you get to bang her do it. Especially if she is all stinky and stuff and doesn't want to do it. Nail her. Just wear here box out.

Once she says stop. I can't take this anymore.

Then you ask for the fuck buddy.

See your position is all setup to get her to agree!

QED.

 

[bran987]

while you're having sex with her one night, accidentally call her by another woman's name; for instance, jennifer.
after she calms down, explain to her that since you were already pretending she was jennifer, it's basically like you've had sex with her anyway.
this should grease the wheels for further discussion nicely.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Bro you are making it a lot harder than it needs to be..

Just make it very clear that you love your wife.. you have no desire to be emotionally committed to anyone else.. you just want a little more variety in your sex life..

Feel her out.. see if she has any interest in a little variety.. if she is open to the idea.. you could be in for some really fun times.

I had it easy my girlfriend is bi. so she saw it as an easy road to get to be with other woman and of course that rare guy she is attracted to..

I just love watching her fuck.. LOL.

Damnit I love being a freak.

 

[gonelifting]

The flip side is... divorce sucks too. GL, keep that in mind when you go to ask her because just simply asking her puts you at risk to find out what divorce is like. Is it worth that?

What if it`s great sex with this other woman? It`s only one night, but it might be that good. I`m planning on using Viagra too. I don`t even need Viagra, that`s how badass I am.

That`s how bad...ass I AM.

 

[DIVISION]

No way, I want to pick her out myself. If my wife picks her out, what am I gonna tell her? I gotta give her a list of things I like in another woman for a one night stand? That won`t work.

I wanna fuck who I wanna fuck! That`s it.

The couch is`nt that uncomfortable. lol

Spongebob is correct.

You don't have the proper verbal training to make this sound palatable to your wifey.

I think you're really gonna fuck this up if you ask her, you seriously don't have a clue as to what you're risking here.

Please abort this idea now and save it for another day when your head is screwed on right tight, aiight????

DIV

 

[ChefWide]

I think if you present her with some hot Brazilian dude with a dick like a Tallboy and say "Honey, do what you like, just this one time, whatever your loins desire, I'll be back in about 4 hours. Love ya."

Then you can harpoon Missy Onenight while your wife has arguably the best sex of her life.

Sound good?

 

[spongebob]

No way, I want to pick her out myself. If my wife picks her out, what am I gonna tell her? I gotta give her a list of things I like in another woman for a one night stand? That won`t work.

I wanna fuck who I wanna fuck! That`s it.

The couch is`nt that uncomfortable. lol

just by what little info we have, i honestly believe your wife will hit you with a skillet if you persue this. please discontinue any thought of another women. you are only asking for grief. me and my wife were in a year long relationship with her best friend. there is alot involved in this sort of thing.

 

[DIVISION]

just by what little info we have, i honestly believe your wife will hit you with a skillet if you persue this. please discontinue any thought of another women. you are only asking for grief. me and my wife were in a year long relationship with her best friend. there is alot involved in this sort of thing.

I concur w/ spongebobberooni.....

You're really asking for a shitload of trouble by asking her for a fuck on the side.

Please turn back NOW!

DIV

 

[spongebob]

I concur w/ spongebobberooni.....

You're really asking for a shitload of trouble by asking her for a fuck on the side.

Please turn back NOW!

DIV

yes it would be alot different if he had the training. and it would be alot different if it were just his GF. but were talking serious implications if this were not done appropriately.

 

[gonelifting]

just by what little info we have, i honestly believe your wife will hit you with a skillet if you persue this. please discontinue any thought of another women. you are only asking for grief. me and my wife were in a year long relationship with her best friend. there is alot involved in this sort of thing.

There`s so many different responses that it confusing me a little. Someone just PM`ed me and told me to show her this thread. This way I don`t haveto explain myself. That`s not a bad idea IMO, she`ll see that I love her and just want sex with a hot woman for one night only.

That`s the best idea yet. I might show her the thread by Friday. So I can get going this weekend. That`s a whole other issue of getting a woman to agree to this by the weekend. Damn.

 

[DIVISION]

There`s so many different responses that it confusing me a little. Someone just PM`ed me and told me to show her this thread. This way I don`t haveto explain myself. That`s not a bad idea IMO, she`ll see that I love her and just want sex with a hot woman for one night only.

That`s the best idea yet. I might show her the thread by Friday. So I can get going this weekend. That`s a whole other issue of getting a woman to agree to this by the weekend. Damn.

Dude......you're really gonna fuck this thang up if you approach it so casually like this. I think you really need to consider the consequences if you ask her and she feels betrayed. Do you understand what we are trying to tell you?

Think real hard about this......harder than you think about your dick.

DIV

 

[GoldenDelicious]

rent some movie where some guy says exactly this to his wife. right when he asks it, pause the movie so you can "make some popcorn". mimic. then watch her reaction.

or you could just drop a sleeping tablet in her wine and go do it in secret.

lock in option 2

 

[Forge]

Just ask yourself one thing:






What would foxygel do?

 

[spongebob]

There`s so many different responses that it confusing me a little. Someone just PM`ed me and told me to show her this thread. This way I don`t haveto explain myself. That`s not a bad idea IMO, she`ll see that I love her and just want sex with a hot woman for one night only.

That`s the best idea yet. I might show her the thread by Friday. So I can get going this weekend. That`s a whole other issue of getting a woman to agree to this by the weekend. Damn.

lol. im sorry but if you are being serious here you are in big trouble. if you have never mentioned this nor has your wife it will not be by this weekend, it will not be by this year.

it can be presented to your wife in several different ways. whats the best way depends on what you know about your wife.

i can tell you this. i can almost promise you that you will not get to fuck someone while she either just watches or leaves the house. she has to be included, it has to be a threesome. trust me.

 

[DIVISION]

Just ask yourself one thing:What would foxygel do?

DON'T FUCKING START WITH THAT INDECISIVE FUCKFACE!!!!!

fxygel is gone.......RIP!!!

DIV

 

[powerslave]

Don't ask. Just do it.

All you had to do was look at your own signature.

Do it now!!!!

 

[gonelifting]

i can tell you this. i can almost promise you that you will not get to fuck someone while she either just watches or leaves the house. she has to be included, it has to be a threesome. trust me.

THREESOME? No way. I`m planning on telling this other woman that I love her while we`re having sex/making love. I like to shout it out loud and get really into it. Tell her "you`re the best sex I`ve ever had baby" shit like that. Why THE HELL would I want my wife there? You guys are crazy.

I`ve seen many threads where people suggested to show the other person the thread to understand one`s feelings. Why would`nt this work. It still sounds like a good idea to me. I MAY delete Bran`s answers though. Jackass.

How can I print this page without getting all the ads and pics in the print?

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Im actually excited to see the results of this field test.

I almost wish I could be there..

any chance you could videotape this secretly so we can see what happens.. ????

 

[DIVISION]

THREESOME? No way. I`m planning on telling this other woman that I love her while we`re having sex/making love. I like to shout it out loud and get really into it. Tell her "you`re the best sex I`ve ever had baby" shit like that. Why THE HELL would I want my wife there? You guys are crazy.

I`ve seen many threads where people suggested to show the other person the thread to understand one`s feelings. Why would`nt this work. It still sounds like a good idea to me. I MAY delete Bran`s answers though. Jackass.

How can I print this page without getting all the ads and pics in the print?

I can't believe you're seriously thinking about going through with this.

Amazing.

Stupefying.

Inane.

Got Marriage?

DIV

 

[gonelifting]

Im actually excited to see the results of this field test.

I almost wish I could be there..

any chance you could videotape this secretly so we can see what happens.. ????

Talking about things gets me more ideas... Now I just thought of something else. What if I have a nice candle lit dinner at my house for the wife and tell her I want to videotape it because it`s special.. or something. She`ll probably go for it. So at dinner and after a few glasses of wine, I`ll do my thing, Whip out the printed thread and show her.

I`m so fucking psyched now!!!!! This Friday night bros!!!!!

 

[spongebob]

Talking about things gets me more ideas... Now I just thought of something else. What if I have a nice candle lit dinner at my house for the wife and tell her I want to videotape it because it`s special.. or something. She`ll probably go for it. So at dinner and after a few glasses of wine, I`ll do my thing, Whip out the printed thread and show her.

I`m so fucking psyched now!!!!! This Friday night bros!!!!!

i predict hot candlewax thrown at you! wear PPE.

 

[DIVISION]

Talking about things gets me more ideas... Now I just thought of something else. What if I have a nice candle lit dinner at my house for the wife and tell her I want to videotape it because it`s special.. or something. She`ll probably go for it. So at dinner and after a few glasses of wine, I`ll do my thing, Whip out the printed thread and show her.

I`m so fucking psyched now!!!!! This Friday night bros!!!!!

Oh man.......are you fucking serious?

Prepare to get your fucking face slapped......You really don't know women, do you?

DIV

 

[gonelifting]

I`m really nervous for some reason. I can`t believe I`m freaking shaking sitting here. I don`t know what I`m gonna do from now till Friday.

This is a little overwhelming.

Also, I wonder if any women read this thread and I`m curious to hear their opinions and suggestions.

 

[DIVISION]

I`m really nervous for some reason. I can`t believe I`m freaking shaking sitting here. I don`t know what I`m gonna do from now till Friday.

This is a little overwhelming.

Also, I wonder if any women read this thread and I`m curious to hear their opinions and suggestions.

I have a feeling the women reading this already gave up on you a few pages back.

It SHOULD feel overwhelming, your fucking marriage could end if you fuck this UP!

Feel me on that?

DIV

 

[gonelifting]

OH Shit... I could`nt wait so I called my wife at work to tell her....SOMETHING.... Oh mannnnnn I was so freaking nervous just talking with her about normal shit! She kept asking "why did you call here?" I was`nt gonna tell her on the phone but I just wanted to get the ball rolling and sorta hear her voice. I was gonna tell her about my plans for Friday`s romantic dinner I`m planning.

I think I fucked up though. I mentioned recording the dinner and she started going nuts and accuse me of watching pron again (long story) anyway It did`nt go well. That`s my problem, when I get an idea in my head, I wanna do it right away. I have no freaking patience!

Now I gotta "fix" things when she gets home. Damn!!!!!!!

 

[bran987]

now you've got the right idea!!!! no woman can resist candlelit dinner and wine!
this is going to be great, it will be like when you two were first together again. you're even getting the nervousness and shakes like old times!

 

[DIVISION]

OH Shit... I could`nt wait so I called my wife at work to tell her....SOMETHING.... Oh mannnnnn I was so freaking nervous just talking with her about normal shit! She kept asking "why did you call here?" I was`nt gonna tell her on the phone but I just wanted to get the ball rolling and sorta hear her voice. I was gonna tell her about my plans for Friday`s romantic dinner I`m planning.

I think I fucked up though. I mentioned recording the dinner and she started going nuts and accuse me of watching pron again (long story) anyway It did`nt go well. That`s my problem, when I get an idea in my head, I wanna do it right away. I have no freaking patience!

Now I gotta "fix" things when she gets home. Damn!!!!!!!

The first step is: Get your balls back.....the ones you loaned her when you got married. It's clear that you are whipped!!!!!!!!

If you can't even call her at work without fucking it up, what makes you think you can improvise your plan to tell her that you want to fuck on the side?

I don't get your logic, nugga......

DIV

 

[milo hobgoblin]

LOL this just gets better and better.. I feel like Im sitting by watching a slowly moving train wreck..

Bro if your wife has a problem with you watching porn there is no way in hell she is gonna go for this..


choo choo choo choo choo ... I want to cover my eyes buty Im enthralled.

LOL calling her at work .. man you got some insane timing.

Well at least you have us to blame.

 

[gonelifting]

If you can't even call her at work without fucking it up, what makes you think you can improvise your plan to tell her that you want to fuck on the side?

Dude it`s not fucking on the side!!! It`s a ONE TIME thing bro. It`s different. Who knows after this one time, maybe we can progress to other times, but for now I won`t push my luck. One step at a time.

I hope she does`nt think like you do and start saying that shit like "Fucking on the side" wtf. ONCE damnit! Once! I could see this as a potential problem.

 

[DIVISION]

LOL this just gets better and better.. I feel like Im sitting by watching a slowly moving train wreck..

Bro if your wife has a problem with you watching porn there is no way in hell she is gonna go for this..


choo choo choo choo choo ... I want to cover my eyes buty Im enthralled.

LOL calling her at work .. man you got some insane timing.

Well at least you have us to blame.

I know......Me, Spongebob and Milo are on the same wavelength with this.

It truly is like watching a trainwreck.......

gonelifting is truly in for something wicked~!

DIV

 

[gonelifting]

LOL this just gets better and better.. I feel like Im sitting by watching a slowly moving train wreck..

Bro if your wife has a problem with you watching porn there is no way in hell she is gonna go for this..


choo choo choo choo choo ... I want to cover my eyes buty Im enthralled.

LOL calling her at work .. man you got some insane timing.

Well at least you have us to blame.

Dude wtf you were on my side when this thing started!

"Calling her at work"......That`s why I wanna just give her a printout of this thread instead of talking with her. I`m sure I`ll mess it up soimehow if I talked to her. I`ve never been this nervous.

What if I ask a friend of her`s to ask her if she`ll do it? Just to get an idea if she`ll go for it. This way it won`t be coming from me directly and maybe won`t get me into too much trouble. Her friend will ask for me. hmmm

Girlfriends know how to talk to each other wi6thout getting upset. you know?

 

[gonelifting]

I know......Me, Spongebob and Milo are on the same wavelength with this.

It truly is like watching a trainwreck.......

gonelifting is truly in for something wicked~!

DIV

wtf? What the fuck did I say that did`nt make sense? I`m trying to think from all angles here!

Everybody suddenly turned on me here.

 

[DIVISION]

wtf? What the fuck did I say that did`nt make sense? I`m trying to think from all angles here!

Everybody suddenly turned on me here.

You don't make sense because it's clear that you don't know how the fuck you're going to pull this off.......that's why.

I never agreed with this in the first place, so I really NEVER turned on you.

I don't think you should do it.

DIV

 

[biteme]

I called one of those psychic hotlines one time just for the hell of it because it was free and I wanted to see what kind of bullshit that were spouting off with. The supposed psychic asked me, "Have you been thinking about cheating on your wife." LMAO. Anyone with a working brain knows that they generalize and that most men at one time or another have thought about getting some on the side. Except for me, I never thought about that. So the psychic was clearly a liar.

 

[DIVISION]

I called one of those psychic hotlines one time just for the hell of it because it was free and I wanted to see what kind of bullshit that were spouting off with. The supposed psychic asked me, "Have you been thinking about cheating on your wife." LMAO. Anyone with a working brain knows that they generalize and that most men at one time or another have thought about getting some on the side. Except for me, I never thought about that. So the psychic was clearly a liar.

Clearly.

You'd never think of fucking on the side.

That would be just wrong.

DIV

 

[gonelifting]

The good part about her reading this whole thread is I can see the look on her face as she`s getting through the pages while reading it. The longer she reads, the more facial expressions (and boy can she make them) she`ll make and that will tell me if she`s leaning to a "YES" or a "NO".

Who knows, maybe if she`s midway through and I don`t like the look on her face, I`ll abort, and at least we would have had a nice romantic dinner alone....VIDEOTAPED.

I was thinking of heading the printout with "Please say yes to this" lol That would get her mind thinking "YES" already.... Psychology bros... psychology... I`m such a player.

 

[DIVISION]

I was thinking of heading the printout with "Please say yes to this" lol That would get her mind thinking "YES" already.... Psychology bros... psychology... I`m such a player.

That reverse psychology bullshit doesn't work when it comes to her letting you get some pussy that's not hers.....

It's ain't gonna work, nugga......

Try something else.

DIV

 

[sorerotators]

I havn' read this whole post. But unless she's also into women. It won't work.

 

[Mr. dB]

She might just do that, so I`m thinking the chick I find to do this with better be worth it for one night.

I may be digging myself a hole here.

So you don't have this "other woman" picked out yet?

 

[gonelifting]

So you don't have this "other woman" picked out yet?

No, why should I go through all that work... and then she says "NO" What will I tell the other woman?

 

[DIVISION]

I havn' read this whole post. But unless she's also into women. It won't work.

She's not and it won't.

I've tried everything to get him to see the facts of the matter.

There's no upside and plenty of downside to this.


DIV

 

[spongebob]

wtf? What the fuck did I say that did`nt make sense? I`m trying to think from all angles here!

Everybody suddenly turned on me here.

no danielson, we havent turned on you. but you lack the training to even initiate such proposal. why fail before even getting started.

we understand you have not treaded these waters before and as such we only offer our advice and teachings to young student of game.

 

[DIVISION]

no danielson, we havent turned on you. but you lack the training to even initiate such proposal. why fail before even getting started.

we understand you have not treaded these waters before and as such we only offer our advice and teachings to young student of game.

Spongebob is correct.

I am throwed in the game and I am telling you STR8 UP that she ain't gonna go for it, you just don't have the game to pull this off yet.

You've got to be able to explain it to her in a way that is attractive, but right now you're shaking, trembling and the pucker factor is pretty high.

This is NOT: wax ON wax OFF...........it's much more convoluted than that, GL.

DIV

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Dude I AM on YOUR side but damn man.. NEVER, EVER call your woman at work with anythign related to something liek this..

If she gets even slightly suspicious.. she will sit there ALL day wondering what the fuck you are up to ..only making it worse.



THIS is when you bring it up..


After you two just had some amazing, dick breaking sex.. Im talking plunging your dick into her ass... breathless orgasm sex...

Start talkign about sexual fantasy for BOTH of you..

Bro YOU HAVE TO INCLUDE HER IN THIS.. in some way.. if that menas lettign her think about being with another guy,.. or just helping you pick the girl..

But considering the thinghs you have alreadyu said about your wife.. if she isnt all over you.. in that post orgasmic love-daze.. you might as well be trying to convince a preist.

Look.. before I met my girlfriend she had onlty been with 5 guys (and she was 37).. one opf the most straight laced women you've ever met.

Now she will go down on anther girl faster than I will and would climb on top of me and fuck my brains out in front of a room full of nuns..

I have experience in these matters..

My ex-girlfriend was a born again Christian.. I had her CONVINCED that she wanted me to fuck her in the ass while another guy was in her pussy..

she isnt even bi and I had her begging to bring hoem another girl so she could watch me fuck her.

You are goign about this the wrong way.. START in the bedroom,..

 

[gonelifting]

So you don`t think asking one of her friends to ask for me will cut it? I say friends can say anything to each other. Who better to pick than her best friend to ask her for me. It would be relaxed and sorta like "girl talk".

This is frustrating. That other stuff is too hard to remember. or Just give her the damn thread copy!

I`ve seen it happen in so many movies, why would`nt it work JUST ONCE with me. Just ONE TIME!!!

 

[Carmen]

I know......Me, Spongebob and Milo are on the same wavelength with this.

It truly is like watching a trainwreck.......

gonelifting is truly in for something wicked~!

DIV

i speak as an open minded woman who has been in some different circumstances....
i see that trainwreck happening too- ESPECIALLY if she isn't into women and has a problem with you watching porn...
Your ONLY hope might be to ask for a threesome and then say she doesn't have to participate, just be there, but there's no WAY she'll let you go at it alone.

 

[DIVISION]

i speak as an open minded woman who has been in some different circumstances....
i see that trainwreck happening too- ESPECIALLY if she isn't into women and has a problem with you watching porn...
Your ONLY hope might be to ask for a threesome and then say she doesn't have to participate, just be there, but there's no WAY she'll let you go at it alone.

DAMN, NUGGA!!!!!

It's about time my crime partner showed up to give me some much needed backup!

Sugarplum is about as open-minded as they come and EVEN SHE thinks you're in for some bad shit!!!!

Open your eyes, bro.

DIV

 

[gonelifting]

i speak as an open minded woman who has been in some different circumstances....
i see that trainwreck happening too- ESPECIALLY if she isn't into women and has a problem with you watching porn...
Your ONLY hope might be to ask for a threesome and then say she doesn't have to participate, just be there, but there's no WAY she'll let you go at it alone.

lol @ the "trainwreck" analogy again. wtf? It`s not like I`m gonna have her sleep outside for the night while I have sex with this woman. I`ll give her a few bucks and she`ll stay in a hotel for ONE FREAKING NIGHT. It`s not gonna kill her.

At least I got woman`s opinion finally.

What do you think about the idea of getting her friend to ask her for me. The only problem with that is her friend would know the whole story before my wife does and If it did`nt work out, she would always know. That might be uncomfortable at BBQ`s and stuff. Christmas etc....

 

[Carmen]

DAMN, NUGGA!!!!!

It's about time my crime partner showed up to give me some much needed backup!

Sugarplum is about as open-minded as they come and EVEN SHE thinks you're in for some bad shit!!!!

Open your eyes, bro.

DIV

simply asking her is going to bring tears and a lack of trust- she will from now on know that she isn't enough for you and that you have been thinking, for some undetermined amount of time, about being with someone else.
soon, she will think that because she said no, that you will go and do it behind her back anyway or forever be resentful.
If you're going to ask, start with asking for a threesome and pray that she will be so turned off to the idea of another woman's kitty in her face that she'll tell you to just go do it without her.
but don't count on it. lol.

 

[DIVISION]

lol @ the "trainwreck" analogy again. wtf? It`s not like I`m gonna have her sleep outside for the night while I have sex with this woman. I`ll give her a few bucks and she`ll stay in a hotel for ONE FREAKING NIGHT. It`s not gonna kill her.

At least I got woman`s opinion finally.

What do you think about the idea of getting her friend to ask her for me. The only problem with that is her friend would know the whole story before my wife does and If it did`nt work out, she would always know. That might be uncomfortable at BBQ`s and stuff. Christmas etc....

I'm amazed that you still don't get it.

You will have to ask her, no one else will do it for you. Take some responsibility for your own life and consequences, bro.

I don't see it working, no matter how you try to sugarcoat it.

Your wifey won't let you fuck another woman.

DIV

 

[Carmen]

lol @ the "trainwreck" analogy again. wtf? It`s not like I`m gonna have her sleep outside for the night while I have sex with this woman. I`ll give her a few bucks and she`ll stay in a hotel for ONE FREAKING NIGHT. It`s not gonna kill her.

At least I got woman`s opinion finally.

What do you think about the idea of getting her friend to ask her for me. The only problem with that is her friend would know the whole story before my wife does and If it did`nt work out, she would always know. That might be uncomfortable at BBQ`s and stuff. Christmas etc....

nooooooooooooooooo
don't have someone else ask her or you will automatically be accused of fucking that person!!!!!!!!!!!!!
see my reply #85 above.
the night won't kill her. just your marriage and possibly you.

 

[bran987]

lmao
that's right
your wife and daughter should be the ones who go stay in the hotel

 

[DIVISION]

nooooooooooooooooo
don't have someone else ask her or you will automatically be accused of fucking that person!!!!!!!!!!!!!
see my reply #85 above.
the night won't kill her. just your marriage and possibly you.

It's simply amazing.......I've told him everything you are telling him right now.

Apparently my advice isn't good enough for gonelifting.

He doesn't understand the ramificiations that this can have if he fucks up.....

It's not easy like putting on some Keith Sweat and just dropping the question: Honey, do you mind if I fuck another woman just for one night?

I can't stress how much of a mistake he is making if he thinks she will just forget about it like nothing ever happened.

DIV

 

[jerseyart]

LOL

GL

You should just tell her yourself. You must outweigh her by at least 50lbs. What could go wrong?

Juts don't ask her in the kitchen bor. That's like their batcave. They have crap all over the place they can hurt you with, and you will never see it coming.

Trust me

 

[milo hobgoblin]

"Juts don't ask her in the kitchen bor. That's like their batcave. They have crap all over the place they can hurt you with, and you will never see it coming."


LMFAO.. no shit on that one ... Their batcave BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

 

[DIVISION]

lmao
that's right
your wife and daughter should be the ones who go stay in the hotel

EH, WheatBran......you're not fucking helping here, nugga.

Wax ON Wax OFF.......now please go practice....


DIV

 

[gonelifting]

I think I`m gonna have a talk with her sister about this. NO I WON`T ASK HER SISTER TO ASK FOR ME. lol I just want to get a feeling of what she might say if I asked her. Her sister may be the person to tell me how she would react because they`re pretty close. Maybe SHE can get a friend to ask for me. This way we`ll know this friend and it would be a trusted conversation. All 4 of us could even be in the room at the same time. Maybe I`ll take them out to dinner and do it like that... Me, my wife, her sister, and the firend that`s gonna sk the question.

I`ll have this thread on me JUST IN CASE...

Now I feel a little better, I was sweating it before man, you guys had me all nervous and shit.

 

[DIVISION]

I think I`m gonna have a talk with her sister about this. NO I WON`T ASK HER SISTER TO ASK FOR ME. lol I just want to get a feeling of what she might say if I asked her. Her sister may be the person to tell me how she would react because they`re pretty close. Maybe SHE can get a friend to ask for me. This way we`ll know this friend and it would be a trusted conversation. All 4 of us could even be in the room at the same time. Maybe I`ll take them out to dinner and do it like that... Me, my wife, her sister, and the firend that`s gonna sk the question.

I`ll have this thread on me JUST IN CASE...

Now I feel a little better, I was sweating it before man, you guys had me all nervous and shit.

How do you know her sister won't tell on you?

You ever considered that possibility, nugga?

You're headed for disaster.......

DIV

 

[gonelifting]

How do you know her sister won't tell on you?

You ever considered that possibility, nugga?

You're headed for disaster.......

DIV

Her sister`s cool. She`ll be there when we go out to dinner for the "confrontation" for support. you know?

 

[DIVISION]

Her sister`s cool. She`ll be there when we go out to dinner for the "confrontation" for support. you know?

I GIVE UP, nugga.........

Do what you want......


DIV

 

[bran987]

I GIVE UP, nugga.........

Do what you want......


DIV

DIVISION 27
gonelifting 22
spongebob 11
Milo Hobgoblin 8
Bran987 6
Sugarplum 3
Forge 2
El Dandy 2
WODIN 1
havoc 1
Y_Lifter 1
Robert Jan 1
sorerotators 1
biteme 1
powerslave 1
Mr. dB 1
ChewYxRage 1
ChefWide 1
GoldenDelicious 1
hamstershaver 1
Ulcasterdropout 1
JerseyArt 1
Subzeero 1

 

[jerseyart]

GL

Don't sweat it. If anything bringing in a little competition will just make her try harder.

Trust me, I have a Masters in Business. I know about these things

 

[bran987]

GL

Don't sweat it. If anything bringing in a little competition will just make her try harder.

Trust me, I have a Masters in Business. I know about these things

where'd you get your mba?

 

[velvett]

Probably when you're out with your kid at Chuck E Cheese having pizza, playing skee-ball together and your wife is trying to win one of those sylvester the cat stuffed animals you always wanted - like a family - that's when I would ask. Maybe before she or your daughter ask for another 10 bill to go get more tokens, mention it then. People at Chuck E Cheese will do anything for tokens.

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